WHAT THE FUCK GUYS, YOU TOLD ME THAT GIRLS ONLY LIKE GUYS WITH THE RIGHR HIEGHT FACE AND FRAME! YET THERES A MOTHERFUCKING LOUIE CK-LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER WHO HAS A BIG-HIPPED, BIG BOOBED REDHEAD FOR A GIRLFRIEND!!! HE'S A FUCKING 5'2 LET'S PLAYER, WTF!!!!! HAS EVERYTHING Veeky Forums TOLD ME IS A LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HEIGHT, FACE, FRAME IS BS
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What is money?
>he took a meme seriously
>tfw 6'3, virgin until 20 yo
>college roommate was 5'8 QB chad who brings in new girls every night.
I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK, HOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>tfw no pat bf
HOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS MOTHERFUCKER PROB DOESN"T EVEN LIFT!!!!
When will you understand that girls value confidence above all else, why do you think you're lifting weights?
tfw no benis :(
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wtf right now
Its actually FACE HEIGHT FRAME WALLET.
WALLET can also be FAME
probably because "she" is a man
Looks like a man
Not in a good way
Like, the cheapest possible tranny hooker that you can buy
SHE'S EVEN A FUCKING FOMER HOOTERS GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Height isnt everything. Its just a big factor.
>How come Veeky Forums thinks everything is so black and white.
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IDK guys, she posted a childhood photo and she looks like girl:
>that chin
that's a 6, maybe 6.5/10 at most, skinnyfat manface
if you can't even score that you're not anywhere close to Veeky Forums, or just plain ugly
Looking at this guy's twitter, he's apparently a huge weeb: twitter.com
LP money is only good when you're Pewdiepie, I don't think these guys are on that level yet: youtube.com
This guy does sound like a real winner:
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I'd be willing to bet money she has a lot of male friends if you know what I mean
there are only 3 things a woman is drawn to,
Looks / Status / Wealth
protip: being a former hooters girl doesn't mean shit.
>I actually believe what society and Veeky Forums taught me about attracting women
grow up dude
yeah if anything they're channel has been going nothing but downhill, even at their peak they only got a couple hundred thousand views, which translates into a pretty moderate income if i'm not mistaken
they do sell merch but i doubt they're raking in the money considering it's split 4-way.
wow, crazy. it's almost as if women wanting to find a boyfriend are all people with different personalities who take emotional interest in men based on a combination of important factors like personality, sense of humor, and how well they get along. isn't that just buckwild
That woman has height, face and frame. Which makes her look like a Chad. Point proven.
Okay, this chick is weird
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girls have weird fetishes too, who would have thought
>Thick
>Manjaw signaling high developmental T, high sex drive
>redhead
>Nu-male bf
you can probably gather some bros and make her airtight over an afternoon while he's posting on Tumblr, or whatever it is numales do in their spare time
this
>I travel a lot for my job
oh boy
>go through her instagram
>hes in 1 of her last 50 pictures
yeah.. shes cheating on him
Dude is compared to Cuck King a lot so...
Can he really be a nu-male though. According to this girl's twitter and tumblr, she's a gamergate supporter, I thought only feminists went for nu-males?
why was louis called a cuck in them first place?
his last name initials CK vaguely resemble cuck
no im not kidding, thats literally the reason
I wish we did forum projects/road trips on Veeky Forums. not enough of a community spirit here. Where does she live/"travel for work"? I honestly would love to plug this girl for a sportfuck
Looks like she teaches English in Japan.
I guess Veeky Forums is simply obsessed with them old cuck.
Lol, she worked with Maddox before:
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No its because he has a bit where he talks about how easy it is being a white male.
it is easy being a white male though, unless you live in a cuck country
They seem "cute" together:
Except that Pat is genuinely funny and probably has a giant dong.
Are you legit retarded?
So you mean a girl working for barely above minimum wage struggling to earn the things she wants in life, around drunk middle class business guys who slap her ass, would find comfort in a confident subpar guy who has successfully figured out a way to sell his personality for an above average living and a relationship opportunity she'll be respected, complimented, and always viewed her in the way you are now?
No shit sherlock.
Normal rules don't apply to Pat
How long till she finds us?
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How many threesomes does this guy get?
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>Only dates manlets
There has to be an underlying fetish here.
if you're reading this pat's girlfriend, what do you currently do for a living?
what does pat plan to do for a living once the let's play bubble burst?
Go back to bagging groceries probably.
>can probably lift more than you
POST
STATS
Sorry, I'm honestly not permitted to say what I do for work. Most people in my personal life don't know.
While he may not always seem like it, Pat is very smart. He has saved enough money to where if he needs to go back to school, he can.
PAT'S GIRLFRIEND:
What happens if you accidentally get pregnant?
Does Pat take responsibility?
Do you get married?
What would you name the kid?
Nah, I prefer to watch you sweat. The salt sustains me.
Daily reminder if you don't have height face and frame just kill yourself
>6'4 handsome master race business man reporting in
>He has saved enough money to where if he needs to go back to school
that's good to hear, i used to be a tbf fan until i stopped being a beta loser that watches other people play videogames
could you post some proof that this is actually you? pic+timestamp is enough
Amazon Women are fucking hot, dude. You never wanted to be cuddled by Wonder Woman or She-Hulk?
best girl
voice acting and model is what I've gathered from my months of following you.
How does Pat's beard feel?
Women like money most of all you non hebrew faggot
>Candian manlet who makes youtube videos
>money
>Paige will never femdom you
why even bother living, lads?
Pat literally once said to me that he would do the right thing by throwing me down the stairs so
Spy?
>until i stopped being a beta
>asking some girl for timestamped pics on Veeky Forums
pick only one
lmao i trolled you faggot, stay beta
If you're reading this Paige. When will you settle down and make Pat a happy little pupper?
Hey Paige, you seem like a cool person. Here on Veeky Forums, if you aren't 6 ft or above and look like you do a lot of steroids, then you will stay a virgin forever.
bruh
i only wanted verification so i know im not wasting my time talking to some sperg user
if i wanted a pic i would just scroll up
Also, like op said, you have to have good height, face, and frame.
Yep, confidence will totally not get you girls on its own. You have to workout like you're going to be in a Mr. Universe comptitetion.
>implying Patrick "Fuckboy" Boivin gas either FACE, FRAME, or HEIGHT
Hey Paige, when you say big weiner, how big are we talking, 6 in or above? I need to know...
for reasons...
Describe pats cock for reasons please
>tfw when no redhead, high-test, nerdy gamergate gf who lifts
Why even live brahs?
To get a give you an abstract idea, just imagine a very satisfied expression on your mom's face.
I imagine it's average length but super girth
>literally a fucking manchild
why did you lie to me Veeky Forums
more than Woolie ever will
Idk man, Woolie seems like he can get as much as he wants. Maybe he's the one cucking Pat.
She looks like a mannequin.
she speaks straight forward
probably is a good girl
fit is projecting his last girl who cucked him and left him wrecked
he has a nice shorthair qt gf already
woolie is a fatass nigger, best he can hope for is some stanky hoe
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From my research Pat has some kind of an Internet following, and there's spillover fans from his pages to hers. So she's cucking him and taking some of his fans.
So when they break up she'll have benefited by leaving with a larger online following.
jfc
'Research!' That's adorable.
its mahvel tho
>Dudes on her tumblr trying to be Veeky Forums apologists
Why does this shit always happen? Where do these people come from?
What drives them to want to contact someone being all "hey Veeky Forums isn't all bad look how compassionate I am".
>looking at her tumblr
no user, you are the faggot
Turning down a threeway is a pretty pimp imo.
Wrong post
>taking a meme created by kv aspies on an anime forum seriously
Is it the right time to ask tits or gtfo?
That was quick
Attractive women dating men who aren't conventionally attractive doesn't compute with Veeky Forums's worldview, so to avoid realising that being tall and handsome and ripped isn't a replacement for being a good and likable person, Veeky Forums has to rationalise it by making out like she's unfaithful and he's docile.
Thing is, Pat's a cool guy, he's her type, he's pretty handsome, and apparently has a big dingus. But hey, she's hot, so she must be shallow and cucking him.
Entertainers embellishing entertaining stories.
I'll never know what causes people to lap up YouTube videos as reality.
I can believe anyone having the opportunity to have a 3some. But this is nothing more than embellishing a story to have something to talk about.
Is this now Veeky Forums's offical Two Best Friends Play thread?
i have to ask, as one of the 10 straight guys on Veeky Forums, how is Pat handsome?
he doesn't fit any of the criteria typically associated with handsome men
>bald
>pale
>overweight
>no defined jawline
>no defined cheekbones
>baggy eyes
at least he has a good nose and his skin seems clear, but that's about it