/scp/ SCP:Secret Laboratory general

SCP belongs on /v/ edition

Previous NA SERVERS
71.63.72.162
147.135.10.140
147.135.10.140:7778
147.135.10.140:7779
147.135.10.140:7780

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SCP games when played off of a /v/ thread:
>Fun and chill af people
>Everyone isn't a sperg about micspams
>Everyone is having fun
>Someone threw a nade in the elevator, this is rare but everyone has a hearty chuckle about it because they don't take the game seriously
>End goal of the game from /v/: have fun and have some laughs
Now with Veeky Forums:
>Angry spergs, and EUcucks coming into NA servers and vise versa
>People scream and bitch about micspam no matter what they are playing and what the quality is
>People take the game too seriously, treating it as if it were some sort of competitive Esport
>Accidental team kill throws spergs into a fit of rage
>Nade in the elevator also makes spergs cry because being an NTF is the most enjoyable thing for them to play as (pathetic really)

oh fuck off.

most importantly, let this be the only reply to him

>shitter who found this game via Veeky Forums and is most likely a european who invades NA servers with a shitty accent detected
You probably call 096 "Casper" you humongous faggot.

I'm replying to just to piss off
:)

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remember that if you see 096 you have to unload everything onto him, and not run away like a retard

Don't reply to the underage copypasta

Requesting someone that is proficent with music-editing software to change the "wild boys" from

youtube.com/watch?v=M43wsiNBwmo

into "D-Bois"

147.135.10.140:7778

>Tfw you close your d-bro on the wrong side of the door by mistake when escaping peanut and hear a snap while frenetically trying to reopen it

i made this for you lads

Is this the real thread
Is this the SCP general?
Caught in a containing lab
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up at Peanut and don't blink
I am a just a D-Boy, i need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little high, little low
Anyway the Furries shoots, doesn't really matter to me, to me

Chaos, just killed a Nerd
Put a gun against his head
Pulled the trigger, now he is dead
Chaos, the server just restart
But now i've gone and thrown it all away
Chaos, oooooooohhh
Didn't mean to make you come here
If i'm not on heavy this time later
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

Too late, the Doc has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Where the fuck is the keycard
Goodbye D-boyz, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind the checkpoint
Chaos, ooooooohhh (anyway the Furries shoots)
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never join the server at all

I see a little silhouetto of a Skip
Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango
Screaming and running, very very frightening me
Radical Larry,Radical Larry,
Radical Larry,Radical Larry,
Radical Larry and Lankyboy
MAGNIFICOOOOO

But I'm just a D-Boy and nobody loves me
He's just a D-Boy from a D-Boy family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go Peanut let me go
Radical Larry! No we will not let you go - let him go
Peanut! We will not let you go - let him go
Lanky boy! We will not let you go let me go
Doc will not let you go let me go (never)
Never let you go let me go
Never let me go ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no

Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
The furrie has a femur breaker put aside for me
For me
For me

So you think you can shoot me and throw grenades in my eye
So you think you can Rez me and leave me not die
Oh Skips, can't do this to me Skips
Just gotta get out just gotta get right outta here
Oooooooh ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really matters
Anyone can join
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me
Anyway the Furries shoots

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cringe

is voice chat working yet? it still does on other servers

10/10

81.11.178.194
EU server

I don't think they fixed it but its the only server i can find that isnt full

t.nerd

fpbp

try singing it then reconsider your life choices

A patch just dropped.

Kek.

Just joined for 5 minutes, fucking hell you all fucking suck, not playing with you retards

This picture doesn't make sense, they said "no russian" as in don't speak russian.

voice is broken on 147.135.10.140:7778 join 147.135.10.140:7779

any IP's where voice chat isn't broken?

repostan

>Hubert locked the door behind him while his team went down the elevator and Peanut was there
Best dev

le funny d bro and scp are friends xD

Do

is it broken on EU? I could restart the server, it was working earlier

bby what dem lips do

Those lips are disgusting

thoselipsaremadeforblowing.jpeg

update and restart my man

Does voice chat still break after like 15 or 20 minutes?

it's broken there too

i spent all my accumulated skill to do this, not gonna happen

simplified them and they looked ok to me. i'll pay more attention next time

>Goodbye D-boyz, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind the checkpoint

we need a new server, maybe 147.135.10.140:7780 works

are you a madman those lips are full diamond dick material

>update
???
it is updated

Posted in last thread, reposting
Playing as 096 is fun

after update i cant hear anyone.

DOES VOICE WORK ANYWHERE I JUST WANT TO PLAY

>i spent all my accumulated skill to do this, not gonna happen
do it or else

Only thing I can do is restart the 147 servers. Others have the same issue where voices stop

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>caused a breach

needs termination

VOICE IS UNIVERSALLY DEAD

Poor confused Jimmy
streamable.com/xr4xw

reee

>devs rekt voicechat
>decide to disable
why tho

The lips are perfect, don't listen to anyone else

>Caused a containment breach and wasn't fucking terminated on the spot.
>Demoted instead to security clearance 1.
>Training to be a part of NTF.

This shit shouldn't surprise me or get to me, yet here I am seething at the autism and special snowflake shittery regardless.

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it aint broke if its disabled :^)
nuke polan now

I mean, if you put the endless pizza box 2 inches from where it should be, that could be considered a containment breach. foundation is so fucking picky, goddamn nerds

thank you for defending my honor, user-sama

So did he actually disable voice?

>Tfw shot another MTF dead from the catwalk because I couldn't recognize him through this fucking zoom stutter

>Access denied in the Nuke Room
What?
I turned the nuke on though

Why are devs so incompetent?

Little something I did.
Love playing with you guys.

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Is the netcode in this game shit or am I just constantly connecting to shitty servers? My latency keeps jumping around all the time.

love you too user

How many has Larry molested today do you think

>Dev is trolling in a server instead of fixing bugs

Someone said servers now need the mono library installed for voice to work. Installing then taking down 147 servers

La creatura...

mine is more representative

THank you dude

>d boy keeps running in the output of the machine before it starts
>doesn't realize this causes the card not to upgrade
fucking retard

EU servers
81.11.178.194 20/20
81.11.178.194:7778 0/20

CAN YOU EVEN TALK IN THE LIVE SERVERS RIGHT NOW???
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

nice fake news nerd

Let me know if voice works on 147 servers

>Get to the surface as the Doc
>Kill like 4 MTF right as they land
>DC anyway after creating a couple planes
All because one Chaosfag fucked up

would feed to Femur Breaker

FIX THE FUCKING MICROPHONES HUBERT

81.11.178.194 voice works.

>unity
seal of zero quality

I was one of the MTF that got away
you deserved those kills

Anyone know if voices work on 147?

147.135.10.140:7778
IF SOMEOBODY JOIN ABOVE AND LETS ME SAY HELLO THEN WE CAN FIND OUT user

not for me?

on 7777 it does, thanks lad. what do you host these on?

147.135.10.140:7778
Is working

It works get in here

>started working
???????
hoobert? hello?

147.135.10.140:7778
NEED MORE VOICE WORKING
15 SLOTs

Mics are working on 147.135.10.140:7778

Dedicated host with xeon e3 1270v6 roughly equal to 7700k

does 096 even count as a threat when there's no 173? you can just insta-kill him with the MicroHID without even trying

How to use Disarmer

VOICE WHERE IS THE VOICE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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