>be me
>buy new microwave
>put bag of popcorn in
>press the "popcorn" button
>the microwave can sense how long to pop the popcorn automatically
man, what times we live in. can Veeky Forums give me small, seemingly insignificant examples of human progress?
>be white
>have black and hispanic friends
>race is irrelevant and creates no feelings of antipathy
feels good man.
>be me
>take a shit
>don't die of dysentery
>flush turd with cleanest water ever
>still have to whipe my butt with paper as a peasant from 2000BC
>can sense
Pretty sure it's on a timer.
>with paper as a peasant from 2000BC
In the ITT, things that never happened.
no, i mean it changes how much time it pops the popcorn based on how the bag size and stuff
When I was a kid, I manipulated the door on the Microwave, then turned it on, I subsequently stuck my head into the Microwave for lolz.
That's bad, m'kay?
I'm still here.
>Be me
> Country is opposed to my existence
> All jobs moving to the third world
> Religion and truth is dead in society
What great "progress"
feelsgoodman
>Waaaaah da man is keepin' me down!!
Why are Millenials so weak?
The tumor too
grow up manchild
>not using a bidet
And they call South Europeans uncivilised...
>I know you probably believe that.
How come we don't have bidets in the US?
>wiping their shitty butt with paper
White people are disgusting
>Live in area with harsh Winter
>Don't have to ration food and work my ass off to heat the house
>Religion is dead
True progress, my friend
t. Pajeet
That's a neat microwave - mine just always gives it a minute 30, no matter what.
My mum has a fancy one with a weight sensor that tells you how many ounces are on it, but I think that's about the limit of things. If you got one with lazarhs that determines the parameter of the bag, that's some serious nippon tech shit there.
>Have advanced microwave with popcorn button
>Instructions on bag of popcorn says DONOT use popcorn button if you have one
2017 everyone
>be me
>museum exhibit
>nothing but old people and uni students
>everyone's taking selfies/photos
>dressed like they're on the way to the food court
>the nudes were "problematic"
>people refer to contemporary art as modern
>tour guide name-drops Bouguereau as a no-name realist painter
>the zenith of current Western visual art consists of constant regurgitation of cynicism and irony in the form of green frogs and degenerating jpgs
>realize the heart of classical artistic execution and narrative, originating from the Greeks, survives only in the East
Bouguereau is popular here. Probably for the lolis and feet. He depicted it well I'll give him that.
I see you are really into cancer.
>I can dial someone on my phone
>That call gets sent to a device clipped onto their belt
>Said device tells them that I'm calling and to call me back
>They can then go to any payphone, dial my number and we can speak
>I can go to a store
>That store is full of discs
>I can take the discs home and watch any movie that was released 3-4 months ago in the comfort of my own home
>A company sends discs to my mailbox that I can put into my personal computer and dial into the "inter-net" and type in this post