Horrible historic tropes

>both sides were right

>all the plebs hate the good guy because they are retards who easily fall for propaganda made by the bad guy

>X did Y, that makes them just as bad as Z

>Washington owned slaves, he's a terrible person

Yeah I hate Allieboos

Because it's usually a given?

>5 year old me: Why did Hitler and Germany do such bads things? What caused them to do all of this?

>Teacher: No one knows :)

He probably just didn't feel like explaining WW2 to a 5 year old

Then why did they bother teaching us about the Holocaust at that age then?

What kind of advanced kindergarten did you go to?

>X did a bad thing, so this washes all the bad things Y did in the past.

Catholic School

Ah

Well shit, now you don't know what to think now do you? Because the jew controlled ones didn't teach me shit until like 5th grade.

>There were heroes on both sides

>there is a "right" side

>he won because he had the high ground

What the fuck are you saying?
That for every conflict in history, only one of the sides was in the right?

I like this one though. I'm not sure how the word really works in english but to me, "hero" refers to somebody who is a "captain" or great leader of men. It doesn't really have much of a connotation of morale right when used historically to me. Like pointing out a bunch of notable English and French knights that were adversaries in the 100 Years War and saying that both sides had "heroes."

this sounds like one of those bullshit twitter stories liberals tell about having to explain Trump to their 5 year old kid

>he underestimated his power