WTF!? I hate Caesar now!

FastChef
FastChef

WTF!? I hate Caesar now!

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catacombs_of_Paris
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kitos_War
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confederation
Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@FastChef
bunch of whiners

Booteefool
Booteefool

@FastChef
I hate that picture, does anyone realize that it was Celts that helped defeat the Galatians. The Pergamon kings always hired mercenaries.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Romans were literally the Nazis of antiquity.

w8t4u
w8t4u

I can't really take anyone who unironically uses the word "holocaust" seriously.
It just stinks of exaggeration.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@w8t4u
Like "hecatomb".

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@FastChef
Reminder it's impossible to kill 1.000.000 gauls in 8 years, where are all the bones?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Stark_Naked
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catacombs_of_Paris

5mileys
5mileys

@Booteefool
does anyone realize that it was Celts that helped defeat the Galatians
So it wuz celts who defeated other celts?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@FastChef
Very sad. Italy should pay reparations to Bretons, and Welsh.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@5mileys
Yes. The same as it was the Inca that defeat the Inca empire.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Poker_Star
Much more than that

viagrandad
viagrandad

@FastChef
celts invade and pillage multiple times
romans finally able to defend themselves
we dindu nothing! we victim! ahh pagan gods that don't exist help us!

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@viagrandad
celts invade and pillage multiple times
preemptive strikes, totally justified.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@FastChef
wtf think of the 6 gorrillion give reparations now Italy

Flameblow
Flameblow

@FastChef
holocaust
lolno, there was not even a significant genetic displacement. in msot of western/central europe--just the creation of a roman heemonny & some cultural assimilation.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Harmless_Venom
empire

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Sharpcharm
"preemptively" sacking rome like 300 years before Caesar enters the picture

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

ITALY PAY REPARATIONS
RIGHT
NOW

Illusionz
Illusionz

@FastChef

Vae Victus

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@FastChef
So is it just a sensationalist name or does he spend however many hours whinging about the poor celts?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@FastChef
MUH SIX GORILLION CELTS

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@FastChef
Celts contributed nothing to humanity and had it coming

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Lord_Tryzalot
Except iron working in Europe, at the least.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@FastChef
celtic
holocaust

iluvmen
iluvmen

@King_Martha

What do you mean? The Romans didnt get iron working from the celts.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Spazyfool
Six hours of ''Celts weren't particularly good, but Caesar was downright evil."

In the end he says that Italians no longer speak Latin but Gaelic is still spoken so the Celts won after all.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@iluvmen
Gladius is literally a Celtic sword.
I say this as someone who goes "pffffffffffffffffffffffffft"when someone mentions Celtic """"""""""""""genocide"""""""""""""""

Snarelure
Snarelure

@kizzmybutt
In the end he says that Italians no longer speak Latin but Gaelic is still spoken so the Celts won after all.
lol, wtf
do people really care this much

Emberburn
Emberburn

@iluvmen
Probably meant chain mail

Firespawn
Firespawn

@kizzmybutt
Well that's disappointing. Time to wait another six months and hope the next one is interesting.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@iluvmen

Their weapons and armor were undoubtedly based off of Gaulish designs, and if I recall correctly the first iron working in Europe was from the Hallstatt culture.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Soft_member
That happened when the Jews genocided a shit ton of Romans.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kitos_War

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@FastChef
"Celt" is the stupidest meme word in existence

cum2soon
cum2soon

@FastChef
OMG Caesar was literally Hitlerz!!! What a bait title. You can't compare the extermination of minority groups by Hitler to Caesar's ruthlessness to secure territory and victory. Caesar was a real fascinating figure and recognized a lot in history as a hero and a great man obviously. It's questionable if he was good but it's really bad when these historical figures are compared to our standards today.

@kizzmybutt
Whittling a complex figure like Caesar to evil is amateur hour. What a joke.

askme
askme

@Sharpcharm
preemptive
justified
Pick one and only one

hairygrape
hairygrape

@kizzmybutt
Is he literally retarded? Italian is closer to latin than gaulish is to whatever inbred welsh speak.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Lord_Tryzalot
It would be fine if notre used by retarded brits who speak english and behave like the english but don't want to be english.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Snarelure
shut up you salty colonial

TechHater
TechHater

@BunnyJinx
This is what romeaboos actually believe

They were fighting to liberate themselves from Roman tyranny after Roman armies sacked and looted their city a few decades prior.

Inmate
Inmate

@hairygrape
Not only that but he is still wrong. Latin is still spoken today and there are probably more schools teaching kids Latin than there are Irish and Welsh schools teaching children Gaelic etc.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@TechHater
the only reason they ever got treatment any worse than any other group was because they were extremely rowdy, uncooperative, and attempted rebellions every other decade. They weremt treated any worse than any other conquered territory. The romans didnt really go into full-gear "fuck jews" mode until they had dealt with like a hundred years of unrest, and every time they moved legions away to help somewhere else the jews would start genociding nonjews. They were the worst subjects an empire could ask for, and it took literally displacing them to keep the region pacified. If they just played their cards right and stopped being backstabbing pricks every single time the opportunity presented itself, they would have been treated no different than anyone else. Instead they got the gaul treatment because thats what you get for constantly rebelling whenever the military leaves.

If ever a group had something coming, it was the jews.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Poker_Star
This.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@RumChicken

Helmets too, but Roman stuff was overal a blend of Celto-Hellenic stuff and not directly lifted from either.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@kizzmybutt
Why do people even listen to this guy? He's an idiot.

Methshot
Methshot

@Poker_Star
Hadrian did nothing wrong, desu

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Harmless_Venom
Bunch of disparate tribal hillbillies under hundreds of different leaders
No overarching government or leader
Empire

Emberfire
Emberfire

@w8t4u
a sacrifice consumed by fire

Not everything is about the six million you kike

SniperGod
SniperGod

@w8t4u
They killed them with fire, it was literally a holocaust

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Poker_Star
i hate hitler, but this is totaly true

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Snarelure
empire of the celtic race
needing a single ruler

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Snarelure
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confederation

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@BunnyJinx
they went to war with each other tho

Techpill
Techpill

@kizzmybutt
kek, neo pagans/celts are pathetic

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Garbage Can Lid
if you've internal disputes then youre not an empire anymore
rome btfo

Emberburn
Emberburn

@kizzmybutt
In the end he says that Italians no longer speak Latin but Gaelic is still spoken so the Celts won after all.
ROMANZ BTFOOO

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Garbage Can Lid
So did the Romans, the Chinese, the Persians and many other ┬┤empires┬┤

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

celt empire
They are getting desperate

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@cum2soon
You can't compare the extermination of minority groups by Hitler to Caesar's ruthlessness to secure territory and victory.

Yes you can. Hitler would tell you that the removement of jews and what not was to secure power and victory.

FastChef
FastChef

@TurtleCat
@Snarelure
notre
french user?

takes2long
takes2long

@kizzmybutt
In the end he says that Italians no longer speak Latin but Gaelic is still spoken so the Celts won after all.
that is the worst statement i've ever heard in my life i want to die

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@kizzmybutt
Italian literally is modern Latin wtf

also the branch of celtic that gaulish belonged to has gone completely extinct. gaelic has nothing to do with the gauls. that's like saying babylonian culture never disappeared because people in the middle east still speak arabic which is also a semitic language.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Harmless_Venom
Slovakia
700-100 BC

JunkTop
JunkTop

@kizzmybutt
In the end he says that Italians no longer speak Latin but Gaelic is still spoken so the Celts won after all.
W
E
W

Supergrass
Supergrass

@kizzmybutt
In the end he says that Italians no longer speak Latin but Gaelic is still spoken so the Celts won after all
Italian is way closer to Latin than any extant Celtish is to Gaulish.
Also, Latin so thoroughly destroyed Gaulish, that the modern day Gauls speak fucking French, a Latin derivate.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@BunnyJinx
Yeah, I wouldn't call a confederation an Empire, I'd call it a confederacy.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@FastChef
They deserved it desu.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Soft_member

Nazis were the romans of the contemporary era

Fixed that

whereismyname
whereismyname

@kizzmybutt
top fucking kek

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Deadlyinx
Hitler was a moron so of course he would. Not Caesar.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Thanks, but I'll stick with Titus Pullo and Lucius Vorenus, like all REAL Americans!

girlDog
girlDog

@kizzmybutt
Gaelic is still spoken

wont be in 100 years, I'll tell you that

SniperWish
SniperWish

@kizzmybutt
DARTH VADER
CLINT EASTWOOD
TIME MACHINE
Caesar was fucking awesome

StonedTime
StonedTime

@FastChef
Is that a Zulu shield on his arm?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@StonedTime
Yeah, he draws some parallels between their war with the bongs and the gauls against rome, as well as the american indians

girlDog
girlDog

@girlDog
isn't a lot of it from relatively recent revivalism anyways?

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