Why aren't you alpha yet?

Why aren't you alpha yet?

I haven't yet consumed the necessary number of scoops.

I haven't gotten my barrel of fish oil yet for my daily 100 g of fish oil injection

Which one of them is more plastic/non natty?

Also:

>Rich Piana
>Alpha

Lel, alpha is a thing the panini man has no need for, he's leaving humanity behind.

i like being a human

neither

>alpha
>driving automatic

Getting cucked by your transmission isn't alpha

...

>tfw no 5/10 (face) blonde GF with massive tits and a joocy ass

>typical nu male getting cucked
Fuck is it nice being a 6'0+ chad mode with a beard. Just recently hooked up with a grill that's been dating this dorky nu male for six years.

I'm convinced she's getting smashed by Mac Trucc or Mid May man when Rich is busy on his 19th meal of the day or his 8 second 20 second vaccuum poses.

how does his cum taste?

only if you have money/social status to go a long with it, otherwise its a waste of top tier genetics

My dog ate my alpha

> Chad
> beard
nah, luke

Aw don't be mean dude I'd say Sara's face is a weak 6 strong 5
t. Fantano

>rich
>alpha
you aren't alpha if you have self-esteem issues

>nu male

because i have binge eating disorder and it keeps fucking up my progress. I eat well for a couple days then follow it up with up to a week of binge eating. It's frustrating as fuck.

TWO SLAPS C'MON! Right, babe?

>beard

lmao you're the numale breh

Synthol?

then stop doing it