What has this area contributed to the world?

StonedTime
StonedTime

What has this area contributed to the world?

They are often admired, some even regard them as the master race because they live like kings because of their oil, but what have they REALLY contributed except cancerous memes and IKEA?

Even the greatest middle-eastern shithole has contributed more to humanity than these shitstains.

All urls found in this thread:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_wealth_per_adult
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gustavus_Adolphus_of_Sweden
PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@StonedTime
Why do people gotta hate on nordics cus of /pol/ shitposters?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Some science I guess. I agree that Nordic Europe is entirely overrated. This doesn't mean I think they should become le 56% face.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

paperclips

iluvmen
iluvmen

@StonedTime
Very little, but they produced some (2 or 3 i think) good scientists in the XX century.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@StonedTime
spread genes on every piece of land that is connected to the sea or a river

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Holy shit, stop with these fucking threads. Just because an amerimutt shitposter thinks he's as nordic as vikings doesn't mean you should hate them. Go back to your board.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@StonedTime
They are by far the most beatiful race physically speaking. All nordicism stems from this fact. Prove me wrong.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Emberburn
But they aren't spanish, dude.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Emberburn
blonde hair
Nope

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Emberburn
blond hair
blue eyes
Nope, not beautiful at all desu

JunkTop
JunkTop

@VisualMaster
@RumChicken
@SniperWish
darkies on damage control

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@SniperWish
Spaniards kinda look like neanderthals. Plus they're usually swarthy.

@RumChicken
@VisualMaster
The gook girls you lust after try their hardest to look nordic.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@StonedTime
@iluvmen
Also some writers like Kierkegaard, Ibsen, Strindberg and composers like Grieg.

farquit
farquit

@StonedTime
they live like kings because of their oil
That's Norway

takes2long
takes2long

@JunkTop
Every intellectual wants a spanish wife you brainlet.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@farquit
and norway is struggling with housing problems and unemployment.
inb4 gibs me dats
you gotta qualify for that shit and if you aint an immigrant you dont get it automatically

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@takes2long
ew. put that tranny away.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@kizzmybutt
*talks to you about books*

hnnnggg

WebTool
WebTool

@Emberfire
*talks to you about burning books*
ftfy

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@StonedTime
Beowulf, and the basics of the English language

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Emberfire
Looks 12 tbphwyf

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Emberfire
first trannys now pedobait.
No wonder the spaniards are inbred and without honour.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@TreeEater
This. Russia is Swedish.
England is Danish and Norwegian.
America was discovered by a Norwegian.
France is Danish.

Also, skaldic poetry, as well as a bunch of playwrights and composers from the 1800'ds.

That's just off the top of my head.

Soft_member
Soft_member

if you want to look at objective data, those countries are cleaner, richer, more socially equal and smarter(per IQ tests, but i dont doubt his disagrees), and taller(if this matters to you) than pretty much all others. its clear that living in shitty northern conditions exerted harsh selection on the populations living there. all the immigrants from those 'middle-eastern shitholes' you praise fail to meet scandinavians in any positive metric when they actually live in scandinavian countries, and surpass them in metrics like crime.

but you are exaggerating anyways, i've literally never seen anyone on his, randomly praising scandis. in fact i recall seeing posts like this more often.

they draw attention for the reasons i highlighted above, to westerners, they are a sort of 'Peak Aryan'

StonedTime
StonedTime

@StonedTime
richest people in the world
happiest people in the world
most beautiful people in the world
Discovered the New world
Created Russia
Created Great Britain
Linné
Celsius
Nobel
Egner
Arrhenius
H.C. Andersen
Orsted
Kierkegaard
Ericsson
Laval
Bohr
Ångström
Sturluson
Vikernes
Hardråda
Gustaf Adolf
Rollo
Rurik
Knútr

Stay mad shitskin

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@StonedTime
most beautiful people in the world
Only if you're a fucking mutt, nigger, Indian or otherwise inferior.

I'm a Ruskie and I find our women FAR more feminine and cute than the Germanic masculine-looking women.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@StonedTime
They have contributed; however, their contributions are overlooked compared to the more consequential thinkers historically

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Need_TLC
The gook girls you lust after try their hardest to look nordic
this
there is a reason why so many asian girls carry umbrellas at all times, they always want to be out of the sun so they cam be as pale as possible.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@StonedTime
Gustaf Adolf
It's Gustavus Adolphus Magnus

@PurpleCharger
Too bad that's only half the population, your men look like shit.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

tfw born a Sw*de
GET ME OUT REEEEEEE

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@StonedTime
Dynamite.
@PurpleCharger
They're pretty overrated desu.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Fried_Sushi
tfw born to finnish parents in sweden
Is there a more perfect man? No. Envy me, you lesser men.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Illusionz
caring about what men look like
As expected from a Swede

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@StonedTime
richest people in the world

Stopped reading there.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@PurpleCharger
Russkie
So Nordic mutt

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Evil_kitten
inb4 muh gdp

Still wrong.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Evil_kitten
@Poker_Star
not measuring by wages
t. brainlet

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Nude_Bikergirl
Median wealth is objectively the best form of measurement, because it measures the total wealth of the average person in the country. Measuring by income alone would fail to include several factors at play. Amerimutts have low median wealth for example because of high wealth inequality in the country, high housing/rent prices, college debt, healthcare costs, etc: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_wealth_per_adult

Lunatick
Lunatick

@iluvmen
don't forget about about based Carl Linnaeus, the founder of modern taxonomy

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

ooga booga
muh dick
Whoa, so this is the power of Nordic culture?

WebTool
WebTool

@BlogWobbles
Beowulf was written by the Anglo-Saxons, mongoloid, and the oldest copy dates to half-a-millennium after the Angles, Saxons and Jutes migrated to Britain
It's literally like saying the works of Diego Velázquez are a modern Mexican achievement

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Nude_Bikergirl
I have literally never earned a wage in my life and I guarantee I am wealthier than you.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@New_Cliche
You are still ugly though

Bidwell
Bidwell

@StonedTime
In the past 3-4 centuries, I guess they did some science stuff like Taxonomy under Linnaeus, and iirc they changed warfare in Northern Europe in the 17th/18thC.
Before that, fucking nothing besides landing on 'Murica and confusing the fuck out of archaeologists in Canadistan.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

""nordids""
beautiful
ah, I sure love the Jew-nosed, primitive-browed, sunken-eyed, and s t i c c aesthetic (at least for the women)

Evilember
Evilember

@Raving_Cute
damn you got him user

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Evilember
no he got me
I feel so poor, he is so much wealthier than me :(

hairygrape
hairygrape

@StonedTime

People with blonde hair and blue eyes have the potential to look very pretty if they're in reasonably good condition. That's it. That's why. They look good. This is what everybody wishes that they looked like. It's vain, but it really is that simple.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@hairygrape
You might be a homo bro.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@StonedTime
Sweden
oil

Emberfire
Emberfire

@AwesomeTucker
Italy is the 4th-5th richest country in the world

I mean, I could spend all day picking apart all the problems with retarded formula, but this should already be enough of a red flag to dismiss this whole pile of shit.

I visited Italy and
Got pickpocketed
Saw somebody go in to a convulsion in the middle of the street, nobody really cared
Hotel room was tiny as fuck, several channels devoted to anime, absolutely nothing interesting on
Everyone looks Mexican, parking lots don’t even exist, people will just park literally wherever,
Saw the most poverty-stricken public wedding I’ve ever seen in my life

Sorry, but Italy is a hellhole.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@StonedTime
Sweden in particular has contributed a ton to the sciences

Illusionz
Illusionz

@StonedTime
This +

The Normans, Goths, Saxons all came from here. Remove them and you remove 50% of Europe's history.

Like a recent BBC documentary commented on the Normans, because these Nordic settlers assimilated wherever they went and abandoned their Nordic/Viking past we have largely ignored their influence. They may not have produced Europe's greatest thinkers but they were Europe's greatest doers. They're as important as the Latins. If you're looking for the weak link in European peoples, it's probably the Slavs - if we're talking culture. Still great warriors though, Europe owes it's survival to the barrier they formed to the East.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@PurpleCharger
I remember exactly how this memery developed. When /int/ got created back in 2010, a bunch of Nordic shitposters started spamming those "Scandinavian master race" and "Success breeds jealousy" memes in every fucking thread, there was a semi-retarded Swedish tripfag called Anonymouse who was particularly cringy. This was countered by the "Sweden YES" forced meme and Swedes were shat on for being faggots, cucks and irrelevant pussies ever since.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@StonedTime
grand strategy games

disclaimer: I was paid for this post

likme
likme

@Crazy_Nice
Begone paradox shill

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Garbage Can Lid
tbf, sweden is pretty retarded, but pretty much all scandis find the whole "master race" thing cringy. maybe because we are naturally self descriptive.

FastChef
FastChef

my nordic ass is on fire
LMAO, snownegros can't take bant?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Fuzzy_Logic
pale =/= white
Being pale in asian culture (korea at least) implies being indoors a lot and is equated with having a high social status and education with a white collar job.
I personally do not like this line of thinking in the culture, doing manual labor is a honorable job and this sort of "tradition" (it mostly emerged since industrialization) is really pathetic to be honest

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@RavySnake
they also do eye surgery to make their eyes look wider, there is definitely some aim to look more 'white' so to speak, it seems to happen in many other countries too(like India) I believe it is a consequence of colonialism and for the Koreans association with america, a country they're a little bit obsessed with.

massdebater
massdebater

@MPmaster

World would be better off if Russia didn't exist.

Danes in England changed nothing.

Discovery of America by Vikings lead to nothing.

France isn't Danish.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Emberburn
That's absolute bullshit, and anyone who visited Scandinavia can confirm.
Slavic women are far more beautiful (on average), and men in Southern Europe are generally more attractive too.
Besides, that's just fucking looks. Quite irrelevant for this thread. It's literally the most boring and irrelevant region of Europe, historically.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@MPmaster
Russia is Swedish
Perhaps formed by Swedes. Their progeny was Slavic after a generation, as demonstrated by their Slavic names.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@DeathDog
Slavs are the tusken raiders of earth

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@whereismyname
First man in space was a Slav. I bet that makes you buttdevastated. What did your irrelevant backwater accomplish, besides inventing 67 genders?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@whereismyname
And yet still contributed a lot more than a fucking cheese slicer. Dumb Nordshit animal.

Techpill
Techpill

@StonedTime
They are american's wet dream: white, without any culture and """"progressive"""".. i do not expect anymore any american to value cultural output more than skin colour at this point..

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Emberfire
And yet Italy is still on average wealthier and have a higher IQ than any Scandinavian country
Pretty sad

StonedTime
StonedTime

Sweden revolutionized warfare and organization of government and saved protestantism in the 17th century

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gustavus_Adolphus_of_Sweden

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@whereismyname
produce nothing but the fucking Vikings
call anyone a Tusken raider

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@w8t4u
Source for that m7?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@StonedTime
live like kings because of their oil
That's only the Norwegians though

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Garbage Can Lid
@Deadlyinx
Slavs butthurt over being ugly squatters detected

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Because they objectively are the master race.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Soft_member
@StonedTime
This.
Niggas are OP in a lot of metrics, and nowadays have a disproportionate amount of scientific research, when taking into account papers published and shit.
Also, their social trust is really good(they are POSITIVE about paying taxes, since they believe gov gets shit done)

Unironically, hats off to them.
They may be insanely retarded when it comes to socialism and progressive bullshit, but that's another story.

@PurpleCharger
Germanic masculine-looking women.
This.
Tall blondies are a big fetish of mine, but they always look so "manly", with pronounced jawlines and all.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@takes2long
Hideous

massdebater
massdebater

@Need_TLC
implying mediterranean girls arent the best

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Soft_member
smarter
their iq doesn't seem that impressive but maybe migrants are having an effect on it.

'Peak Aryan'
stop misusing the word aryan.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Garbage Can Lid
Anonymouse
/int/ pre-flag was pretty solid

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Emberfire
Experience as a tourist
Experience as a local

You had a bad vacation, doesnt mean a country is bad.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Garbage Can Lid

Actually the >YES meme com from the:
Countryname
YES
YES
YES
YES
meme

Soft_member
Soft_member

You know in Greece light traits are associated with stupidity....

likme
likme

Considering their tiny population compared to the rest of Europe, I think they've done alright.

Playboyize
Playboyize

We came up with this

Evilember
Evilember

@MPmaster
America was discovered by a Norwegian.
Technically he was Icelandic, though Iceland was pretty much just a Norwegian settlement at that time so it's not really wrong. Anyway he can't be credited with discovering America because the settlement was a failure and they all left and didn't bother with America ever again, then Columbus found it later.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@lostmypassword
looks like a literal caveman painting
it's from the Bronze Age

lmao

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@DeathDog
Swedes tied with the sausage nigs I see.

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