PowerBall

What is the first few things someone should do once they hit the $700MM PowerBall?

My thoughts:
>Immediately sign back of ticket
>Drive to state capitol where lotto office is
>Do not tell ANYONE
>Set up joint meeting with Estate Attorney, Tax Attorney, CPA, and CFP.

What am I missing?

buy mooncoin instead, same gains but without the luck needed

man, i miss when Veeky Forums was actually useful in business and finance...not children talking about shitcoins 24/7

Ackchyually, the spirit of shitcoin hype makes you feel young again.

Because clearly advice for winning the lottery is useful to 99.99% of us.

literally change your name and physical appearance, claim prize, change it back

Ouch, someone got triggered

Buy bitbeans unironically
>sprout
>wait till bitbeans are $1000 each
> buy microsoft, google, apple

how ass blasted are you guy?

1.casino
2.bet all on black

The key is to call a large law firm (that typically deal in settlements) in a city within driving distance but not the one you're in (no word will slip out). You explain the situation over the phone to them and they will have a plan for you to follow right that moment, which you follow to the letter, including disclosing all debts, leases, and other entanglements. You go back to work. They have specialists for this kind of thing.

>Veeky Forums is useful in business and finance
>posts dumb ass hypothetical retarded scenario
You are a no coiner, and a faggot.

>Only buy PowerBall if you're in a state that allows either anonymous pickup or a trust to pick up for you
>Do that

Otherwise don't even bother. If you do win and everyone knows who you are prepare for a rough next few years unless you actually wanna leave wherever you're living and cut off all contact with people you previously knew

I'd be afraid as fuck to actually go there and claim it. I'd probably do what said and first check with some professionals. Although I'd be afraid as fuck for them as well.

everybody and that you ever met, even if you don't remember them, will want a piece of you

what law firm has "specialists" for winning the lotto? Seems like its so unbelievably rare, why would anyone become a "specialist"

>Smart enough to get into crypto where millionaires are made overnight.
> Still retarded enough to buy lottery tickets.

I guess throwing 5 bucks in couldnt hurt, but you'd probably get a better return with a shiny new shitcoin.

I would imagine most people have a trust claim it.

afraid of what exactly? That someone will rob you of the ticket? But I agree, professional help first before you claim is ideal.

Do you have any idea how many people get settlements? I worked in subrogation for years - it happens every day and in big amounts. You leave it to them.

>Go to Vegas
>Put 650m on black

can casinos literally turn down bets on standard games?

Yes they're not obliged to let you play.
Do it anyway
Kill the table host
Fuck Casino owner's trophy wife

The first thing you do is take the annuity option and spend the next thirty years playing around with a $23 million yearly income.

Anyone who takes the cash option for half the money is a retard, and yet most do.

take the lump sum and invest that shit into real estate.
either way you're going to be comfy as fuck

You have a low IQ
lump sum > spread out over 3 decades + inflation

lump sum + 5x crypto coin

The lump sum is half as much retard

Of course it is you low IQ inbred. The lump sum (half) is worth much more than the total spread out over 3 decades when you consider inflation.

>business and finance
>buying powerball tickets

ahahahah

Have you even heard of inflation faggot? Lump sum plus pussy investments will net you much higher purchasing power over your lifetime.

>Guaranteed replies
If you don't know how to make that money last forever than you're a fucking moron. Who knows what happens in 30 years