Memeball Thread

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The fascists were also monarchist and they weren't less competent than the previous leadership, they conquered Ethiopia, annexed Fiume, Zarra, Albania and expanded their Lybia colony.

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Is it still monarchism if the king has no real power?

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Anyone got the soviet one where it talks about the food supplies reaching God but there is no God and there are no food supplies?

I've got this one which is even better

Shit that one actually got me to snicker

>they conquered Ethiopia
They occupied some urban districts in Ethiopia for a few years

The Italian administration in Ethiopia is like a microcosm of how fucking retarded they were. Their brilliant plan to placate the rebel factions who controlled the Highlands was to give the rebels weapons and vehicles.

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>Their brilliant plan to placate the rebel factions who controlled the Highlands was to give the rebels weapons and vehicles.

Just like the USA in the Middle East in the last 30 years!

Reminds me of Radio Yerevan jokes.

>Q: Is it true that there is freedom of speech in the Soviet Union the same as there is the USA?

>A: In principle, yes. In the USA, you can stand in front of the Washington Monument in Washington, DC, and yell, "Down with Reagan!", and you will not be punished. In the Soviet Union, you can stand in the Red Square in Moscow and yell, "Down with Reagan!", and you will not be punished.

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Too lazy to figure out how to make my own memeball, but I came up with a few for the Empire of Brazil:

"When you only need three branches of government but you throw in a fourth for moderation"
"When you free enslaved children but they have to work like slaves until they're 21"
"When you free all 60-year-old+ slaves but the average post-arrival life expectancy is 15 years"

And then the First Brazilian Republic:

"When your solution to having imported too many black people is importing white people"
"When your republic is so ironic that your first two presidents are military officers"
"When the most powerful alliance in your history could be mistaken for the name of a latte"

Anyone got the finland one about white privilege and oppression by swedes and russians?

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>When you use the states thugs to evict your uppity employees from your private property

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too lazy to make a memeball but:
>Peru
>When a source of national pride is a soft drink

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They're great jokes.

>Question: Is it possible to build socialism in Switzerland?

>Answer: It's possible, but why? Did Switzerland really do something wrong to you?

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>Question: When Nixon visited Moscow, he and Khrushchev ran around the Kremlin in a race. Nixon came the first. How should our media report on that?

>Answer: The report should be as follows: In the international running competition the General Secretary of the Communist Party took the honorable second place. Mister Nixon came in one before last.

I never understood why they dont send deathsquads to take out the taliban

They're caused by organised crime, such as extortion rackets. Not terrorism.

Trump-senpai is still wrong.

It's almost as if people are on average, are well-intentioned, normal ass people.

Thank god it's just organized crime by the peaceful refugees

Who's the terrorist?

Ooh yeah everyone knows the famous somalian/iraqi mafia

Protip: It's mostly gypsies in the south and serbs in the north.

Just as bad

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>send reinforcements from the Eastern front
memeball, indeed.

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>memeball
fuck off Reddit

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Louis Riel.

Canadian badass who fought a government that passed laws with the sole intent of harming the way of life for a marginalized group.

You're just pissed that the prairies came under anglophone control and not francophone's. Also who gives a shit about the Metis.

I like both heritages.

I can be non-Scottish and admire Wallace.

You have a point. Touche.

The EICs were essentially the AnCapballs of their day

>without a single incident
You really want to make that bet?

>Hawaiian flag
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now that is funny, relevant, accurate

other commiecaps are you even trying?

hits too close to home

tl;dr: jazz and rock'n'roll was invented by white people

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that's not even true, the weather killed the euro settlers. They used their boats to make buildings and basically cucked themselves into never being able to leave.

Don't you prol-, I mean consumers, know gommunism literally killed 300 gorillion people?!

Pretty sure it's an East India Co. flag

Daily reminder that a significant amount this is directly Veeky Forums's fault.

You got your wish of a meme country. Yay.

The thing that cost the war for the european axis was being at war with America, Britain and Russia all at once. To seize on any one particular event in that clusterfuck of stupidity is missing the forest for the trees.

> what is jazz
> what is Mali
> what is Great Zimbabwe
> what is most of Southern culture
Are you retarded?

story on this?

That's not how it works

Do you even Veeky Forums?
Phryne.

fucking nips
talk shit get nuclear fire

Yes, in addition to the 200million directly caused deaths from communism you could place the blame of communism for why the world is shitty today. You fucking kikes literally ruined everything

Modern music is not possibly with ELECTRICITY AND INSTRUMENTS WHICH WERE INVENTED BY WHITE PEOPLE holy shit you are retarded

>fascism is a military government
Where exactly do people get this stupid idea from?

Funny how our black president did nothing for Flint because keeping the lead-pipes in the media cycle was a vote grab.

>> what is jazz
Invented by the Irish, from the Irish word for heat "Teas" (pronounced "Chass").

Just look at fucking native Africans. Do they have anything resembling brass or woodwind instruments? Just look at the style. Is campfire bongo dancing anything similar to Jazz?

Same with how tap was a derivative of Irish dance.

The Irish and the blacks were both taken as slaves by the English, so the blacks had a lot of contact with Irish culture.

It's actually hillariously ironic that the only "culture" blacks managed to achieve was a complete derivative of white culture... or should I say... a cultural appropriation?
>What is Mali
Nothing
>What is Zimbabwe
Nothing
>What is most of Southern culture
white.

Afraid you're the one who's retarded sweetie.

beautiful multiculturalism, so diverse

Needless to say but ignore the typical /pol/ replies, I'm reading about Great Zimbabwe Rn, tnx for the info

fascists were generally extremely militant and many times came from military backgrounds.

>why are people saying water is wet?

>It's actually hillariously ironic that the only "culture" blacks managed to achieve was a complete derivative of white culture... or should I say... a cultural appropriation?

american blacks are more white than african IMO.

but white is merely a buzzword for "muh ingroup" historically speaking.

A fascist leader like Mussolini or Hitler isn't the same thing as a military general who coups the country. I hope you realize this. Some generals like Franco adopted fascist ideas, but fascism is based in a popular movement.

Is Eisenhower a fascist? He's a military general and was pro-military. By your definition, he's therefore fascist.

>why are people saying that an apple is an orange?

Electric instruments are not possibly with INTEGERS AND THE CONCEPT OF ZERO WHICH WERE INVENTED BY THE INDIANS holy shit you are retarded

He said generally, and I don't think he's wrong. But logically, even if he said all fascists were military, he did not say all military was fascist. Your logical conclusion fails on these two points.

He said that Mussolini's government was a "military government" which is objectively false.

It wasn't even a fascist state, they were still a monarchy just with a fascist government under the king.

This is a military government:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_dictatorship

Fascism is a civilian government, though they are pro-military.

What is fascism? Economically and socially? What does the model entail for private capital, social and economic freedoms, social security and protections?

He didn't say Mussolini's government was a military government, he said fascists were generally extremely militant and many times came from military backgrounds.
You added Mussolini in your counter.

Don't forget the extreme hyperinflation and economic crisis that occurred afterwards

>without single incident
You mean without a single widely reported incident.