Have you thanked Charles Martel today for expelling the Islamic encroachment upon Europe at the Battle of Tours yet?

Have you thanked Charles Martel today for expelling the Islamic encroachment upon Europe at the Battle of Tours yet?

Thank you based Frenchman.

If I had a time machine, one of the things I would do is go back in time and murder the fuck out of Creasy before he ever wrote that shit book.

Tours was meaningless in regards to the "Christian vs Islam" conflict. And Martel doubly so, since he set the stage for Islamic incursion into what's now France by attacking Odo of Aquataine who had been keeping the Moors out prior to him wrecking shit.

>he fell for the "Martel stoped the muslims" meme
The battle of Tour didn't expell the muslims from France, much less from Europe, and the Caliph never wanted to settle in the north in the first place, the muslim troops were only there for the loot.

Plus Charles Martel usurped the french crown from the merovingians, who were the rightful leaders at the time since Clovis.

Plus Martel didn't care much for christianity or islam and killed more christian in his lifetime.

>Odo stops the Muslims at Tours
>Charles attacks Odo from the North
>Odo is defeated by the Moors in the South
>Odo, even when mistreated by Charles is cool enough to side with Charls and fight Moors Tours

Pray to Odo you faggot.

Franve would've been better off under the Moors.

Don't forget that ALL of this was a tiny sideshow next to what was going on in what's now Turkey as the Byzantines were grappling with the main force of the Umayyad Caliphate, and you had army roughly 5 times the size duking it out over there.

WHAT difference does it make? Paris looks like Algiers and formal shariah zones are less than half a decade away.

>Odo stops the Muslims at Tours
Tolousse*

this Like the Ottomans the Musulman rulers wouldn't be able to resist native blonde qts with celestial noses. They would become white within a few generations. Then you would have a militaristic Frankish Sultanate competing for the title of both Caliph of the Muslim world and Western Roman Emperor with all the resources of France at their disposal and Muslim allies.

I think the local even liked the muslims because they would teach them new stuff in medecine. And the muslims never really left France they actually assimilated in the population and even today you have white people in France who has names like Alzari for exemple.

The French did all the job the only thing the basque nigger know is to open their mouth to suck the brown cock

>impling french muslims aren't well intergreted
Keep your memes for /pol/ amerifat

Why are French posters so obsessed with Basques?

>implying they are

That must be why they drive bomb-loaded vans into cops at the Champs-Elysee

>one football player negates all the rapes, chimpouts, terrorist attacks, drug smuggling, human trafficking and serial car burning
>muh american boogeyman
t. not even American

Have you thanked Khan Tervel today for expelling the Islamic encroachment upon Europe at the Second siege of Constantinople yet?

Why is Islam bad, Christians? You know Islam is what your religion should be right? At least Protestantism comes the closest, and is closer to Islam than it is to Pagan Orthodoxy/Catholicism. Islam remained in its Semitic cradle and thus has retained its purity.

If you want to worship Yahweh the God of the Jews properly, at least be a good goy about it and actually obey his Jewish sensibilities instead of LARPing as quasi-Pagans.

If I had to choose between the big two Semitic monotheisms totally-not-Judaism-for-gentiles for whites as a race to adopt, it'd be Islam. At least Islam isn't entirely slave-moralistic and is practiced as it was conceived.

Muhammad was a fraud.

Sauce? Oh right, [impenetrable religious splurging about MUH TRUTH which cannot be argued because the individual in question is a zealot]. Both sides of the coin however practice this, and it'd be interesting to discover why people unironically come to believe in the Semitic monotheisms, where they adopt this retarded stonewall faith. What makes a person choose Christianity over Islam, or vice versa? Probably culture/ethnicity is the biggest factor, because they're both Jewish fairytales with little difference.

naturally

This is charles martel of blessed kebab removal. Bavarian qts and the light of christ will come to you, but only if you post "do it again based hammer" in this thread

Christianity is basically Hellenic Neoplatonic religion, just utilizing jewish characters and mythology. Whereas islam remains 100% semetic with all the tribal camel fucking retard trash that entails.

>implying the criminal maghrebis are not an americanized bunch who don't even practice islam
>implying they are more than a few

Fuck off back to your desert Abdullah.

Name a christian prophet who recites satanic verses

do it again based hammer

>l-leave my safe space p-please
Not an argument habibi

Yeah thanks but what about Sicily, Balkans and Spain?

Hannibal was such a fucking fuckboi

>"Hannibal"
>being this new

*Frank

>French muslim

No such thing and escpaillynot this arabnigger

wrong on every count

Thank you based Charlie.

you might no be an american but you are an idiot

Jesus also a fraud just cause they are frauds doesn't mean they can't make religions,

Literally no Muslim-majority country is as nice as France in any metric. Islam should have been stamped out after WWI.