Things you'll never hear a fitizen say

Things you'll never hear a fitizen say

I am not gay.

I like women

I'm pleased with myself

Damn she's hot.

I'm ok with my height.

I squat in the Smith machine

I'm just fine at 5'5"

I made it

>tfw when you realize the road is the actual goal

>Hey, I'm . Give me your number.

/thread

I hate dick

>I love you

i am happy

Things you'll never hear a fitizen say

I do cardio

I'm attracted to women with meat on their bones.

I don't want to kill myself

s-sorry, i don't like to swallow

Fuck you. I only have one leg

>Thanks, dad.

This

Anything intelligent.

Australian? If so, I may have seen you, you're pretty boss.

Damn...

I'm glad I wasted my noobgains building a strength base even though I'm a bodybuilder

I don't like licking penis

>I lift for women

Do cardio its great for keeping fit, and keeping your heart healthy.

...

I do cardio though, as do a lot of people here

Come back Jeff!

You can't 'waste' noobgains
Why do you even think that could be a thing
Your propensity for gains only decreases as you make them, not over X amount of time or whatever bullshit you think happens

kek I love how retarded Veeky Forums is

>I'd like to introduce you to my girlfriend

>I skipped my evening cardio to grab some krispy kremes with my girlfriend

Yes homo

I lift.

that wounded me more than it should