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why do people select and delesect a hero constantly before a match starts?
This thread is for BEST GIRLS ONLY!!!!!!!!!
>Allah till may
what did she mean by this?
Brigitte an fuck off and die tbqbwyf
Because once Brig is in Comp (May) she will be the one true God.
The day of the rope is in May. Then we won't have to deal with sand niggers any more.
DEUS VULT
My beautful desert rose in her best skin
>the only black hero can't afford real shoes
Really makes me think
>Kills someone with rocket punch
>remembers that his podiatrist told him that his arches are flattening
Why does no one appreciate pharah players? I get 82 direct hits and basically carry the whole team and they commend some random healer every time.
I Doomfist's mobility comes from the mechanical arm/glove, then how the fuck doesn't it tear itself from his fleshy body?
He seems to be mostly cybernetics.
no lore
i wish she had this outfit while old
Well we can't count Tracer among their number anymore.
I love Tracer!
...
I WANT HANA TO HELP ME WITH MY MACRO!!!!!!!!!!
does this mean she only jerks off people one at a time?
It would be awesome if you had old and young versions of all her skins. Especially Horus or Corsair. Also another older Ana with her hair showing pls
Shrike is still her best skin, i just don't like that it glows.
>switch audio to jap
>get risa taneda as d.va
Nice
I wish there was an option for a young Ana voice (with old Ana being forced in competitive).
>all this shitty trapcers/narutos getting rekt
Meanwhile I always end up with genjis who have fucking perfect sense of distance and tracers who never fuck up.
cadet oxton is cute!
Did you happen to misspell corsair or merciful?
>It's an "I have gold in kills and damage as Winston" episode
What rank do I have to reach until people who instalock DPS stop having a two digit IQ? Because plat sure ain't it
i'll misspell you if you don't watch it
S-sorry
>tfw watching Contenders: Monkey Edition
This is a new low for me
They change voice lines for some skins (like Hanzo, Genji and Zen), I don't think enforcing old Ana voice on comp is necessary
Guys, I'm having a good day so far. I don't know if I should ruin it by playing comp OW
when is reaper getting his reyes voice for the blackwatch skin?
Her normal voice is perfectly fine
Does this game seriously ban people for using an in-game feature (taunting)? LMAO
Yes, everything you read on /v/ is true and then some.
I don't use /v/ buddy, I'm not underage or a sperg.
>Game crashes out of nowhere in the middle of a 2-2 comp game
>Can't rejoin the game afterwards
Blizzard, the most incompetetent game devs on the planet
Could've fooled me.
>the most incompetetent game devs on the planet
no, that title belongs to the devs of ffxiv
>rip mercy
Ahaha disabled faggots are still salty.
>this greek salt
Not really, they don't punish you for their game not working properly
If I had no fingers I could still count the people I'd miss if they left OW for Forunknows Nitegrounds one one hand.
Pay debt Akis
Project more, notice how no one else replied to me? You're the lone sperg.
The casters are pretty fun but this match is awful
>my ultimate is-
>voiceline
How have I not been aware of this meme? It's so funny.
>your shit pc crashes
>wtf blizzard fix!
ive had my launcher crash in a comp match and would not let me in for over a min and half the team left the group by the time i got back in.
it only happened once and ive been playing since launch but im still mad.
why must i hold grudges forever...
>its a fill rein and get blamed for dying to an unchallenged tracer episode
totally wasn't the mercy prioritising her heal on a wraithing reaper over the sub 200hp rein in the frontline :^)
Friendly reminder to bully Moira's who use dps orbs over healing in a team fight.
Her beautiful smile alone makes life worth living.
>want to play a hero im not 100% at
>the entire game falls apart since i cant drag all the randoms seemingly against their will to victory
Why people don't understand that gold orb > Black orb ?
I Win all my Moira vs Moira thanks to this.
Yeah, it's my PC's fault when it's literally only Overwatch that crashes, you're a real bright one. There's plenty of people who have the same problems on the official forums and Blizzard doesn't give a shit about it.
Surely Overwatch has some weird fault that makes it crash all the time on your shit PC when I can't remember a single time it happened to me lmao. Fix your shit.
t. tries to play winston as a dps
stay in plat boi
Overwatch is garbage.
Come play the new Quake. It's fantastic.
I really love Tracer and D.Va but everytime I play I can only do well as 76.
Should I just turn gay and start faping to Jack?
Is it the AMD crash? Downgrade you drivers
I'm willing to bet this is where the whole DPS Moira syndrome comes from.
>keeps throwing damage orbs
>teammate get to low health
>use primary heal but resources run out quickly
>have to DPS to refill resources
>teammates die in the meantime
>repeat
Indeed it does, since Blizzard employees have responded to threads where multiple different people have the same problem, but I'll guess I'll take your word for it instead
Who was in the wrong here?
viewers for watching this crap
I had a spate of crashes for a while, then they stopped after a driver update. If you're on nvidia try the latest ones.
>multiple people have shit PCs
Woah.. You're blowing my mind here. Instead of being thankful for Blizzard trying to make their game run on your garbage rigs you're crying because they're not quick enough.
Yep posting best girl
The big question is, did Blizzard script this?
shotas
I want to protect her smile!
post em
>Crashes can only happen if you have shit hardware
Stop posting you special needs child, if I can run the game at 60 FPS on ultra then it's obviously not my computer that can't handle the game
>Shilling this hard
Games crash because of bad programming and because of shit pcs. Just don't play competitive if you know the game frequently crashes on your machine.
>Can get triple and quadruple kills with Roadhog’s ult but can’t push a single person off a cliff with it
>Can never get more than 2 environmental kills while wall-riding without some fucker chasing me down for revenge or wall-riding fucking up when I get the third kill
>Either my team can’t kill anything or the other team doesn’t group up so I can’t discord targets one after another in less than 6 seconds
>No one ever gets more than 2 teleporters
I just want to get these last few achievements and be done with this game. Fuck loot boxes, fuck comp, fuck customs, fuck quick play.
I remember a game on Eichenwalde. I was in defense with Moira and stalled the game for 4 minute making the gold orb bouncing between the walls of the first gate that the payload open.
i love beating the shit out of tracer
>skilled counter play
>deflect
How do you guys get that stats.
It's not just about performance. Who knows how many bitcoin miners you nerds got running, whether you have HDD or RAM corruption and so on. If it works for almost everyone and you have consistent problems do the fucking math.
>goes for another cutthroat
gets me every time
Just click on their name to go to their profile.
>get low gold teammates
>enemies are diamonds
forced 50 is not real guys!
How do you even manage to only be silver at level 566?
>tfw im 2700
No the funny cut throat is when she is trying to grab that S76 from behind, pussies out, and then pretends she was doing a cutthroat emote the whole time. Teenage girl hover hand.
I’m genuinely curious what Bronze is like.
Do they have mental disabilities? Or is it just pure lack of mechanical capability?
Post your BMing
>nepal
>playing junkrat
>carry first round with all golds
>team unironically throws the second round with swaps
>trickles all round
>sanctum time
>literally never lose on sanctum
>it's my fucking map
>doing my thing
>finally someone else gets enough elims to get me to silver
>maintaining open side
>reaper makes it his mission to kill me
>watch him walk right past me
>know he's going for the back flank
>place the trap
>get the easy kill
>lounge emote
>type "You think I didn't know about that flank"
>"stop dude"
>"you only trapped me once"
>win the last map with ease
How's you day been going?
There is nothing wrong with those
That's plat, but honestly I don't see how anyone isn't at least diamond after level 200 except for physical limitations and age.
I have an RX570, the crashes are less frequent with the new patch but they still happen. What driver should I downgrade to?
