ITT: /pol/ack forgot he bought thousands of bitcoin back in college.
Are you said guy?
this thread just ruined my day
I know right? Spread bitcoin wealth.
Please send me some!
I was in that thread, I didn't think you were for real but here you are.
You lucky bastard, enjoy NEETing it up for the rest of your days.
Or send me some:
/pol/ is so fucking stupid they don't know inspect element is a thing
Wow omg dude 5 BTC THANK YOU SO MUCH
Bud, help me out here can you throw any my way i just need a long term nest egg, put into a few strong holds and cash out when i graduate, if not wait longer
everyone goes straight to the /pol/ thread and starts begging
Im in college and ive managed to buy 1/4 of a bitcoin.
If you dont know what to do with it you can send a penny or 2 here. ;)
please send a newcoiner anything!
Pay your fair share user:
OP I was in /pol/ during the fucking maga train and still visit. I'm down literally thousands from getting buttfucked by alts dropping. i will take out my finest kneepads for you
Brah, please hook me up just one senpai.
I've only put $500 in so far, pretty much new to this whole thing, but even half a BTC would help me out significantly if you're actually that guy
Hahaha lololo guyz post ur address and I will give you 1 bitcoin
I own less than 0.1 btc, help a basically nocoiner out.
Congrats brother. When the day of the rope comes you'll be well stocked.
I'm not going to beg.
Lets see if this is all true. Send me at least one BTC. It will go a long way.
I usually hate those beggers, but, oh well, I got nothing to lose on this one, plz gibe moneis, any value will be greatly appreciated:
Enjoy your life sir, you had the perfect timing.
If you can send anything to a nocoiner:
Some help to get started please?
Lost .5 bitcoin because this market wont crash. Would appreciate help.
Please man i would love some extra cash to actually afford to live.
please help a poor out
Trying to break away from my slave job. any amount helps.
Hey Man Please send me bitcoin! I'm 17, and have a really stressful life, my mother died last year from cancer. and I am severely depresesd. I turned to crypto world to gain some money to make me happier in life, but haven't made any profits yet. Please bro.
expecting handouts when you can't even copy-paste
Might as well...
Hey man. Congrats on finding out you're set for life. Cool to see another /pol/ack make it. I don't really got shit left to go for in life, so I figure I'll leave my address here and get enough bitcoin to buy a steam game or something. that would be cool.
Help a fellow out :)
Dude I didn't believe it but way to go!
Also plz gibs money for air jordans
please user! don't play with our feels...
Share the load
Please stop making fucking threads on /pol/ asking them to come here
We have enough of those fucking retard already
can I hop on the gravy train too?
anything would help.
i can prove i'm worth it
I have to pay for an abortion next week(no joke)
prevent my CC from going more in debt?
Kill yourselves you retarded pieces of shit. You beg because you're too fucking stupid to make good trades. The fact that you believe my account balance is real just proves my point.
Holy fuck you are all worthless fucking NIGGERS
Make me a mod so I can permaban these begging shitheads
plz help dear sir
i need to feed dem white keds
congrats user, have fun with life on easy mode
Congrats dude, do you think you could help a poorfag out? Tyvm 1KFEQ3exY933cux2xzH4hXrv45EJ17Hcvz
Please send me some I'm poor af
Hello, I'm a Martian prince who has been stranded on earth with no way to get home. I have over 9000 btc stored on a cold wallet in my palace but I have no way to access it. I am try to fund the building of a new ship to get me home, but I am sadly having trouble finding anyone who will believe me. Please send me anything you can spare to help me get home and I will send back double when I make it to Mars.
Nigerian Prince here, you know the drill
you did it lol
Pls send me one!!!!
Please send anything
So can he sell those all at once or how does it work?
Ether is better but sure I'll take BTC
OP spread the wealth my dude
I voted for Trump, please pay me 1BTC
Literally anything helps. You're doing God's work user
dude i would love a bitcoin
Whoever sent the 3 cents in BTC, thanks for putting a smile on my face man. Cool to see someone notice my post. I got a little ether I'll send your way so we can call it even
Just lost my pops last week to cancer so you fucks are the only friends I got left. hope we all make it. cheers
Mine coins you little frog
Please papa, Please
Just anything man!!!
I absolutely believe. Will post proof
HOLY FUCK I WAS JUST SENT 20 BTC
THIS IS FOR REAL HOLY SHIT Veeky Forums
It's fake you moron
that was me, the transaction fee cost more than the BTC I sent you, glad you smiled :)
that guy who bought a pizza for 10'000 bitcoin
please man if you're able to send me even 1 bitcoin it would really help me out
I will literally suck your pingas for just one btc, just one
my req code is 1MffmPM4eq6Knd96toKbLeyynBetgfXy9v
Please send anything to a poorfag, I'll let you name my children that I'll never have
I believe, plus any donations would help and be amazing.
Im sick to god of fucking leftist scum fucking up my uni campus. They have turned the psychology field into a fucking circle jerk of female needs. I can't wait to complete my masters and be rid of this sit or even the shit stain that is the socialist alliance club.
Pleas help senpai so i don't have to be stuck around these kiddies any longer?
Anything would help man. Congrats on your newfound riches. I'll never forget how happy I was on election day last year.
Fuck i forgot my wallet :(
please don't miss me papa?
I knew I was gonna get memed, but I did it anyway
Please OP help me out
Please Send me a coin or 2 if you are feeling like turning my life around. Thank you so much user
Please send a college student who wasn't lucky/smart enough to follow through with buying bitcoin in college, anything please
Pls halp gas the juice
"When wealth is centralized, the people are dispersed. When wealth is distributed, the people are brought together."
I need BTC to help out this nigerian prince who needs to cash a check. I'll give you half of everything he gives me.
I was in the thread on /pol/ dude. Congrats. Please send me some.
POL KING please spread the love!!
we're all gonna make it
In the tradition of biz i will be a beggar fag. Pls user gimme btc now!
congrats user you made it!!
would appreciate anything you can send me
hey, why the hell not
Everybody that posted their wallets itt is fucking retarded...
By the way will give out 0.1 BTC to anyone that replies with trips
Come up of epic proportions!!!
hook me up senpai
pls I'm desperate
Better buy a ledger (I have a nano s, can recommend) store it at least a large part of it safe till you figure out the color of your lambo great sir.
HOLY SHIT 1 BTC
THANKS SO MUCH DEAR /pol/ack!!!!
Please i need some bitcoins to help out my Nigerian prince friend!!
Going for trips because why the fuck not. I'm already desperate enough
proof or gtfo negro
100btc for quads!
Fuck it, I know how to get trips.
Dear god please...
Even half a BTC would make me super happy.
Anyway, congratz man! How long ago did you bought it?
Pls senpai I'm a poor collrge nocoiner
Anything would be appreciated sir.
Fortune smiles on you OP
Man if I wasn't busy trying to save money to get the fuck out of my neurotic household to move abroad, I would have bought in. Congrats, brother. Live the life for all of us. Travel the world you lucky nigger.
NEED BTC FOR PIZZA
thanks user, you're the best:
Please just one?
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink." They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank.
Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore. The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female, "Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore." At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him. "Look," she said, "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen."
its my only whale joke. If it made you smile please send me one of those coins we could really use a little help this month. Ty :)
I saw you on /pol/
How can I jew you out of shekels?
Nice ctrl inspect faggot
don't think he'll ever make it this far down but what the hell
don't get into drugs and the rest of your life should be pretty sweet man. enjoy lol
Also talk to consultants before you cash out. Might want to move to e.g switzerland to cash out (no capital gains tax)
If you're americanski, you're fucked and either pay the tax or denounce nationality and move.
i will literally find you and suck your cock if you pull through.
This post is a perfectly tailored linguistic labyrinth of persuasion and gratitude for a gift of BTC.
It is 13.8 already?
Hey, you don't even know how much that would help me. Thank you so much.
thank you sir
If this is true, you're one lucky motherfucker.
Go see a lawyer though.
I would really appreciate it
Pleaseee bitcoin I am from a poor country 1eKG4vGoTfQZpdDNtz5zn5dATBJVJG5qr
Congrats fellow /pol/ack, I also hate niggers kikes jews spics, pls send me a couple btc
I hope you have a wonderful life.
But if you're willing to change mine just 1 would do some much.
I can't give you anything but my thanks and this joke.
What can be said during sex and also at the dinner table?
Grandma put your dentures back in!
would really appreciate it congrats on your new wealth, enjoy it
will shit self if real 1WSeyDs86V6QNewrW7PsVLTRUMDrwbtJP
what the fuck do I have to lose?
I just made a wallet on BTC.com, here it is
Please please please papi
i hope you the best if you move into a new place please remember to have a comfy little herb garden for the kitchen
im a begger im sorry
I always forget to post my ID.
all these retards begging to a fake picture
I will suck you dry for 1 BTC fampai
Send the love homie
Desperation will make people believe in anything man. If this thread was a religion I'd be a believer
Is this real life?
Pleaase send me just any amount would make me happy for once in life!
Look at all those beggars... pathetic
thank you user i love you
He's not the guy.
But I'm pretty sure the original in /pol/ was legit.
The guy deleted it as soon as he realized how retarded it was to advertise he's sitting on $10 million dollars.
Can i still?
Please send help. I'm getting married soon.
Money is a virtue 3Dv5RF63hJVYku84GgVvpe42CL3vG1UK9D
first time on biz in awhile. you guys just circlejerk fake screens and beg for coins nowadays?
Idk OP, it would make my fucking day
it's already party hour on Veeky Forums
you wont be saying that when I get a fucking bitcoin you nigger
I'll roll. Why not.
I beg for a living. So I won't lie. One would be great or even a half.
when someone gets lucky, who wouldn't want to get in on that
Holy shit fellow /pol/ack, could you send me some btc? Thanks
Is it just for the first dude, or can I have some too?
quads gets something else?
jesus fucking christ
I want neo/biz/ to die
There will never be that many BTC
Maximum supply is 21m
Fucking newfag spic pajeet beggers get the fuck outta here
How is it even possible for this people to exist
you're not gonna get anything
senpai give me some onegai ! :>
LMAO ALL THE BEGGERS
first off he's not in this thread
second he's not giving any btc to the 500th begger
third fuck all you begging pajeets
dude pls gibe me bitcoin
3rd time Im asking already, the begging is STONK
come on, this has become a funny thread just bcause of that, also gibe bitcoin
How do you create a wallet address on coinbase?
ikr... The fact he just "Happens" to have exactly a "Billion" in BTC->Fiat
He would've gotten fucktons of messages from lenders/hacked/the like.. Shit, they'd have had a lambo sent to his house.
No fuggin way mates~
click on "accounts" There is a button "receive" that will display your wallet address.
Can't hurt to try.
^ my wallet for that .0001% chance this is real and not just inspect elemented'd and the values changed for bitcoin wallet on coinbase
rare /pol/ meme artifact from the 2016 meme war
useless shameless begging in this thread is proof that we're dying
Gib me something m literally a miserable fuck who works 40 hours a week.
help me father
please senpai, I want to have big wallet like you one day.
Must not be able to do it on the ap then? I don't see it
good ol /b/
Ok lets play a game guys!!
First one to send a timestamped pic with a sharpie up the butt
First one to send 0.5 ETH to 0x2600fdae6516287a62701ad44275a6f7c8daaa4f as a token of good faith
Gets 1.5 BTC
Please don't forget to send your correct address!
First one to send a timestamped pic with a sharpie up the butt
i will do this, no sharpie, is something else ok?
mining addresses to try wallethacking
this must actually be profitable since i see this all the time
PLEASE I LOST ALL MY MONEY ON GAS
Ok, could be a pen at least!
Don't forget to timestamp and post address :)
user if you could spare anything I would be eternally grateful, you really have no idea what this would do for me right now. Thank you in advance no matter what. Be well.
I have no shame :/ 1KFEQ3exY933cux2xzH4hXrv45EJ17Hcvz
this guy beat me to it
ugly, clearly biased sob story
kek were you one of those people who got maced in charlottesvile today
Im sad I know
I already took the picture, dammit!
if you can help me any bit will do.
please help out, will do any stupid requests for btc
FIRST ONE! Congratz man!!!
Now everyone, LISTEN CAREFULLY
It's a ruse, I have NO BTC on Polo whatsoever.
NO ONE here will EVER give you anything for free.
There's no such thing as free lunch.
If this is your first time here, this is Veeky Forums, people will try to fuck you over most of the time.
If you want to trade, do your research and do things by yourself, even almost every """advice""" is by pnd pajeet discords trying to take advantage of you.
I know desperation, but I also know if you need it so bad you shouldn't be around here wasting everyone's time with begging.
Work hard, do your research and invest your money.
is that your dogs asshole? Too hairy.
Unfortunately my belly isn't as hairy
maybe I like showing my ass
what, do you hate freedom and america?
gib if you dont
Please i want to start my own business
dont listen to this nocoiner scammer
i'll give half a btc if someone can actually fit two sharpies in their ass.
no bullshit, swear on my mom
Well was worth the shot to me, even if it was a long shot. At least I won at something :D
NO ONE here will EVER give you anything for free
Are you retarded? You literally asked for a photo - these people gave it to you. It's an exchange of goods. They weren't expecting free stuff you idiot
user, I will name my child after you
i fucking love you user, i dont even care if this is fake, i fucking love everybody, this is a good life, we've got this opportunity to make a killing and fuck the banks over, les fucking riot
Uh.. New to this whole BitCoin thing.
Is the website bitcoin.com or bitcoin.org?
Ayy holy shit user, congratulations.
I know people are asking for BTC in this thread, and I'm not going to pretend to be above them. I will at least save you the reading time of a sob story.
If you want to trade altcoins, Bittrex is the best right now. Might want to look into bitcoin taxes also. Now that you have the power, you have to have the responsibility, so research everything before you move your money.
see you on the moon faggots
What will you do with it all? Anything /pol/ related? Have plenty of white chrildren and save the white race?
If this is real can you please just send me enough for some McDonald's thank you and have a nice day
I don't expect anything but what the heck. Help a fellow /pol/lack
Yes, maybe I'm retarded.
I'm reconsidering now...please send me yours and you shall receive the 1.5 BTC!! :D
rich fag here
I beg you for even 0.5 BTC please dude! Will do anything lol.
please send me yours and you shall receive the 1.5 BTC!! :D
sorry pajeet, not today
I'm actually a chad. Big cock, ripped, good looking. For example, just now I could have fucked every dame in and outside my breakfast joint. You wouldn't know that feeling lol, gets old tho
whats up rich fag
just trying to make it in life.
interesting how the world works.
Lol, I like devtools too.
I'm white. English / German I need to have white kids. im 29. please send help.
You should actually go buy a lambo. But not even a good one. Get like a cheap old crusty one and wait for bitcoin to go up more
Cheap old crusty Lambo
I don't think they exist senpai
Can someone who's not an inspect cuck send me something?
poorfag here, any help is appreciated
I don't get any Btc unfortunately but can get advice instead: should I love some money our of NEO into other alts or just stay as it is, ty
The world needs more loaded /pol/acks
holy can't spell on mobile
You've never been in a used lambo then. Them things get crusty and unhygienic fast. Especially in the passenger seat.
You lucky fuck I'm sitting here still a nocoiner
You joke but there's probably tons of people who have legit billions worth of bitcoin
Notice Me Senpai.
please based /pol/ kek gods.
help the white future
BTC FOR CHILD SUPPORT SINGLE PARENT K THNX
fake but whatever
I sold all my neo but then again I had already 5x it since ANS.
If you already made a good profit I'd advise selling for now and waiting a bit.
Otherwise, just stay on it.
Not a big fan of the other coins tho, but thats me
Anything will do brosef
THIS IS FAKE
$10657606.58 / 2671.97 BTC = 3,988.67
Yet the price of BTC at the top is 4022.01
Obviously OP edited the HTML and was too lazy to actually do the math.
if you deliver my soul owes you eternally.
Im in debt big time i lurk Veeky Forums cuz its a hopeless situation
please please please
I hope to pay you back in mysterious ways.
Wow user, that's amazing. If you'd be willing to share 1 btc that would be life changing for me. Either way, congratulations on a smart investment.
Holy shit you're an actual whale
trips right here friend
You people are so pathetic
Hail OP. Free Kekistan.
You're a kind lad for giving out so much bitcoin, not here to ask for any just figured I should let you know.
hello rich fag :)
buy me a come up? My lambo wont be as shiny as yours but I'll still be ever so grateful
Please user, even just a little will do. I have a lot of loans to pay
Stay woke af op
you have 4150 bitcoins and you decide to only buy $800 worth of litecoins?
total balance = 0
Just bought some more. Sorry poorfags.
oh yeah? how do you have a total balance of 0?
Not even photoshop, right click, inspect element, change the number. Everyone here should know that by now.
NOTHING TO LOSE
Bless your btc millionaire ass
Share some love, maybe? bless you, user
just fuck my shit up with joy then
seems like you only got $80 (0.02 BTC)
lmao FUCK fucking goddamnit this crypto gold fever literally has me fiending like a crackhead itching for his next hit . This is terrible, the fact that I believe your devtools using ass is just horrible
Is this the gibs thread?
thanks dude, you're a god
Please, I would highly appreciate it. God bless!
Please send me a little!
I would appreciate it if you could help me out user, been a poorfag my whole life and am working really hard to make it but without any money to start with it is a slow grind.
Please kind sir
im the worst trader ever help me recoup my debts
Bump limit reached
Please don't leave me behind, tired of just being a goy :( after all these years I've only managed to accumilate .46 BTC.
My dream is to have one and hold it for years. Please senpai! :-)
just gonna throw it out there again lad, plz help
5 bitcoin would make me very happy.
1EALtSS3SNUPYfgGCx3LWfRC9t1Tv8HpTP I believe in you
I swear allegiance to you, Bible /Pol/ack, from Vietnam.
12pyRTCaMoBE1v2zfvcahm367K51eR5B78 PLZ TNAKSSSSS I WANT A NEW ENGINE FOR MY CHEVY NOVA
By the way word of advice - use BitPay to buy property - that way you never cash out and don't have to pay any capital gains. And maybe throw me enough money to not have to work in the morning that would've went to feeding 8 nigger children?? LOL just kidding :-(
My glove tore around my middle finger while cleaning a shitty stained toilet at work a few days ago. Pls save me <3 love u
You lucky... Feel like spreading a bit of 0s and 1s?
Congrats! Please share the love?
I will share back to the community:)
My nigga 17D3ymuFxpwdXSvC7DHwm2hUo84sRDHT1Q
I love these threads where some lucky dude (possibly LARPing) triggers a bunch of desperate beggars.
Man, when BTC will break the $10k wall, today's 0.02 BTC will be worth a whopping $200, basically a few bottles of good whiskey you'd waste in a birthday party. You'll have to wait it to wreck the $50k to enjoy at least a grand.
Still, I unironically admire the dude who didn't sell those 2671 BTC every time BTC mooned to 10$, 50$, 100$, 200$, 500$.
I only want to ask you "how and when" you plan to spend a non-trivial fraction of that asset.
Will post dick pics for internet coins
Hey man, since you have so much please help me out. I'm really down on my luck. A bitcoin, or even half a bitcoin, would do. Please make my day! It'd really mean so much to me, you have no idea.
I have no money right now and I don't know what I'm going to do.
please help me pay tuition my lord
Please for the love of god.
great: noone ever posted dick pics in the internets.
A bitcoin, or even half a bitcoin, would do.
tldr, send two or four grands to some anonymous beggar.
Just check on blockchain.info the addresses of those beggars.
Noone of them ever got a satoshi from the LARPing @Crazy_Nice
No way! That would be like winning the lottery on your birthday. So I don't suppose you feel like sending some my way?
Didn't realize it was the same thread. But check those digits anyway!
Oh and by the way, one guy apparently has 250 million bicoins while one other has 16 million.
There are only 16.5 Million in circulation, you fucking retards.
I've never been in a Lambo, full stop
I have stood in front of a few Miuras though. Required a new pair of underpants afterwards. Just looking at those things is like having sex with your eyes