Tell me something Catholishits

Evilember
Evilember

be Catholic
break the second and maybe even the first commandment every time you go to church

Tell me something Catholishits: why do you talk to Mary instead of God? Can God somehow not hear you? Do you think Mary will be more merciful for some reason?

Fuck the pope and fuck your entire heretical religion.

All urls found in this thread:
https://www.ewtn.com/faith/teachings/maryc4.htm
https://www.ewtn.com/faith/teachings/maryc4.htm
http://www.proofthatgodexists.org
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2016/04/21/my-wife-and-i-are-white-evangelicals-heres-why-we-chose-to-give-birth-to-black-triplets/?client=safari
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVG98f8NL5g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6uj1KYTlrg
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Council_of_Nicaea
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=John+1
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protestantism_and_Islam
BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Evilember
https://www.ewtn.com/faith/teachings/maryc4.htm

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Evilember
If idolatry is bad explain why God himself dwelt in an idol once.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@JunkTop
No one prayed to the Ark

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Evilember
Idiot tripfag, stop making new threads for your dumb questions
""Praying"" to Mary involves asking her to "forward" your prayer to God. It's not praying to her as much as it is praying with her.
t. former catholic (one true denomination)

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Evilember
Reminder

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Evilember
lmao
protestants
a book say it's right so i'll believe everything in it

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Ignoramus
That's necromancy

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Evilember
Call yourself "spookbuster"
Complain about heretics.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Illusionz
I'd rather believe everything a book tells me than everything a pedophile tells me

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@JunkTop
When will this meme die

Just because God makes an exception to a rule he explicitly stated does not mean that the rule is invalid and we can do whatever we want.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Ignoramus
Why don't you just ask God directly?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Illusionz
That's blasphemy.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Stark_Naked
It wasn't an exception
It did not violate the 2nd commandment. An image is made an idol by religious use.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Booteefool
its also what protestants believe

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Spazyfool
And communion is [a representation of] cannibalism.

@Raving_Cute
Respect to her, and she apparently likes to "forward" these prayers.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@BlogWobbles
Praying to Saints and Angels has been a part of the Christian religion since the very begging. Unless you want to make the argument that every single church father who created the relgion was wrong, you have no argument.
@BlogWobbles
/thread

viagrandad
viagrandad

@MPmaster
Praying to Saints and Angels
Where is that in the bible again?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Evilember
Where is sola scriptura in the bible again?

5mileys
5mileys

@Lord_Tryzalot
No, your maligning of the Bible is blasphemy

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Sir_Gallonhead
she apparently likes to "forward" these prayers
says who?

Anyway that sounds quite a bit like breaking the first commandment to me...

askme
askme

@viagrandad
Where is sola scriptura in the bible again?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@askme
2 Timothy 3:16-17

massdebater
massdebater

@MPmaster
every single church father who created the relgion was wrong

bingo

the only "church father" who matters is Jesus

idontknow
idontknow

Nothing in there implies sola scriptura you illiterate fuckwit

likme
likme

@5mileys
maligning how? How do you know what's in the bible is true?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@w8t4u
Says my old priest, he probably knows more than you.

Anyway that sounds quite a bit like breaking the first commandment to me...
Fun fact: it's not

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Bidwell
Nothing in there implies sola scriptura you illiterate fuckwit

Playboyize
Playboyize

@kizzmybutt
"All scripture is God-breathed ... so that the man of God may be complete, fully equipped for every good work."
Yeah, that doesn't sound like scriptural sufficiency at all

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@viagrandad
https://www.ewtn.com/faith/teachings/maryc4.htm
How about you learn to read links?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@likme
http://www.proofthatgodexists.org

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Evilember
Leave

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Deadlyinx
ewtn.com
That doesn't look like a bible verse

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Playboyize
sola scriptura = """scriptural sufficiency"""
Making up bullshit because you know its retarded?

Evilember
Evilember

@Burnblaze
Sola Scriptura is the doctrine that scripture is the sole infallible rule of faith for the church. If scripture is sufficient, then nothing else is needed.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Skullbone
Too unconfident in your opinions to venture on ewtn
kys

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Firespawn
So it's no where in the bible?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@SniperGod
Ps. 103:20-21
Ps. 148:1-2
Rev. 5:8
Rev. 8:3-4
Matt. 18:10
1 Tim. 2:5
1 Tim. 2:1-4
Jas. 5:16

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@RumChicken
buckshot
Give me one so I can respond to it

TechHater
TechHater

@likme
This thread is for Christians, begone atheist scum

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@lostmypassword
You're holding another god up before God. It literall is.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@CouchChiller
Fuck off lazy cretin. I'm not making it easier for you.

FastChef
FastChef

@TechHater
i never said i was atheist? you have a problem with supporting your claims?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Supergrass
Catholics are as spooked as they come

Their spook makes them blind to their own heresy, which enslaves them to the pope and to the spook itself.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@CouchChiller
Not only do those in heaven pray with us, they also pray for us. In Revelation, John sees that "the twenty-four elders [the leaders of the people of God in heaven] fell down before the Lamb, each holding a harp, and with golden bowls full of incense, which are the prayers of the saints" (Rev. 5:8). Thus the saints in heaven offer to God the prayers of the saints on earth.
Angels do the same thing: "[An] angel came and stood at the altar [in heaven] with a golden censer; and he was given much incense to mingle with the prayers of all the saints upon the golden altar before the throne; and the smoke of the incense rose with the prayers of the saints from the hand of the angel before God" (Rev. 8:3-4).

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Lord_Tryzalot
"Protestant" can mean anything

I am a protestant, but I don't believe that. I just don't think the pope has authority so I worship on my own.

Checkmate.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@BinaryMan
No, that's not how it works. Both myself and Catholicism in general have addressed this, and it's nobody's fault but your own that you're too stupid to understand it.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Methnerd
didn't find it convincing
didn't let me answer the questions in the way I wanted, and jumped way too far at the end

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@AwesomeTucker
You expect me to write a wall of text for you?
@BunnyJinx
Rev. 8:3-4
And another angel came and stood at the altar with a golden censer, and he was given much incense to offer with the prayers of all the saints on the golden altar before the throne, and the smoke of the incense, with the prayers of the saints, rose before God from the hand of the angel.
Where is the indication these prayers were from people on earth to the angels?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@massdebater
implying the people who helped write and construct the book that gives you your knowledge of the godhead got it wrong

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@FastChef
well if you don't believe the bible you're certainly not Christian. Please remove yourself.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@whereismyname
plugs ears
I'm right and ur 2 stoopid 2 understand lalala

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Harmless_Venom
No, I already explained it, you just refuse to accept it. Perhaps you're afraid that your only arguments against Catholicism are crumbling?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Stark_Naked
If your too stupid to interpret what's right in front of your face, I don't know what to tell you. I guess sola scriptura isn't good enough when it contradicts your protestant world view.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Spamalot
why don't you accept it when I twist scripture
my scripture twisting is the same as scripture
fuck off papist

takes2long
takes2long

@SomethingNew
I have no argument
Fuck off proddie

Bidwell
Bidwell

@takes2long
So it's nowhere in the bible then?

massdebater
massdebater

@Bidwell
See
@BunnyJinx

Inmate
Inmate

@Methnerd
if you answer anything the way you're not supposed to it just loops
think about it :^)

likme
likme

@massdebater
See
@Stark_Naked

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Stark_Naked
Do you understand the communion of the saints at all my man?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@kizzmybutt
Not an argument.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@King_Martha
Seems to me that the only reason you pray to Mary instead of directly to God is to respect her.

This sounds suspiciously like worshiping a god. This is blasphemy.

Unless there's a reason to pray to Mary instead of giving all your veneration to God Himself, I'm afraid you're a heretic.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Poker_Star
no
Le proddie clown theology hour

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Techpill
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2016/04/21/my-wife-and-i-are-white-evangelicals-heres-why-we-chose-to-give-birth-to-black-triplets/?client=safari

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Techpill
I've been following this conversation and I have to say you're probably right

How can I become protestant?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Techpill
The most extreme form of cucking

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Techpill
literally doing what jesus did is now bad

@Playboyize
The doctrine of the communion of saints is based on 1 Corinthians 12, where Paul compares Christians to a single body. Bishops have the authority to lead a diocese.

The words translated into English as "saints" can refer to Christians, who, whatever their personal sanctity as individuals, are called holy because they are consecrated to God and Christ. This usage of the word "saints" is found some fifty times in the New Testament.

The Heidelberg Catechism defends this view, citing Romans 8:32, 1 Corinthians 6:17 and 1 John 1:3 to claim that all members of Christ have communion with him, and are recipients of all his gifts.

The persons who are linked in this communion include those who have died and whom Hebrews 12:1 pictures as a cloud of witnesses encompassing Christians on earth. In the same chapter, Hebrews 12:22-23 says Christians on earth "have come to Mount Zion, and to the city of the living God, the heavenly Jerusalem, and to innumerable angels in festal gathering, and to the assembly of the firstborn who are enrolled in heaven, and to a judge who is God of all, and to the spirits of just men made perfect."

wow, a wikipedia search away from not being retarded!

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Emberfire
Repent and believe for the kingdom of God is at hand

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@TurtleCat
literally doing what jesus did is now bad
When did Jesus kiss muslim feet?
Bishops have the authority to lead a diocese.
In the bible there is no difference between bishops and presbyters

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Why do people still fall for the meme that Jesus died for every man, when the bible says He died only for the elect?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@TurtleCat
S E M A N T I C S

E M A N T I C S

M A N T I C S

A N T I C S

N T I C S

T I C S

I C S

C S

S

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@BinaryMan
ignoring the biblical proof of intercession of saints to comment on your image of Pope Francis
Protestants everyone.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Need_TLC
You fags are arguing about the details of the content of a book, of course it's gonna be about semantics.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Crazy_Nice
the biblical proof of intercession of saints
I'm still waiting for it

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Need_TLC
sola scriptura fag
admits semantics change meaning of Bible
Perhaps we can avoid semantics by having tradition and councils have some role decoding the meaning of scripture? Novel idea, right?
Kys

Soft_member
Soft_member

@StrangeWizard
Why do Catholics believe this?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Lord_Tryzalot
I don't give a shit about the details. Polytheism is polytheism is polytheism, and it has no place in Christianity.

Stay spooked, cathilocucks

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Spamalot
Scripture is perfectly clear. Perhaps the lack of biblical warrant for your false doctrine should startle you?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Spamalot
When did I mention sola scriptura?

massdebater
massdebater

@Evil_kitten
Christian
spouting Stirner memes
pick exactly one.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@massdebater
Christian
Catholic
Pick exactly one.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@happy_sad
Except for all the biblical warrant in this thread that you refused to acknowledge like the pre-teen you are?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Emberfire
See @Stark_Naked

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@TalkBomber
Because why would angels hand prayers of saints in heaven to God?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@TurtleCat
Perhaps the angels were praying with dead saints?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@CodeBuns
Catholics
heretics
Woah now, you're starting to sound like a Protestant

TechHater
TechHater

@Evilember
ITT: Total Autism

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@RumChicken
It says they were holding harps filled with incense, which is the prayers of the saints. Making it clear they "offered" the prayers to God.

FastChef
FastChef

@iluvmen
True Christian
Protestant
I think you know what to do now.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@BinaryMan
No, what it makes clear is this is worship of God. Where does it say they offered the prayers?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@FastChef
Catholics aren't Christian

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Ignoramus
In Revelation, John sees that "the twenty-four elders [the leaders of the people of God in heaven] fell down before the Lamb, each holding a harp, and with golden bowls full of incense, which are the prayers of the saints" (Rev. 5:8). Thus the saints in heaven offer to God the prayers of the saints on earth.Angels do the same thing: "[An] angel came and stood at the altar [in heaven] with a golden censer; and he was given much incense to mingle with the prayers of all the saints upon the golden altar before the throne; and the smoke of the incense rose with the prayers of the saints from the hand of the angel before God" (Rev. 8:3-4).

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

None of you are Christian.
Real Christianity died with the secret teachings of Jesus, suppressed and destroyed by the paganized early Church.
But now the scrolls from the Dead Sea and Nag Hammadi have been recovered, and the truth is plain for all to see.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Dreamworx
None of you are Christian.Real Christianity died with the secret teachings of Jesus, suppressed and destroyed by the paganized early Church.But now the scrolls from the Dead Sea and Nag Hammadi have been recovered, and the truth is plain for all to see.
If you actually read these scrolls you'll find most protestants would accuse them of "paganism" as their was quite the emphases on spiritual beings such as Angels.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@whereismyname
i've been refuted
i'll just paste Catholic propaganda

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Need_TLC
The 24 elders holding a harp filled with golden "bowels of incense", which IS THE PRAYERS OF THE SAINTS"
rev 5:8

Are you mentally retarded?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Need_TLC
Revelation 5:8New International Version (NIV)
8And when he had taken it, the four living creatures and the twenty-four elders fell down before the Lamb. Each one had a harp and they were holding golden bowls full of incense, which are the prayers of God’s people.

girlDog
girlDog

@Need_TLC
Your calling scripture Catholic propaganda? Is this real? Are you baiting or legit this stupid?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Harmless_Venom
And again I ask where is the indication the saints are on earth? The elders were just praying with the dead saints.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@girlDog
scripture-twisting propaganda
scripture

takes2long
takes2long

@haveahappyday
The elders offer before god the prayers of GODS PEOPLE. that would MY prayers, if I so choose to ask for their intercession.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@takes2long
see@viagrandad

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@viagrandad
You don't pray to saints living "on earth," the indication is the plural "Saints" or "Gods People."

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Stupidasole
Love your neighbor
Love your enemy

Techpill
Techpill

@Evilember
Martin "The Turks are better then the Pope" Luther

Methshot
Methshot

@lostmypassword
You don't pray to saints
So we're in agreement this is a false doctrine?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Methshot
what the fuck are you talking about? No body prayers to people on earth? Catholics ask for the intercession of the living saints in Heaven. You don't even know this?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@hairygrape
The pope and the cardinals should be hanged in order to destroy the Romish church

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Evilember
But Prots are a lot worse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVG98f8NL5g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6uj1KYTlrg

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Carnalpleasure
If the saints whose prayers the angels and elders have are in heaven then this isn't prayer to saints and angels

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Firespawn
There is no unified group called "protestants"

"protestant" just means you aren't cucked by the pope

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Friendly reminder that you're not a true Christian if you don't know that Hong Xiuquan was the second son of God after Jesus, sent to bring Christianity to the heathen Qing.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Firespawn
Shouldn't you be out raping little boys?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@TalkBomber
They offer "plural" not their own. They offer of gods people, via NIV.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@SniperWish
"protestant" just means you aren't cucked by the pope
cucked
Calls himself spookbuster
uses spook meme

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@SniperWish
What about all the churches that dont answer to the pope but still have alot in common with them like Orthodoxy, Coptic, Eastern Christianity, etc?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@CouchChiller
I didn't say they did. They were clearly praying with dead saints.

FastChef
FastChef

@ZeroReborn
A Protestant is someone who believes in the 5 solas and the trinity

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@VisualMaster
All of catholicism is one big spook.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Nude_Bikergirl
I worship the living Christ, not a collection of books. I know Protestants sometimes have a hard time with this, but Christianity happens to be about Christ.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@CodeBuns
belief = worship

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@ZeroReborn
They all have their own leaders

"protestant" is just a broad term describing any church that originated after the reformation

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

This entire thread

Illusionz
Illusionz

@GoogleCat
No, Protestant refers to those who believe in the 5 solas and the trinity

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@eGremlin
Why would you offer the prayer of someone right besides you? Your logic makes no sense, and ironically your twisting it to desperately cling to the delusion that Hermas, Clement of Alexandria, Origen, Cyprian of Carthage, Methodius, Cyril of Jerusalem, Hilary of Poitiers, Ephraim the Syrian, St. Basil, Pectorius, Gregory Nazianz, John Chrysostom, Ambrose of Milan, St. Jerome and St. Augustine were all wrong. The very men who laid the foundations of the religion you profess to practice. shocker alert, the Bible wasn't transmuted directly by Christ into you hands word for word but is the accumulation of thought over thousands of years.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Spazyfool
Hermas, Clement of Alexandria, Origen, Cyprian of Carthage, Methodius, Cyril of Jerusalem, Hilary of Poitiers, Ephraim the Syrian, St. Basil, Pectorius, Gregory Nazianz, John Chrysostom, Ambrose of Milan, St. Jerome and St. Augustine
Which books of the bible did they write again?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Fried_Sushi
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Council_of_Nicaea

Read about this.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Crazy_Nice
The nicene creed isn't in my bible

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Fried_Sushi
A lot of those men decided what books made it into the bible and which didn't. If you believe they were divinely inspired by the Holy Spirit and they prayed and supported the prayers for intercession from the Saints than how could they be wrong?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Lord_Tryzalot
The nicene council put together your bible, you sorry waste of a human soul

girlDog
girlDog

@King_Martha
A lot of those men decided what books made it into the bible and which didn't
Which of those men are God?
also, [citation needed]

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Spamalot
That's a myth that cannot be backed up with primary sources.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Illusionz
You are retarded

@Fried_Sushi
kill yourself, you dont actually know anything about the bible, how it was formulated, or how it functions at all.

@Lord_Tryzalot
top kek

@Spamalot
not true, though many of the people present were more than likely extremely influential in its formulation

@girlDog
are you fucking kidding

Bidwell
Bidwell

@SomethingNew
no arguments

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Bidwell
A lot of those men decided what books made it into the bible and which didn't Which of those men are God? also, [citation needed]

this is one of the dumbest fucking things i have ever heard in my life, how do you think the bible was compiled?

The next two hundred years followed a similar process of continual discussion throughout the entire Church, and localized refinements of acceptance. As the Church worked to become of one mind, the approximate completeness of agreement merged gradually closer to unity. This process was not yet complete at the time of the First Council of Nicaea in 325, though substantial progress had been made by then.
Jerome, in his Prologue to Judith, makes the claim that the Book of Judith was "found by the Nicene Council to have been counted among the number of the Sacred Scriptures"

Methnerd
Methnerd

@hairygrape
The bible is self-authenticating, it is not compiled by anything but itself

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Manichaeism was the only true Christianity. Everything since then has been heresy.

The Manichaean bishop Faustus of Milevis argued that only the Manichaeans adhered to the savior's clear injunctions, and for this reason were solely deserving of the name "Christian."44 Mani himself invokes the "commandments of the savior" in the Cologne Mani Codex.

Do I believe the gospel? ... Perhaps you do not know what is called the gospel. The gospel is nothing else than the preaching and the precept of Christ. ... I have left my father, mother, wife, and children, and all else that the gospel requires... I have parted with all gold and silver... You see me poor, meek, a peacemaker, pure in heart, mourning, hungering, thirsting, bearing persecutions and enmity for righteousness' sake. And do you doubt my belief in the gospel?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@TalkBomber
The gospel is repentance and faith, nothing more, nothing less

RumChicken
RumChicken

@TalkBomber
Manichaeism
literally a Zoroastrian heresy
kys

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@RumChicken
Ha! The fools fight amongst themselves!

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@RumChicken
doesn't even try to follow the commandments of Christ He explicitly laid out
hurr but you guys are the heretics

@LuckyDusty
Mark 1:1 says "The beginning of the gospel of Jesus Christ, the Son of God." The whole thing is the gospel. All the teachings of Christ.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Spazyfool
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=John+1

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Methnerd
I share a board with someone who actually believes this

askme
askme

@Crazy_Nice
not an argument

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@askme
The Bible is self-authenticating, not compiled by anything but itself

That is why it took centuries for the canon to be established or why there are multiple versions (in terms of canon) today?

Evilember
Evilember

@PackManBrainlure
That is why it took centuries for the canon to be established
All the apostolic fathers would like a word with you

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Evilember
Be Catholic layman,
listening to his boyfriend priest preaching about how worshiping is apostolic without question
ignores St.Augustine's On Faith and the Creed 7:14
Gets triggered because I mentioned a saint not in his favor
"you're taking him out of context" he whines
starts praying with a .99€ crucifix to St.Bernard for merit because of the blasphemy he just witnessed, my comment, against the true, apocalyptic church.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Evilember
Yeah, they would agree it was tough trying to figure out which books were divinely inspired, which ones were merely helpful, and which ones were heretical.

There were works which were definitely scripture like the LXX and some epistles and more than likely some protogospels but outside of that there was no set canon.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@GoogleCat
Yeah, they would agree it was tough trying to figure out which books were divinely inspired, which ones were merely helpful, and which ones were heretical.
That's odd considering how often they casually quoted the NT as scripture
There were works which were definitely scripture like the LXX
Judith 1:1 is a blatant error
more than likely some protogospels
Those were all Gnostic and didn't exist until after their deaths

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Fried_Sushi

implying protestants dot have exactly the same problems with pedophile ministers

Congrats, now you have a pedophile with a book.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

see a protestant on fire
offer him the proven tradition of water from a hose
he spits at me
tells me he has a relationship with water of his own
hoses are heresy
faucets are not in the bible
everyman is a fireman

mfw

w8t4u
w8t4u

be catholic
kiss Muslim feet
pray to an idol
kiss the Koran
pray to another idol
go to hell
Wew.

likme
likme

@Evilember

found the protastink

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Stark_Naked
set a protestant on fire
offer him the evil of papal infallibility
he takes countermeasures and drives me from his realm by force
mfw
ftfy

Skullbone
Skullbone

be Catholic
suck muslim dick
go to hell
Nice religion you have there, faggots!

eGremlin
eGremlin

Have you prayed to Saint Cuckus today, my fellow Catholics?

Your daughter won't be kidnap... I mean married to a nice black Muslim gentleman from the deepest jungles of Africa, giving birth to more soldiers of Allah, if you don't pray to saint Cuckus!

Praise Mary and Muhammad!

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Skullbone
@eGremlin
Oh, the irony.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protestantism_and_Islam

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Dreamworx
comparing lay people with Church leadership.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Evilember
Ridiculous religion anyway

Illusionz
Illusionz

Proddies are like little children that like to plug their ears and yell when someone brings up how retardedly reductionistic and simplistic their arguments are

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Evilember
weak ass bait. can't believe this thread has this many responses.

sage

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Illusionz
not an argument

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Illusionz
You can't talk your way out of the basic tenants of the religion

For some reason Catholics still try to though

farquit
farquit

bump

WebTool
WebTool

@Illusionz

You want the gospel to be God tier complicated?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Evilember
Not even Catholics take the Bible seriously. Only proddies do that.

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