ITT: Countries who have historically never done anything wrong

they refused to convert

>refusing to worship a Jew with no connection to their land and blood
what monsters

>Charlemagne
>French
nice try, Louis

Invading Russia and collapsing the last hope of a unified europe

not paying denbts

Including southern """italy""" in their new country

getting rekt by Muslims on a regular basis

Allowing a Habsburg on the throne of a global empire.

Giving back the Sinai and Gaza; not nearly killing enough muslims when given the chance

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they triggered rice farmers into beating them and their world power friends

Remember Frenchies have always been Germ enablers

>Cooperate with barbarians during the fall of the Western Roman Empire
>Cooperate with protestants during reformation
>Embrace communism
>Give Germany pretext for a world war
>capitulate after a few battles the next one

Portugal

>Ireland

Why does Veeky Forums hate Portugal?

Keeping catholicism and the christian tradition alive during the dark ages was pretty bad desu

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>is the reason Israel exists
>didn't kill any Jews
>imperialists

Cmon man.

As opposed to the british way of sending widows to an insane asylum?

Unironically replying to those posts like an autist

>Cooperate with barbarians during the fall of the Western Roman Empire
Gauls did the Bagaudae > French are Gauls > Therefore French did the Bagaudae >Therefore
Nice circular reasoning you got there

>Cooperate with protestants during reformation
Lol no
>e genocided them, even today there is no protestant in France

>Embrace communism
It is the Russian and the Gemans not us

>Give Germany pretext for a world war
We beat them at first, the second was just the Germans cowardly Suprise-Attacking, if they had a bit of balls they would faced us and it would have ended like the first

>capitulate after a few battles the next one
Which lasted a month and cost us 3000000 men
Anyway it is your fault for not letting us broke up Germany into tiny bit like we planed to do

>>Cooperate with protestants during reformation
Lol
We genocided them, even today there is no French Protestant in France

fixed that for me

>3000000
300000 men

Fixed that for me again

>primitive
We kill terrorists, not placing candles and hashtags.

Persia/Iran

The good guys were killed

That's because they made me live in the Netherlands. Fuck you, I hate this cold.

>the
>good
>guys

>this country allowed people like Foucault, Derrida and others to produce """""philosophy"""""

They did nothing right, just or correct all at once.
Also, Poland is one of the only correct answers.

You should be thankful to your ancestors or else you would never been born

France was a theocracy for most of its time and genocide was always the only answer for heretics, even the revolution didn't change that, only in 1905 did it really became "secular"

Afghanistan

Yes their shitty behavior towards small German dutchies and kingdoms, especially with Napoleon, enabled German nationalism in the first place. Original German nationalism was just being unified in hating Pierre

Poland

Correct!

Oh man it's been years since I've seen this meme

Surprised nobody's mentioned Haiti. The French did some brutal, fucked up shit there.

only because they keep surrendering XD

They are always in the way of better countries.

This is what the americas would've been like if euros had minded their own business

>France was a theocracy

Religiously influenced policy does not equate a theocratic government.

Unless a deity or representative thereof is in charge a government is not theocratic.

Carthage had it coming

France certainly can't be on that list.

The UK though, it hasn't ever done a single wrong to the world that wasn't simply a personal point of view on the offending party

although at one point you lot were on the level with their tactics

and that gorilla currently in charge is literally homicidal

Sparta did nothing wrong!

The only moral position is to free Lakonia from "Greece" and the EU, annex Messenia, expel the Abrahamists, and quench Artemis Orthia's thirst for blood by sacrificing disloyal Classics Professors on her altar!

WE WUZ PEACEFUL NATIVES N SHEEIIITT

>water
>not literal rivers of blood

They were savages user

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And losing ground. Defense without retaliation is death.

Empty?

I guess those sacrifices were getting out of control

napoleon fucked up the coolest nation to ever exist and I will never forgive him for that.

It's just the off brand version of Spain

This.

>invaded by Greeks
>invaded by Arabs
>invaded by Mongols
>now being sanctioned and oppressed by U.S. hegemony

Persia has had a long and tumultuous history, and being situated right in the middle of the Silk Road has always made it a target for aggression.

Yes.

Imprisonment is viewed as superior to execution in literally every country, culture, creed, and religion.

I can think of a couple native american friends that would strongly disagree, Pablo.

Persian history and culture is amazingly interesting. Especially the dynamic of the Turkic Invaders and their eventual absorption into persian Culture and the adoption of Persian custom and tradition in so many surrounding cultures.