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Let's see where this board stands.

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Ok i guess

Middle of the road here.

>leaning towards "world" on the diplomatic axis means "peaceful"
ebin

>first question
>Oppression by corporations is more of a concern than oppression by governments.
If disagreeing with this makes me pro market I can already tell the test is garbage.

uh ok

Ok
Seems rather accurate but a lot of the questions boil down to "it depends on so many undefined factors it's impossible to make a choice that represents my views" so I had to answer a lot of questions "neutral/unsure"

You did this on purpose didn't you

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I consider myself a paleo-con so it's pretty good I guess

Also get the fuck off Veeky Forums

This seems closer than some tests I've seen, but it's not perfect

>tfw want to be conservative but not religious or an idiot so every test calls me progressive

>tfw perfect human being
feels good senpai

Well shit.

hehe even has the liberal arrogance

make up your damn mind

>Seems rather accurate but a lot of the questions boil down to "it depends on so many undefined factors it's impossible to make a choice that represents my views" so I had to answer a lot of questions "neutral/unsure"
This, stopped after 20ish questions.

some of these questions are shitty but it's better than the compass

What exactly are you conserving?

It's not what humans want, it's how we want them.

>not being a post-ironic smug piece of shit ;^)
also I'm a yuuropean so I'm automatically left of/more liberal than 90% of the states

Wew

>What exactly are you conserving?
My distaste for progressive ideas.
New things aren't necessarily better so there's no reason to "rush ahead" so to say.

the only right answer

Nazism was progressive tho

This was said by the same guys who believe Hitler had one ball and was gay.

I guess those guys weren't that dumb after all then

he was reactionary as fuck

killing minorities is progressive now?

I'm falling for internationalist memes
Also I think central governments are power hungry and should be neutered as much as possible even federal state level governments and whatnot

Just a little bit more equality and you'll be welcome into libertarian socialism.

There is more than one idea of progress, just like there is more than one tradition.
All three ideologies of WWII were progressive btw

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God bless america

Statists and commies get OUT

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Oh goody, a new political test!
>those values descriptions
Oh goody, I caught eye cancer!

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Step aside degenerates

Social Liberalism, but I am a Social Democrat (not much difference anyway)

>being fascist or lolbertarian
kys

very similar

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Moderate Conservatism.

Am I the only rational one on this board?

>conservative
>rational
no

>tfw I am literally a cuck and will never be accepted on /pol/
I'm going to go watch BLACKED.com now boys.

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I think this test isn't well balanced for europeans who are by default more left than americans

>JUST LET THEM ALL IN BREH WHAT COULD GO WRONG WERE RATIONAL HERE

Am I statist?
I'm pro legalization but anti weed, and I think the state shouldn't have anything to do with marriage which is why I put no for gay marriage

So according to this test being patriotic makes you a warmonger? This is bullshit.

>Military action by our nation is often necessary to protect it.
>Military spending is a waste of money.
I'm not a warmonger but the military is important because my country's neighbour is Turkey and who knows what Sultan Erdogan will do.

>No cultures are superior to others.
Do progressives really think that?

>europeans who are by default more left than americans
That's not strictly true, it's more like we're a lot more centrist here. Your vocal politicians are far more extreme on both sides of the spectrum than ours. A lot of the liberal shit you have there would fly no better here than the bible thumping your conservatives do.
Also there's the simple issue of geopolitics: a patriotic man from a small country is necessarily going to be a lot less jingoistic and a lot more anti-superpowers than a patriotic american, but that doesn't make him anymore of a leftist.

>Do progressives really think that?
In the orwellian meaning of equality, yes they do.

feels about right, though I had a good number of "not sure" due to the question phrasing

considering i'm a neoliberal, this is pretty much correct.

stop complaining for thinking like Hitler

>neoliberalism
>nation over world

>wanting to protect your country makes you Hitler

not true, Hillary, which is supossed to be center left in USA would be your typical right wing leader like Merkel for example
you're just thinking this rise of extreme right with people like Le Pen is normal

yeah that's pretty odd to me too. neoliberals are globalists at heart. taco trucks at every corner etc.

What can I say, it's a shit test.

>military is peaceful ;)
>my culture/nation is greater than yours
pretty much

>Do progressives really think that?
I'm on the left. I value secularism, political equality and republicanism, and I certainly will criticise cultures which are repressive and unjust, which means no place for religious fundamentalists or unearned privilege. "Superiority" is a pretty chauvinistic word though.

Agreed, conservatives within his own government came closer to killing him than anyone else in history.

Hillary would be comfortably left wing with her social positions, actually. The very fact that you think Le Pen is either new or even particularly right wing for european standards shows how little you know.

>Let's see where this board stands.
It's just an amalgamation of Veeky Forums, /pol/, /b/ and /int/

Le Pen is not new, her relevancy is

So I guess we should disband all the military and hope that no one invade us, right? And we should also consider all cultures to be equal even the ones that fuck 13 year old boys?

Apparently I'm an undecided fag

>>No cultures are superior to others.
>Do progressives really think that?
No, but they think they do.

lmao

>merkel
>typical right wing leader
Is this a joke? Inb4 literal socialists claim that everyone who supports the free market is right wing irregardless of their social views, immigration and tax policies

>communist
>peaceful

Christian Democratic Union
>not conservatives
>not right wing
lmao

you can actually edit the address bar in order to get the type of government that you want

dude weed lmao

another example
meme test honestly

how do you even get this shit

Bretty good

The eternal one

lol
tankie btfo

bwahaha
this chart is fun

t. assad

you can edit the results in the adress bar
just write 8values.github.io/results.html?e=0&d=10&g=10.0&s=100 and put the numbers you want

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>non nationalistic (or peaceful) communism is religious communism
w-what?

It's probably globalism+tradition

right wing populism


i'll be a dictator one day

>b-but it says CHRISTIAN in the party name!!!
Yes and is the Pirate Party filled with swashbuckling sailors with peg legs and parrots and headed by a bearded man with an eye patch?

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Where do I sign up for the international communist conspiracy?

>Communists are extremist Christians
Like pottery.

Christian Communism. Meme ideology.

Merkel would be this one probably?

they are in the european people's party which is rghit wing and they are not different for the typical conservatives right wing party

8values is absolute trash

Peaceful in the sense of interstate/international conflicts, not of between classes, or paramilitary groups, etc which can happen inside the state.

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So in other words you're actually just a liberal but you can't stand not being contrary to the cool kids.

What makes progress so bad and tradition so good? You need a justification to hold back progress. Religious people at least have the excuse of "muh big daddy in the sky". Smol daddy on the ground is a dumb excuse in comparison.

>libertarian communism

out of my way collectivist fucking shits

Lot more trash here than I'd hoped.

dude no opression lmao