>ywn be pounded by Caracalla
>he will never insult you and make you feel worthless
>you will never be there the night he kills his brother
>you will never take his murder boner after
Ywn be pounded by Caracalla
off the Tarpeian rock you go faggot
I know what I'm going to masturbate to tonight.
Ahhhhh...
Simpler times.
fun fact: Caracalla's decision to grant citizenship to provincial free men instead of requiring service in the legions led to the crisis of the 3rd century and the gradual decline of the Roman Empire
Lots of plebs in this thread.
As someone who actually knows a lot about the period. Your post is wrong and you should kill yourself.
Is that Post Malone?
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>Caracalla smiling
>when you go to bed knowing you've killed a good number of people that day
Caracalla reminds me of my Guatemalan friend,
>ywn stab Caracalla in the dick while he takes a piss in the desert and play a part in the Crisis of the 3rd Century
feels bad
I would fuck the shit out of Caracella
>ywn murder Caracalla in 205 to rescue Fulvia Plautilla from his cruelty taking her as your now grateful wife and giving her a happy life
>happy Caracalla
>yfw you spent all day killing Parthians
Was Caracalla bad?
He was nigger of Roman emperor
bit gay
There is literally nothing straighter than getting fucked in the ass by a Roman Emperor.
>yfw Carcalla's men brought another plague into Roman lands with their failed expedition just like Trajan's fuck up before him
I'd consider him worse than Nero and Caligula. They had excuses. He was just an asshole.
Getting facialed by him is more hetero.
That was Elagabalus. Caracalla was just a giant douchebag
Septimius Severus was native African (father) and Italian (mother). Caracalla's mother was Syrian. He was not huwite by any means.
I was talking about his behaviors, not his ancestry
no homo though
You don't fuck Caracalla, Caracalla fucks you.
>tfw i look almost identically like him
dubs i show pic
yeah, straight woman homo
romans considered the catcher degnenerate
Nice meme
Might be off topic, but does anyone have the version with Napoleon?
Femme Caracalla looks like a swarthier Stephanie McMahon.
>fem Caracalla would be terrona trash
D R O P P E D
t. Geta