Hey Veeky Forums, my grandma just had a stroke and is currently in the ICU. My parents are paying top dollar for her treatment, but the doctors are saying she may not make it through the night.
We've been praying like mad, but there are only 3 of us so it's not working too well. Are there any sites like gofundme, but for praying? My parents have a lot of money and would be willing to pay you $50 to say religion prayers to save my grandma.
Start praying in Latin, otherwise God won't receive your message.
Julian Hughes
WE WUZ KANGZ What did he mean by this? JUST Really made me think......
Matthew Reed
Start praying in reverse latin
Chase Peterson
What about evangelical tongues?
Charles Torres
So are you Nora Rodmans grandson then?
Kevin Walker
Are you a Christian or not?
Has your grandma been a good Christian?
I mean are you afraid if she dies now that she will go to hell?
I mean think about it. You are praying to God so that your Grandma can suffer more on Earth instead of going to heaven. Is that a really Christianly thing to do?
Unless you are certain that your Grandma is going to hell, so if she lives longer you can try to convert her but I sort of doubt that scenario.
Julian Green
Actually maybe you could find people to pray for her on fiverr?
Jason Williams
It's her time user. You know, Ashes to ashes dust to dust, and such.
It's selfish to ask for more.
Levi Wilson
If God is an omnipresent being and knows everything, what's the point of praying?