Alright I can't believe I'm asking this but Im asking for help from the chan
chick and I have been flirting with each other at the gym for like a month to the point of physical teasing. I'm stuck in the locker room right now and I need help.
>today gym she is here we start flirting again got to the point im sitting on a bench with legs on both sides of bench and she just sits in front of me talking to her friend shes working out with she gets up and makes it a point to kinda push her butt near my face every time >finish gym and take shower start walking out of locker room and she stops me immediately asking if I can take her home since her friend left but I can see her friend near the front desk on phone >she says I can take a shower at her place since her roomate isnt back yet from vacation she can see Im completely wet and already taken a shower >I laugh and say sure let me get something from my locker
what do I do fit Im a fucking virgin and I have never even bought condoms she giggled when i said sure and said she needed a shower as well im freaking the fuck out i don't want to fuck this up and have to change gyms!
Caleb Rivera
Jus B Urself
Angel Baker
go to her place and make out, maybe fuck if she has condoms.
have fun.
Lincoln Brown
Why would you use a condom?
Just go with the flow and fake it till you make it.
Also if you think you're gonna cum too fast just think about baseball or dead puppies.
God speed user
Isaiah Brown
are you for real? just go to her place and fuck her
Julian Bailey
Sounds like a slut Buy condoms
Daniel Price
I don't understand why you didn't just explain that you were trying to leave humanity behind and didn't have time for gainz goblins
Ethan Thomas
he spills his spaghetti a lot, obviously. we were all shitty once
Levi Nguyen
>we were all shitty once >still posting on Veeky Forums Pick one
Tyler Reed
>Go to her place >Before things heat up for real >Tell her it's been a long time since you started losing weight and going to the gym and you would love for her to take the lead for sometime.
Voilaaa..
Cooper Allen
alright fine, we're both shitty
Levi Gonzalez
>Alright I can't believe I'm asking this but Im asking for help from the chan
Don't worry breh, you've come to the right place!
Parker Thompson
Act like you want to fuck her, have a good time you lucky bastard. Also how tall are you?
Nathan Morgan
Ask her if she's an archaeologist
Asher Morgan
You get to her place, make out with her, maybe ask her to suck your dick, if you don't wanna say you're a virgin say you haven't had sex in 3 months, that'll explain why you cum quick the first time, then penor in vagoo and make sure you pull out.
Ryan Bell
Allright guys I literally just came to the gas station to fill up to full just to see responses. I stopped pumping just to get more time and will tell her its slow
so all the advice is relax and sex her should I like try to sex her the moment we walk in like start putting the moves on or wait. What if she doesnt have condoms and expected me to have some should I go back inside the gas station and buy those 2 pack things?
On the drive over she was talking about how she was watching me get stronger over the past month and said shed be afraid if I was her bf since I could force her to do anything then kinda like changed subjects super fast about pokemon and if I played.
When I get to her place I'll act like I'm putting stuff in my trunk to see if there is any last advice before I either make it or fuck it up and leave to come home early. I'll ask if shes an archeologist if she says no I'll use the full line
Hudson Roberts
Don't ask the archeaologist shit you fucking idiot. When you get to her place and step in go in for a kiss and go on from there. Tell her how you've seen her change over the past months and hint that you are attracted to her. If you're not confident your going to pull out buy condoms right now
Julian Martinez
Even right now when your driving in your car grab her hand and hold onto it if your capable of driving with one hand but your too autistic too figure out what to do so I doubt you could
Grayson Clark
Just be natural op. DO NOT DROP THE SPAGHETTI Also whats the full archaeologist thingy
Michael Howard
Just buy the condoms at the gas station fool
Jordan Gray
DO NOT fucking use the archaeologist line don't jump into sex right away, just run your hand over her thigh and casually escalate into a fingering, and i think you know where to go from there.
Jason Allen
incoming spgahetti story
mods pls dont delete
Andrew Sanchez
Pls no archaeologist. Buy condoms for sure. Foreplay first or she wont be wet. When you make out push her back against the wall bitches love that shit. Just go for it as soon as you two walk through the door. If doesn't reciprocate she was teasing you all along.
Alexander Rivera
Ask if she has a gag reflex
James Ross
NO LINES
OP, THINK
SHE WANTS TO FUCK YOU AS YOU ARE, YOU DON'T NEED TO DO ANYTHING
don't gas stations have condoms?
also, when you guys start turning up, just do whatever you want, whatever feels natural. worst case scenario, she stops you from one thing at one time and you continue as you were
Nathan King
Ask her to join you in the shower retard
Kevin Bell
Hahhahaah c'mon user
Jackson Evans
do not do some beta shit like telling her your a virgin or saying its been a while or anything close to that, girls dont want to hear that shit just try to flirt like you have been doing and act the way she is acting so its not akward, make it seem natural
Wyatt Morales
>dont be beta >be insecure and pretend you're not going to cum in 15 seconds so she'll be pleasantly surprised when you do
Isaiah Williams
> godspeed op
Josiah Martin
if he cums then he cums there is absolutely no advantage to not owning himself and going on as he has, which has been clearly proven to work for him
Henry Sullivan
I think I spaghettied but I can't tell if she noticed or not. So I filled up and told her I wanted to get a muscle milk or whatever she asked for one as well it was my way of buying the condoms without her wondering why I went back in to the store. My wallet is stuffed with money for tomorrow which doesnt matter but I just thought of movies where they had the condom in wallets so I just stuffed it just inside and closed the wallet not putting it in a pocket or whatever since itd be easier to grab
I give her the muscle milk and we start driving to her place shes giving me directions. We are making small talk about the gym when I used the archeologist line yeah I see now everyone saying not to use thanks I needed that earlier.
I ask her if she is one and she laughs no and asks why then I say the full line. She gets quiet then says is that why you have this she grabbed my wallet from the cup holder since I always put it there and I just now realized the condom wrapper was sticking out a little and she was holding it in her hand . I have never felt this hot before in my life but tried playing it cool and just said yes if Im going to fail Id rather not get into her house to fail and just do it now. It got very quiet till she said she stinks and might need to take a shower before me
She is waiting for me inside her apartment I said I need to grab some stuff . I guess I didn't fuck up that bad if she is still letting me in .
Fuck since this is user I can say I'm scared my hearts racing as fuck man.
Gabriel Phillips
GO IN FOR THE KILL, IF SHE DIDNT DROP YOU AFTER THAT FUCK UP YOU'RE IN user
William Diaz
He can tell her to suck his dick first.
Advantages: Better sex for girl, 2 cums, dick gets sucked
You fucked up bad retard now she thinks you're autistic because you didn't pick up on her inviting you to shower with her and she just verbally and obviously retracted that offer.
Jason Foster
dude you're not gonna make it, bail out now
John Gomez
Amazing
Matthew Fisher
user.. You're making it.
I'm so proud. Get in there champ ;_;
Gavin Thomas
ALRIGHT LADS PLACE YOUR BETS ON THE OUTCOME OF THIS THREAD
500 SHEKELS OP SPAGHETTI'S BEFORE THE FIRST KISS
Christian Perez
This is how you do it. Its how I lost my virginity. Talk big, be confident. Whats the worse that happens? You go to a different gym?
Gabriel Long
>go to a different gym a fate worse than death
Julian Cruz
ok guys she actually did start taking a shower before me and now im just sitting on her bed
We came in and she told me to put my stuff in her room and showed me around then said to absolutely never ever ever ever touch a certain drawer while we were standing next to it but she just kept standing there looking at me. I think she wanted me to open it so I did and it was her bra and panties stuff to which she got like play angry yelling no while hitting me a little on my arm
she said she was going to take a shower first and to wait for her on her bed . my heart is racing as fuck Ive never been this closed to a naked girl before fuck it I'm fucking up who cares if I say that
ok i just started sweating and my hearts racing this might be my last post hopeful or you will get another soon . She is yelling at me to get her a towel and telling me where it is but to keep my eyes closed when she opens the door .
im just going to try to figure out foreplay then see how long I can last when she falls asleep i will leave fuck this might be my first time having sex thanks fit if it works
Jack Flores
I believe in our baby boy. Don't be a faggot.
Evan Russell
suspense is building desu
Samuel Parker
why would you? worst case scenario just delete the memory and act like nothing ever happened, no need to change anything
John Peterson
HE FUCKING DID IT, HE USED THE ARCHAEOLOGIST LINE Holy shit OP I'm all out of words here hats off to you.
Ryan Anderson
Don't just fucking bail after you guys fuck, stay for the awkward morning.
Who knows, you could be her oneitis.
Easton Morales
you can do it, just don't shit the bed
Thomas Lee
not sure, but she may be testing to see if you'll go in there
i'm not sure because, you know, i can't see her
Colton Fisher
Holy shit op go over there you idiot she wants you to get on the shower with her
Zachary Gray
lol, if this isn't fake, she knows you are an autistic beta ass virgin, she is teasing you.
Good thing is it seems she wants to fuck you anyway, so, good luck
Noah Lee
READ if he's never been this close to naked girl, no way he'll get through foreplay
Adrian Bennett
Is this whole thread a ruse? The dude's typing paragraphs literally next to her.
Julian Young
Yep, it's pretty obvious, he didn't take anyone's advice, the story is pre-written.
Alexander Green
so as some of us have been commenting, she may be wanting you to go in there, even if she told you not to go
the rule she gave you with the drawer may very well have been an overt hint >she told you not to do something, and straight up waited for you to do the opposite
don't be an idiot user
Jonathan Bell
user are you seriously going to wait on her bed? take off your clothes u fucking beta and get in the shower with her she obviously wants to fuck, hurry up nigger
Dylan Butler
>I asked him to get a towel for me >and then I he came in ass naked and tried to get in the shower with me
Henry Evans
>she told you not to do something, and straight up waited for you to do the opposite
And that is why it's hard to sympathize with so many of the rape victims today
Isaac Ross
Wait until she pulls out a strap on or some shit >plot twist >SHE wants to FUCK you
Alexander Foster
do you not see she wants to fuck him this whole time? your a fucking idiot. she purposely forgot a towel. might as well start the fug early
Jaxon Lopez
Thats how you get a bitch pregnant, use a condom user
Jack Ross
no, it's not hard at all maybe you're trying to be funny, but there are people who seriously think that
her giving him these hints and playfully flirting with him is in no way the same as someone asking a girl for sex, and then proceeding regardless of violent opposition
Andrew White
its about going through the motions and doing the dance, no matter what youll be the autist if you went into the bathroom naked
Colton Fisher
yea user burst into her shower with a towel over your dong and yell surprise and grope her breasts
Adam Miller
kek
Juan Richardson
>She is yelling at me to get her a towel and telling me where it is but to keep my eyes closed when she opens the door . dude she straight up wants you to fuck her
fucking seriously, she's holding you by the fucking hand and babystepping everything
fucking a man
Leo Gray
please respond
Mason Nguyen
Oh man i had a great laugh. Also nice paragraph typing skills
Logan Powell
let her babystep the virgin user, it's easier this way
Matthew Jones
>sperging out over an user's obliviousness, despite the girl obviously taking care of everything
been caught slippin desu
Christopher Moore
It's better than being autistic and literally having her do everything for you. It makes you look more like a man if you just go in. Plus fugging in the shower is based.
Lincoln Kelly
>works out to get a nicer body that will attract females for sex >attracts a female that is telling you that she wants to have sex with you >gets scared and doesn't want to have sex If you're this autistic just stop working out and stay at home. Fuck
Michael Evans
this is the most hilarious thing I have read all day >this will probably end up happening to me
Cooper Mitchell
>tfw I'm a nigga with dreads and have to tell girls I don't want to fuck in the shower because my hair will get wet
This hurts the masculinity.
Andrew Parker
I really can't discern what you are trying to say
Henry Carter
What's the archaeologist line please help
Brody Gonzalez
fake as shit and undeserving of its own thread. post this shit in a feels thread where it belongs.
James Miller
please show an a non-autistic scenario that would lead to sex in the show in OP's case
Juan Robinson
im sorry user, why dont u just cut the dreads and get a fade instead?
Anthony Jackson
>Is that why you have this?
10/10 story telling, great lead-up
Parker Ramirez
Towel over the dong? I real CHAD would just put a sock, her sock to make it look bigger
Camden Rogers
OP's an anime watching porn addict for making up stories on a friday night. Keep the fantasies to yourself, virgin.
I'm disappointed in Veeky Forums for eating this shit up but I now realize the actual demographic of this board. Bunch of betas.
Lincoln Taylor
I have a big bone for you to inspect
Gavin Sanchez
Well considering how she literally hinted to both of them showering at the same time >she says i can take a shower at her place >she said she needed a shower as well if he literally went into the bathroom and took off his clothes i doubt she would consider that autistic at all. She's obviously horny and would let him smash whether or not it was autistic and OP's probably going to do something even more autistic than doing what I stated.
Jose Baker
>his whole literal plan is to pull the naked man like an autist skipping foreplay and the buildup
Nathan Rodriguez
I bet OP would be shit at foreplay anyway since he hasn't even seen a girl naked before you fuck. Who said they couldn't rub up on eachother and make out in the shower and him fingerbanging her? You're dull as fuck user
Luis Collins
if you think the naked man is a great route for a first fuck with a girl you are the dumb one
Colton Nelson
Sure it might not be a good route but OP is a complete sperg and would probably end up going on a way worse route. Nothings better than sex in the shower
Carson Watson
Get her to talk to you about random shit by feigning interest. Respond in a way that allows her to talk more (ie: "that shows funny I like that one character")
Nicholas Martinez
the greentext is my behavior
then i admit that i have been caught slippin ie put myself in a bad situation, making a mistake, fucked up and now paying for it
Xavier Gonzalez
even if OP wasn't a virgin the naked man is just being retarded and creates much more risk than necessary
Jayden Turner
...
Liam Butler
why don't you get a high fade
black hair w high fade aesthetic as fuark
Nolan Hill
What risk is there? The girl obviously is going to have sex with him and is ignoring his autism
Jonathan Price
They look good (imo), attract the snow bunnies, and cover up the receding hairline. Since I'm mixed and speak without a trace of the "Ebonics accent" hair alone hasn't hindered any of my employment.
The shower thing isn't that big of a deal because a substantial amount of girls will turn down shower sex for the same reason.
Colton Bennett
being if you don't do the dance its a turn off you nitwit
the moment she invited him over its obvious she wanted to fuck doesn't mean he can strip down in her living room and fuck her right there
Hunter Jackson
>dreads and no ghetto talk are you a wizard user?
Carter Price
OP is the most autistic fag ever.
Who is asking for advice from a fucking internet community right before they get laid?
Nolan Foster
not him but dreads aren't a ghetto thing
Isaiah Martinez
in chicago they are
Isaac Butler
OP if you do sleep over, take a picture of her in bed before you leave and for God's sake turn the flash off and turn off all sounds/volumes