Who were the "good guys" of history?
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Who were the "good guys" of history?
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Unquestionably.
I wanna say Portugal, Georgia, Poland and the Scots.
But I feel that's more of an under dog list
The Irish didn't fuck anything up too badly.
The Finns are alright.
The Koreans were okay as well.
I don't think Portugal counts as a good guy or underdog, though they're probably the closest west Europe gets. Arguably same with Scotland.
The Portuguese are history's most sinister and hidden villains.
That's the Dutch dude
No doubt about it, the Serbs
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You mixed them up with the Dutch
Portugal history is trying it's hardest to NOT be Spain.
Anglo's
Only Anglo's.
>koreans
>good guys
try asking the vietnamese that lmao
San Marino never did anything wrong
Andora is a nation of peace
>Irish
>listen to your nephews in the new world, but start a revolution DURING the costly war
Armenia
Nepal
Sri Lanka
Wales
Jersey
New Zealand
Falklands
Get picked because >muh valorous general, more corruption than anyone before AND economic depression
He was just not cut out for politicos
>the scourge of the human race
Laughable
>Germans aren't at fault for the ruin of civilisation and culture
>Germans aren't at fault for the ruin of civilisation and culture
>Anglo-saxons aren't immigrants from Germany
India, saddest nation in all of history. It's like reading about a rich, smart, nice woman getting kidnapped and raped multiple times.
Egypt has never been the bad guy, even when they were run by Kushite nigs they were the good guys when compared to Assyria
Genetically Brits are more Celtic
America
The entire world had it coming. We should have nuked you all when we had the chance
t. American
If she was smart she wouldn't be getting kidnapped all the time
>Armenia
Probably actually this. They're basically if Jews were good people
The righteous and legitimate successor to the three great Caliphates.
The Islamic State of Syria and the Levant.
That's not Taylor
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Finns
Cyprians
Irish
Vietnamese (pre-civil war)
Laotians
Balts
Hungarians (post-Christianization)
Oh shit! That might actually come the closest, if it weren't for the whole dual Monarchies debacle
Ramesses II
Sparta during the Peloponnesian War.
Both sides of the 3rd Crusade.
The Holy League 1571.
Revolutionary France.
The Union.
Shinsengumi and other Shogunate Loyalists.
Utah Jazz 1997-1998.
>Georgia
>good
irrelevance is not the same thing as beneficence
t. Georgian
They weren't always irrelevant. I think being a stalwart Christian kingdom that never wronged anyone and fed off mussies is pretty good
Plus Shota Rustaveli is a boss nigga
Literally Nazi allies.
>muh golden age that no-one else outside of your land knows about
Kek
I know about it, georgia-kun. I know about it
On October 1, 1943, Nazi leader Adolf Hitler ordered Danish Jews to be arrested and deported. Despite great personal risk, the Danish resistance movement, with the assistance of many ordinary Danish citizens, managed to evacuate 7,220 of Denmark's 7,800 Jews, plus 686 non-Jewish spouses, by sea to nearby neutral Sweden.
The rescue allowed the vast majority of Denmark's Jewish population to avoid capture by the Nazis and is considered to be one of the largest actions of collective resistance to aggression in the countries occupied by Nazi Germany. As a result of the rescue, and the following Danish intercession on behalf of the 464 Danish Jews who were captured and deported to the Theresienstadt transit camp in Bohemia, over 99% of Denmark's Jewish population survived the Holocaust.
>7,220 of Denmark's 7,800 Jew
Thats almost as many Danes that fought in the Waffen SS!
Glorious Ancient Rome.
t-thanks desu
you are irrelevant, your country was great and has contributed to history positively, be proud or kys.
literally did nothing wrong
Good Guy Tier:
(Contributed greats and goods, generally not very cuntish while being major players)
-France
-Portugal
-Roman Republic
Scampish Underdog Tier:
(Not really a world player but never went out of their way to fuck it all up for everyone for sake of personal gain/stood up to a much more powerful baddie)
-Georgia
-Ireland
-Scots
-Poland
Effective but failed Baddies:
(Acted like proper bastards for sake of personal gain but contributed good things in many ways despite eventually getting their shit pushed in and losing it all)
-Anglos
-Spain
Cartoon Villain Tier:
(Twirly moustache, bottom spanked)
-Germany
-Russia
Look next door and there's a whole Island you did wrong. How the fuck yo you mess up managing a swampy shithole so hard?
>didn't want it anyway lol
And yet you clutch to NI like it's some last bastion of the Empire. Anglos have a rich history full of good and bad but among all your fuck ups I can see none more obvious and obnoxious than the fact you lost control of a tiny powerless Island next fucking door to you.
Never were any 100% good guy countries since history spans thousand and thousand of years. The 100% bad guys however were the russians and the turks.
What about Lee?
Then what separates the Jews from Armenians?
>They're basically if Jews were good people
>armenians
>good people
Pick one.
>Georgia
>good
About as good as Albania
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shggy
Honestly, the Knights of Malta.
>Europe's rich kids club
>Good guys
You're confusing them with the Templards.
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Czech em
T. Ataturk
>raid Muslims to pay for Christian hospitals
>produced Jugushvilli
Good one OP
The Persians. The Assyrians would cut your head off and put it on a pike. The Persians usually didn't do those kinds of things unless you gave them a reason.
This. People forget how based the Hospitallers were.
>not being very cuntish while being major players
>France
Indochina, Dreyfus, North Africa, War etc.
Imperial Rome before Constantine
HRE
Russian Empire
Axis and especially Russian pro-German collaborator units in WW2
Serb Republics in Balkans in the 1990s.
Rhodesia and South Africa
Saddam's Iraq
>HRE
Now that's just a meme, guy
How can you count the HRE as a whole
You do realize OP was asking for the good guys right?
unironically
also, Czechoslovakia/Czech Rep./Slovakia
>France
>Portugal
i can deal with France but theyve been extremely cuntish in the last 100 years. Portugal can be argued as being a baddie
>Tfw all these people picking Scots
>Despite Scotland essentially joining the UK and helping with everything Britain did across the world and catching none of the flak for it.
And now ta blame the jews.
The British isles as a whole are villains. All the Germanic people sans the hansa are ebil
It's mainly because their nationalist party is beerhall putsch Nazis, actual national socialists, led by women and welcoming of refugees
>France
>backstab everyone
>best ruler wasn't even french
Louis xiv?
Charlemagne
Napoleon
Christ
Canada
British colonies in general
Polynesians
Finland
Ethiopia
Call me whatever you want but, the Third Reich were the good guys. Other examples: Taiwanese/Britain (before 1900)/Ethiopians/Romans/Cretans/Estonians/Latvians
not sure if butthurt spaniard or asian infidel who got Nau'd into submission
>Third Reich were the good guys
Even ignoring all the jew memery their entire state was built around the idea that being able to conquer someone was sufficient reason to actually conquer them
In no sane universe are they the good guys
Hungarians have never been on the right side of any conflict.
France
kek
KEK
K E K
But Jews are good people
We just want to be left alone
>Roman Republic
>utterly destroys carthage and corinth killing all inside
>caesar kills gorillion gauls
>annexes the entire mediterranean against most of the previous inhabitants' will
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Any little groups of people who managed to gain large influence regardless had to be very cunning.
Netherlands my dude
>influence through slavery
>cunning
the welsh
Lee was a good guy fighting for a shit cause. I respect him for his loyalty to his home state, and a general rarely can decide where he fights.
Like they say about the soldiery
>Theirs is not to question why
>Theirs is to do and die
can't forget
My first BF was Circasian
So cute
No the best ruler of the lands we call France was Charlemagne, you cannot deny that
The most cunning thing Portugal did was kick the ottomans out of the spice trade
All Slavs except Russia and Croatia
What has Croatia ever done that was bad ?
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The Czech Republic is beautiful, but their customer service is horrible. The rudest I've seen, and I've traveled through Asia.
>no one has mentioned the glorious Faroe Islands
Ezio ?
iirc they fought alongside Poland against Russia