Guys, it's a bubble

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Guys, it's a bubble. A random girl casually caught me looking at cryptowat.ch today and sat down next to me and we started talking about crypto. She bought in for $3000 a month ago and was worried.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Dreamworx
we all know it's a fucking bubble.

bitcoin
seriously?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Dreamworx
i call fucking bullshit

A fucking bubble? come on OP nobody fucking believes you. Say whatever you want, but we all know the truth.

You weren't in public and no girl ever sat next to you out of choice.

farquit
farquit

@Dreamworx
she wants to fuck you moron, go for it

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Dreamworx
She wanted the D.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Thx for the tip OP selling my coins as we speak

takes2long
takes2long

@Dreamworx
u talking to a women

nice larp

massdebater
massdebater

@Dreamworx
implying a girl would voluntarily talk to you

Techpill
Techpill

tfw 3 people at work are wanting to start mining coins
tfw saw 2 more signing up for bittrex
tfw the normies are here

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Dreamworx
implying girls know how to buy crypto

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Techpill
they'll leave after the crash

WebTool
WebTool

@Dreamworx
I put my screen brightness all the way up
open blockfolio while in waiting room
tilt phone towards best looking grill
showy 6 figures in crypto

"You wanna make some fuck?"

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Dreamworx
/biz/
outside
talking to a female or anyone
sure dude

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Dreamworx
You better have gotten digits you cuck.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Burnblaze
This.

The crash has nothing to do with the Chinese nor with the JewPMorgan faggot. It's a planned dip created by the neets to scare the normies.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Two construction workers told me they bought litecoins.

Im not even kidding.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Techpill
normies were here since 2013. now we have a few more, including the degenerate low wage late adopter scum

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Dreamworx
They'll get out when they notice that piece of shit coin can't break a hunnid

takes2long
takes2long

@Dreamworx
girl

And then OP woke up

massdebater
massdebater

@Dreamworx
Yes the normies are here however it's mostly tech and finance industry millenials. When boomers start to buy in, I will be worried. Still a long way to go before Hedge funds and Investment banks start selling to boomers.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Spamalot
They said they bought litecoins because they were cheaper than the other coins.

I asked them if they considered the market cap and they said no.

Evilember
Evilember

@iluvmen
should have bought sia coin with this logic

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Evil_kitten
You weren't in public and no girl ever sat next to you out of choice.
this

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@iluvmen
Offer them doge and Verge
If their IQ is enough to get them through bittrex

Tell them a 50 buck investment will flip to 15k if they hit 1 dollar. Watch the keks

Evilember
Evilember

@Dreamworx
a girl (female)?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Techpill
Yup, this bubble is about to pop

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Dreamworx

Like you've ever talked to a girl

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Carnalpleasure
This desu

massdebater
massdebater

@Dreamworx
Sex was supposed to happen

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Dreamworx
its a bubble, but this bubble made of steel

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

how are you different than her in the scenario?

when did YOU start?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@WebTool
She smiles and looks back at her phone
Seconds later she flashes her screen at you
a seven figure blockfolio account smiles back at you
Her sister, Chad and Tyrone show up
She hugs them, whispers while pointing at you
They walk away laughing
tfw, you just got outnormied

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

biz
a random girl
Cool story, bro.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Normies have been in this since the first bull run to $2000. If you have friends you already knew this.

Inmate
Inmate

My 13 years old cousin made my uncle buy eth. It's a normie assault and we better get used to it.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@WebTool
She smiles and looks back at her phone
Seconds later she flashes her screen at you
a seven figure blockfolio account smiles back at you
She says "fuck your momma if you want to fuck".
Her sister, Chad and Tyrone show up
She hugs them, whispers while pointing at you
They walk away laughing
tfw, you just got outnormied

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Dreamworx
A random girl
sat down next to me
we started talking
I don't see a problem here

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

/biz/thread/3456772#p3459999

girlDog
girlDog

@WebTool
that's actually a good idea, I'm going to make my portfolio 10x what it's actually worth so I don't feel ashamed about looking at it in public

massdebater
massdebater

@viagrandad
You mean Dash? Or Dogecoin?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Dreamworx
Pretty sure it was Dimons daughter

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@TurtleCat
That's a dome.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@massdebater
When the bonds market crashes and BTC is hoovering 6 figures boomers will wish they bought in earlier (and they will end up buying at market prices anyway)

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Bidwell
this digital currency thing sure has a nice growth rate of 6% per year on average and is fairly stable
now seems like a good time to buy, a satoshi is only $.10

Techpill
Techpill

@Evil_kitten
Lol. My fucking sides

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

people complaining about more money flowing into crypto, increasing the total marketcap because "normies"

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@AwesomeTucker
Dummy.

The bubble is just about to form.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Sir_Gallonhead
This. These are the same idiots who buy at the ATH and call "shitcoin"

Booteefool
Booteefool

nice, just sold it all

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Techpill
Normies all know about muh crypto but most of them still find it hard to get in

Soft_member
Soft_member

@viagrandad
Digibyte

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Booteefool
low wage scum

pls leave crypto

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Dreamworx

fratbro investment banker from high school is asking me about bitcoin

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@iluvmen
market cap
pls spoonfeed explanation
what is that

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Harmless_Venom
FRACTAL BUBBLE!

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Stupidasole
fuck off cuck master

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