Be British "Empire"

>be British "Empire"
>Set up the Middle East in such a way that the nations there will perpetually destroy themselves
>Don't even bother asking the locals where their countries should go after partitioning Ottomans
>many years later, your close acquaintance USA has capitalized on your horrible Mideast setup that is already fucked up as it is
>sit innocently on your island as the world demonizes USA
>tfw you got away with it again

Why does the Anglo get away with everything? I mean, literally every nation despises USA but why do they never seem to understand that the Anglo was the progenitor of all badness in the world?

It's like, nobody on Veeky Forums ever brings this up (aside from me) and it just seems odd that they never get treated harshly even though they have done far worse than USA ever did.

Pic unrelated btw.

Britain has the excuse of doing all its fucked up shit 100 years ago or more, America didn't really learn from observing Britains assholery either

Why does Britain get excused? Why are they allowed to be set free? Is it because they're winners in the grand scheme of things? This isn't fair you know, Britain should pay for its crimes.

They arent, spaniards still hate anglos. And the hispanic-americans hate they children, the USA.

But americans are a part of the eternal anglo
???

>Set up the Middle East in such a way that the nations there will perpetually destroy themselves
that was unironically what the british wanted and is one of their greatest success stories.
you should be praising the british for how effective their plan was since the middle east is still trying to fuck each other up 100 years later

>country filled with mainly european immigrants not exclusively anglos

vs

>british commonwealth: a group of nations mainly inhabited only by anglos

Americans are Anglos.

No?

Honestly it's impossible not to come off as a massive asshole when you are involved in so many different things and places. Any country that becomes sufficiently large and significant will commit all sorts of questionable acts. It comes with the territory.

The colonies are far from being purely Anglo...

Furthermore; bless the Brits, the sole reason entire regions of the world don't have to bother with the slightest bit of introspection. So easy to blame for everything that went wrong. From sectarian genocide to some Arab having to plough a goat because his favourite child bride was stoned for wanting to play outside - it is a wonderfull thing for the uncivilized of the world to be able to blame the Brits for all their shortcomings.

How evil the Anglo is, using his Anglo magic to cause third worlders to murder their neighbours for the slightest perceived difference.

Then how come people blame USA for everything when it was really Britain that started it?

Because the US is a heavyhanded bull in a chinashop. At least the Brits were curtious with their diplomacy.

Short memory. Also poor historical knowledge. Might also be worth noting there are plenty of people searching for a reason to dislike the US and this is a convenient one. It's no great conspiracy, just ignorance for the most part.

We've had our own fuckups too, you could say we've compounded issues that the Brits created. Anyway it doesn't matter outside of politics, fuck the third world.

>he uses 'third world' unironically
>tfw to intelligent to be using archaic cold war terms in the current century

>Honestly it's impossible not to come off as a massive asshole when you are involved in so many different things and places.
You can't please everyone, but sponsoring terrorists, spying on allies, spying on your own population, doing the bidding of Plutocracy Inc., being slaves to lobby cash and sponsoring coups and organizing invasions when a country votes wrong doesn't really help.

Bait

>implying Britain doesn't have a strong African culture since the time of the Romans

>kill off hundreds of thousands of native americans
>kill off hundreds of thousands of chinese
>kill off hundreds of thousands of indians
>claim to be the largest empire due to ill-drawn arbitrary boundaries over wastelands and genocided native lands
>set up the bare infrastructure to siphon resources and income from your "colonies", no more and no less
>destabilize all the land you touch with your filthy anglo taint
>have no real history to begin with because you were cucked so thoroughly by romans and nords
>now the eternal anglo takes their cuck rage out on innocent lands and then cover it up by claiming that we wuz allies against duh reel evil man hitler

the British slime managed to weasel their way out of any real punishment because a mustache man in germany gave them an excuse to. I hope that IRA terrorists kill hundreds of thousands more british citizens, that's only the beginning of the punishment they deserve for ruining the world so badly.

>fuck the third world
>unironically
>tfw so intelligent you have crippling autism and can't communicate with other humans

Draw up borders that would solve this clusterfuck. This meme of Brits creating false countries is stuff people all over the former colony complain about and its bullshit. The Brits involved of the sykes picot did their best to draw borders that would satisfy people, but they didn't realize that they only thing that creates stability in that region is authoritarian rule.

Yes? I am American and a proud member of the Anglo race, the rulers of the world. Now get back to the blood refinery.

>british commonwealth: a group of nations mainly inhabited only by anglos

The commonwealth isn't just UK, Canada and Australia. Even South Africa and India alone would be shitskin centrals.

syria was a french colonial possession.....

just let the indians/french/naziboos continue their anti-british circlejerk in a retarded fashion. At least it limits them to this thread for a while.

The "Eternal Anglo" meme doesn't cut it in a modern setting. There are more Anglos outside the UK now than there is within that aren't involved with this at all (see: Canada, Australia, New Zealand)

Why does no ever blame israel for everything in these threads? Pure cohencidence!

Aesthetic

t. Jean Piere Petit

Sykes-Picot was an Anglo/French redrawing of the ME/former Ottoman Empire

My dad was lowland Scottish and my mother was half Swedish, half old-stock English.

t. Pierre
Success breeds jealousy :^)

"Rimland" and "Heartland". Are you happy faggot?

You speak english and are white? You're anglo. Scots are anglo. Irish are anglo. Americans are anglo. They just claim they're not due to the classic petty anglo internal fighting.