Seriously, fuck humanity

Methshot
Methshot

Wake up
Dodos are still extinct
Seriously, fuck humanity

SniperGod
SniperGod

wake up
non-avian dinosaurs are still extinct
Seriously fuck meteors.

SniperWish
SniperWish

ywn get to taste a roasted dodo

eGremlin
eGremlin

the virgin dodo
the chad emu
no second chances in evolution

FastChef
FastChef

@SniperGod
Why won't birds redinofy, they were so close with the south american terror bird
fucking stupid birds, your kind of dinosaur sucks

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@SniperWish
dodos tasted terrible, that's why the Dutch settlers didn't try to save them

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

come home from school
Australia still has only a fraction of the animals it had before humanity showed up
This is why I think the phrase "Since the Industrial Revolution, humanity's been killing the planet".

Humanity's been a serial killer of other species for almost the past 50,000 years.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@GoogleCat
*This is why I think the phrase is bullshit.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@GoogleCat
It's survival of the fittest, Humans are the apex predator

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Methshot
humanity
You mean fuck Abos, right?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@SniperGod
Is this a dinosaur? It's a gigantic reptile that's been around for over 60 million years and is known to eat children.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Crazy_Nice
It was white colonialists who killed of the dodos

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Boy_vs_Girl
no

Evilember
Evilember

@Crazy_Nice

Abos found their way to Mauritius? How? In a hollowed out log?

@cum2soon

The sad part is, they didn't even eat them. Apparently the meat was very greasy, so they literally burned them for fuel.

TechHater
TechHater

@GoogleCat
We've been killing megafauna off.
Cats, dogs, and rats do the rest.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Apparently the dodo was mostly destroyed by cats, rats and dogs who were introduced, why aren't they being blamed?
Also can we please NOT spread rats absolutely everywhere?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@CodeBuns
dutch
in charge of culinary taste
smhtbh

SniperGod
SniperGod

Recently extinct animals fascinate me.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

wake up
I'm still alive

Seriously, fuck reality.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Stark_Naked
why aren't they being blamed?
Because they are fucking animals. Being brought to the island wasn't their fault.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Raving_Cute
For now

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Boy_vs_Girl
No but it is more closely related to birds than to lizards.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Fuzzy_Logic
Human are animals too.

5mileys
5mileys

@SniperGod
I feel so bad for this poor bastard. The stripes on a zebra actually help with survival, since when a herd of them are together all of the black/white stripes can confuse predators allowing more zebras to get away. But the quagga only has stripes on its head and neck. Nature plays some cruel jokes.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@5mileys
nature
Weird way to say females.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@SniperGod
Quagga? More like "horse cucked by Chad zebra"

farquit
farquit

Brainlets think of the Dodo

The thinking man thinks about the Passenger Pigeon and how humanity is very talented at killing things when we are bored.

Inmate
Inmate

@GoogleCat

imagine a world where the abos weren't here :(

RavySnake
RavySnake

I want them to start cloning them already.
And by them I mean at least a dozen interesting extinct creatures.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Methshot
still extinct

That's kind of how it works.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@RavySnake
The closest thing we're doing is that there's a plan to recreate the ambient environment of a Pleistocene American Great Plains. They have testing stages in Denmark, but the idea is to transport the closest extant relatives of extinct animals (Lions, elephants and other organisms) and make a Park in the midwest. It's a bit goofy.

I have a professor ATM who recreated Mammoth blood. He featured in a number of documentaries, dude is energetic and is in love with Hemoglobin.

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