Will put sharpie in my ass for money

massdebater
massdebater

Will put sharpie in my ass for money.

I am desperate. I need to make 500$ in 5 days or i will be kicked out of my apartment and i have no idea where to start. Can some richanon please be so kind; i will do anything; i will also try to pay it back.

Methnerd
Methnerd

That isnt a sharpie.

Also stop doing drugs and you wouldn't be in this situation

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Let's see ass first and I'll decide

Emberburn
Emberburn

@massdebater
10 sharpies at once of fuck off

SniperGod
SniperGod

@massdebater
make it a billiard ball and ill give you four ETH

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@massdebater
RIP.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Show the butthole user

DeathDog
DeathDog

0.1 btc if you post a picture putting a sharpie in a hot girls ass

TechHater
TechHater

@massdebater
$500? You'll need to show your face too. It needs to be clearly recognisable.
Where's the humiliation if you're anonymous?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@massdebater
Be honest, you're just looking for excuses to stick things up your ass. It's okay user, there's no shame in it.

FastChef
FastChef

@massdebater
shave first ffs

whereismyname
whereismyname

@massdebater
you write 5 like a fucking weirdo

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Let's see that pooper op.

Post eth address.

SniperWish
SniperWish

0x922A208443203a16705F42f3A14BA3d1B051c964

I can shave if it means moneY

StonedTime
StonedTime

@SniperWish
Im op; i dont even have internet exept for my phone. Thats why the id changes.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@massdebater
i will also try to pay it back.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@SniperWish
Shave, spread cheeks and we shall see... Bonus points if you write Veeky Forums on your gooch

Spamalot
Spamalot

I am a very desperate soul.

I tried applying for mcdonalds begining of the month but they still didnt reply.

I dontt want to be homeless

Do you guys want me to hurt myself or something like that

I will pay with blood

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Spamalot
I am again op; my internet is so shit the captcha runs out before my pic finishes uploading

King_Martha
King_Martha

@massdebater

For 500$ we can expect something better than a small object inside your ass.

How about getting a Veeky Forums approved tattoo? We decide what it's going to be, pool some money give it to an escrow and you get the money once you livestream getting the tattoo.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Feel bad for you OP. You know if you sign up plus 500 and verify your account. They give you $70.

1 trade can turn that into $300 and so on. Good luck

Methshot
Methshot

@Spamalot
He thinks those jews will just give you a free $70
You have to reach a certain trade volume before you can withdraw them.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

implying /biz/realis have money

Beg elsewhere OP unless you want someone to give you 100 buttbeans, like with the exception of /r9k/ most other boards would probably have higher networth than here.

Evilember
Evilember

@King_Martha
I would do this but i cant afford one

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Evilember

Price of the tattoo would obviously be covered by the people donating the money.

If you're willing to do this I'd suggest making another thread specifically asking for this. I'm sure there are enough people around here willing to chip in for something they might get some entertainment out of.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@massdebater
you are spoon-in-ass-man aren't you?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@AwesomeTucker
But how do people know i wont just take the money and dont tatoo myself?

@Stark_Naked
Yes i am

massdebater
massdebater

@Spamalot

You use an escrow, a third party holding the money until a specific set of conditions are met.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

How about i hurt myself on stream anyone interested i will cut up anything exept my peewee

I need this money or im homeless after this month

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@VisualMaster
Wtf.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Jesus fuck can someone please donate 500 bucks?!?! I want to see the sharpie in his asshole so bad lol..fuck the tattoo idea!

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@King_Martha
YES

5mileys
5mileys

@Lunatick
I had a spoon up there for biz already; no money. I would literally slit my wrist if it means i could get my rent

massdebater
massdebater

@massdebater
If you're that desperate to violate yourself for money get on a camsite.

Methshot
Methshot

@Lunatick
Doesn't the pic come before the money?

Skullbone
Skullbone

Yeah lets get back on track user. Show your boibussy (asshole) and face and we get get to talking

Evilember
Evilember

Craigslist gigs, tell your landlord you are working extra to pay rent and he will probably let you pay late.

takes2long
takes2long

@Methshot
Yes
@5mileys
Well...OP, are you going to do it or what? I'm waiting for the sharpie in the ass.

I donate 0.1 eth if it really means that much to you

askme
askme

@takes2long
Have to scale it down my internwt is really bad

Firespawn
Firespawn

Do you not have 1 family member that could loan you 500.00? I would give my second cousin twice removed 500.00 if I knew he was going to debase himself on the internet

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Firespawn
second cousin twice removed
removed like kebab?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Im sorry cant upload big pica with my connection or the captcha resets before it finishes
0x922A208443203a16705F42f3A14BA3d1B051c964

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Buy ELIX you stupid fuck

takes2long
takes2long

@Dreamworx
Keked hard

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Dreamworx
What the

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Dreamworx
Please i am a pathetic retard i know i have no family that can help me if you want to see blood iwould gladly cut myself for money

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Its not even in there

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Emberburn
Shove it in further you pussy fuck

Bidwell
Bidwell

Im not rich but I can throw a few BAT your way

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

your finger is thicker than that silly little pen. so you want $500 for getting your prostate checked?

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Illusionz
Still hurts from the spoon

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

a pen wouldn't even hurt, you need something larger like a cucumber.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I mean, 500 dollars is more than what i get for going to work. Sticking a pen in your ass that is smaller than your finger is nothing, you're doing it anonymously too.

I can't give you money unless i at least perceive a sense of struggle in this endeavour. Sharpie-inserting is the same lack of motivation that got you into this situation in the first place, it's lazy and uninspired.

It has to be cucumber sized for me to even consider this worthy of payment. I suffer every time I go to work, so I would rather stick a cucumber in my ass than go to work everyday. I would have more of my dignity intact too.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Firespawn

You forgot to add Veeky Forums on the paper with a ID number. And it looks like you're just squeezing your butt cheeks together.

askme
askme

How about instead of inserting things into your skunkhole, take a picture of you volunteering at a local shelter or rocking sick babies at the hospital? Even meth heads will wash my windows at a stoplight...

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Boy_vs_Girl

He's barely inserting anything at all.

I have literally seen trannies sit on horse dick-sized dildos for probably less than what he's asking of us. And he wants money for blurry pics of holding a sharpie or spoon handle in his butt cheeks.

Booooooooo

Emberburn
Emberburn

@askme
I actually volunteer at an old people home (i was there in an apprentience ship in school) i get free meals for that

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Guys its not about whats in my ass; its about whats in the hearth.

I would glady hurt myself or bleed for the money but the whole ass thing is just so gay

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@ZeroReborn
put a bread knife in your ass and I send you BTC

Booteefool
Booteefool

@ZeroReborn

Technically its not gay unless its an actual penis going in your ass

I mean does going the doctor and getting your prostate checked make you gay?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@ZeroReborn
What country are you from maybe we (4chan) can arrange a different transaction.

askme
askme

@Booteefool
If it's a male doctor then yes, I had a female doctor fondle my testicles when I was 16 can confirm wasn't gay

Playboyize
Playboyize

@King_Martha
Germany

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Fucking hell OP you are a pathetic twat. I'd rather starve for a month than beg and insert utensils in my anus. Grow a pair of balls and stop being such a bender your entire life.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@TreeEater
wow what a retarded meme. you don't actually understand what bitmex even is do you?

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