*blocks your path*

Give it the ol natty lickaroo

Slap his girlfriend's ass

HEIGHT
>my superior bird genetics provide increased size over the birdlet
FACE
>my godlike beak aesthetics make the weak black beta bird shudder
FRAME
>my wingspan is 4 inches larger and in a flurry of flaps I disarm the hooligan

swole = true;

Caw

Caw.
Caw caw 3x5
Caw 3x5
caw caw caw 4x8
caw caw 3x10

Caw.
Caw caw 1x5
Caw 3x5
Caw caw 2x4
Caw caw caw 4x8
Cawcaw caw 3x10

Fpbp
Quads of truth

Most keks

>instinctively flare lats
>lunge at it until it goes away

*unsheates authentic Japanese katana*

*teleports behind you*

*chops you into pieces*

"Heh, easy."

I take the knife and slit my throat

pick up knife he droped when CAWing at me

>It was a hologram

How can we fix these people?

It must be a seriously narrow path if a crow can block it.

Find some other way. This bird might be an endangered species. Can't risk getting into trouble for bothering it.

>Throw up on it
>continue to food store

>making it

Did you just throw up on a crow and try to digest it like a fly?

underrated.

I would paint with all the colours of the wind and befriend him.

>grabs your sword before hurting me

made me fucking kek

*dual wields barbells*

prepare yourself

...

Crowe pls

>not caw caw 3xf

HFF wins again, crow BTFO

animals, fuck off!

I drop a homeward bone as payment to pass

give him my wallet

STOP IMMORTAL BIRD

i died

Fuck off reddit.

befriend him
crows are highly intelligent and real bros when you earn their trust

>>>/reddit/

Got me.

_cucks

>posts thumbnail
How am I supposed to jerk off to this?

>p-pls Crowbro. I helped save you....
>Not like this, not like this.

kek'd
Thanks user

tell my cat to go get em boy

my cat attacks on command it took years but he eventually got used to the tone of my voice in that phrasing

I got a fucking mini panther on my side bro

>Find little flightless crow
>Name him crow bro
>Feed him every day for a while
>Weeks later realise he was actually a jackdaw
This doesn't really go anywhere but yeah
I'm still feeding him

Jackdaws are crows though.

Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow."

Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.

As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.

If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens.

So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.

Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't.

It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

Zyklon b

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found the autist

You give him your fucking wallet! Jeezus, eveyone else in this thread dies, crows never work alone the smart little buggers

turn 360 degrees and walk back to mum's basement while crow fucks my crush

fucking underrated lmao

Thank you, user.