Em just what if tho they're would be nobody but my epic gross germans

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Em just what if tho they're would be nobody but my epic gross germans

MPmaster
MPmaster

@CodeBuns
Lel worst year of my life

farquit
farquit

@MPmaster
Dude commies BTFO'ED

5mileys
5mileys

@MPmaster
I GOT SO FAR AND TRIED SO HARD

Firespawn
Firespawn

@CodeBuns
Serbia - Ethnically Cleansed
Kek. Which one of you Balkaniggas captioned that map?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@MPmaster
JAPAN COMES NEXT GOTTA GET THAT LEBENSRAUM

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@CodeBuns
BUMP FOR EPIC GREATER GERMANIA

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@CodeBuns
"Dude... let's invade and colonise the east n'shiet with our 75 million population while the east is populated by over 200+ million slavs."
"Dude.... let's to it lmao, Ebin Gross Germania Reich"
I heard about german genetic retardation, but i always thought it was a meme before.
Wtf was Hitler thinking?!
Even Kaiserreich just wanted a buffer puppet states like Ukraine to simply rule over.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Stark_Naked
If germany beat the soviet army it would have worked

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Lord_Tryzalot
It wouldn't. You're a deluded fuck

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Lord_Tryzalot
What worked?
Conquering it? Maybe.
Maintaining it? Not a fucking chance.
Germans were already having gigantic problems with partisans in the east who fucked much of their already garbage logistics.
Germans were so fucking inept logistically on feeding and maintaining big city populations that they basically abandoned any further plans of conquering Leningrad and so sieged it.

If they every managed to achieve A-A line, it would have been the eternal rebelion and uprisings in the east of over 150+ million population which is treated even more shitty then under Soviets.
Let's not even forget that if germans ever managed to take A-A line, it would kill off probably the same rate of their troops as in OTL and deplete the german manpower. Governing a huge territory such as the east would need gigantic manpower and monthly uprising killing thousands of troops would basically end the german occupation. The "Hunger plan" would basically be end of german occupation and being eternal rebellion which germans wouldn't be able to contain.

Lebensraum was probably the most autistic, retarded and absurd idea that kr*uts have ever fucking came up with.
Even early prototypes of it like Septemberprogramm, didn't even think about such absurd idea of colonising it, just making tons of puppet states and putting german kings/governers under it and germanize culturally some.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@PurpleCharger
feeding and maintaining big city populations

nah senpai just dont feed them, give them that old irish potato problem and blame it on the jews to the slav peasants

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@CodeBuns
Slovakia still around
Cz*chs resettled to the Urals
Heavenly timeline.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Spazyfool
If you don't feed the population you have just occupied, you would create thousand of hungry, fanatical, extremely angry mob which would have nothing to lose but to kill you and join the partiants.
Germs had to feed even poles durring the war to not make them butthurt.

The only reason why irish potato famine and holodomor worked, was because they already governed the land and basically isolated the starving population, Alesia style. Anglo literally blocked trading ships to Ireland and reduced them to starvation.
This kind of shit wouldn't work in German eastern front.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@CodeBuns
german being able to settle 20 million people in the east by 1970
Is this germanic autism i've been hearing about?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Spamalot
Yes, you have to restrict food supply to an isolated location, like the bongs did to the Bengalis. Then you can kill millions with little risk.

TechHater
TechHater

@Spamalot
You are right about needing to have governing control of the land to do it but the reichkommisariats that germany would have set up would have done that. The colonization of the east was going to take 50-100 years according to german planners. While ostland and poland would be getting colonized ukraine and rusland wouldnt be getting completely starved and massacred, it would have been a slow process comarable to manifest destiny. Germany also planned to emulate british india with divide and conquer tactics between the slavs. By the time russia was being colonized 70 years down the line german population wouldnt be as much of a problem also helped due to autistic german breeding programs and forced germanization of some slavs

Just to clarify not a stormfag just dont under estimate how strong goverments are once they have control of population and have abandoned human rights. The slavs would be deprived of education, right to transportation and subject to indoctrination from birth. they would be fucked

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Snarelure
can cram 20 billion people into a couple crematoriums within 5 years while fighting a multi-front war
can't resettle 20 million people in half a century

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Snarelure
look at the post war baby boom but imagine that for a state that tells its woman that they're place in society is to have as many children(5-7) as possible to spread german blood and has just gained and entire subcontinent of living space . The germans were autistic as fuck they would have spread like a disease if they weren't crushed in the east

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@hairygrape
except underpopulation in the old german territories would be a huge problem if you were to force 20 million people to move east and repopulate it.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@CodeBuns
Ywn live in North Brittania
why live?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@BunnyJinx
Ywn grow up in Edwardsdorf with qt swedish gf

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@CodeBuns
Bump.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@CodeBuns
Germans are gross in all concievable worlds desu, not just in yours.

farquit
farquit

@hairygrape
By 1945 american population was 140 million and their living enviorment was very peacefull without any war and baby boom was able to be a thing.
Germany in 1939 had population of 78 million, by end of the war in their victory, their military manpower would suffer probably the same casualties as they did in real life, if not worse. Governing a vast land such as eastern europe would need a lot of troops and it deprive the homeland of men, not even talking about how much would die just by governing and uprising...
German baby boom would be big, but not as big as American baby boom was, it would be a miracle of their population risen up past 100 by 1980's.
Germany wasn't some third world country like africa where poor classes breed like rabbits.
German breeding programs were not as good as people might believe, nazis euthanized tons of women because of slight illnesses.

user was right in a way. Best chance krauts had was to germanize slavs in their autistic culture, same way romans did to celts.
But in the end it wouldn't matter, Third Reich will still collapse due to their autistic economic practises and equally stupid leaders which will follow after Hitler kicks the bucket.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Lord_Tryzalot
20 billion
What are you, an anti-semite? It was 20 trillion.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@PurpleCharger

monthly uprising killing thousands of troops would basically end the german occupation.

Soviet partisans killed about 40,000 soldiers and security forces, half of them German soldiers. That makes on average less than 1,000 dead Germans per month. Mind you, that was during a time when Soviet partisans got massive support from the Red Army while Germans could generally only allocate inferior units for anti-partisan purposes. Given that situation, I don't see a lot of potential for a sudden escalation of German casualties caused by a rebellion AFTER the defeat of the regular Soviet army.

Germans were so fucking inept logistically on feeding and maintaining big city populations that they basically abandoned any further plans of conquering Leningrad and so sieged it.

That had nothing to do with "logistics" but with the intention to use food surpluses in the occupied areas for Germany and Western Europe instead of large Soviet cities. A capture of Leningrad was not possible anyway because German forces there were too weak.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Lord_Tryzalot
20 billion people were cremated

Disable AdBlock to view this page

Disable AdBlock to view this page