Why was Goering so fucking fat

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Why was Goering so fucking fat

askme
askme

@Boy_vs_Girl
he ate all the jews. all them.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Boy_vs_Girl

T H I C C

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Boy_vs_Girl
He enjoyed eating and consumed more calories than his body needed.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Boy_vs_Girl
his boyfriend had a feeder fetish.

idontknow
idontknow

Beer

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

It was part of his ruse to change identity. After faking suicide and being rescued by his henchmen he fasted and underwent intensive training to lose about 150 pounds in a month, assuming the appearance of the entirely fabricated Yugoslavian communist guerrilla leader Josip Tito whomst his loyalists had been fighting a fake war against for years under Hitler's nose, sending fake reports of progress and setbacks.

Techpill
Techpill

If I spent all day getting high on morphine and surrounded myself with seemingly infinite resources.... I would binge eat and drink too.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Poker_Star
This, Based Tito/Göring

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Boy_vs_Girl
Pain Killers.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Boy_vs_Girl
Jesus, he looks like a little man child and Hitler is like his daddy-o or something.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Stupidasole
More like he looks like a man having a child, and Hitler is the daddy-o

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Nude_Bikergirl
lol, but can you not imagine Goering acting like a literal 5 year old, getting mad, whining at Hitler and stomping his foot? laffs for days

farquit
farquit

@MPmaster
If Goering had a butt baby with Hitler, what would they call the child?

...is this Goebell's origin story?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Boy_vs_Girl
@askme
@RavySnake
@King_Martha
@idontknow
@Poker_Star

Please quit putting down Marshall Goering you're hurting my feelings. ;(

He was a great person. ;( ;(

massdebater
massdebater

@farquit
They would call it Israel.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@SomethingNew
You should follow his example, and eat your feelings.

idontknow
idontknow

@massdebater
Beautiful.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Boy_vs_Girl
impressive diet for an opiate addict
though it seems like he was merely fixed most of the time

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

whoa.. go easy on the carrots

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

beer and schnitzel

FastChef
FastChef

@Stupidasole
Don't be so rude, Goering was pure

massdebater
massdebater

@Emberfire
No enemy bomber can reach the Ruhr. If one reaches the Ruhr, my name is not Göring. You may call me Josip Broz Tito.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

HE HAS A GLANDULAR PROBLEM, stop bullying him

TreeEater
TreeEater

Opiates can kind-of give you the munchies, more so for sweets than anything else. He was probably a food addict and a opiate addict.
Disgusting.

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