>did you just touch my girl faggot? put your fucking hands up
I seriously hope you all know how to fight
>did you just touch my girl faggot? put your fucking hands up
I seriously hope you all know how to fight
ayy lmao
>tfw no cardio
>Oh that's a girl?
>tfw have been training for a real life combat scenario since childhood (bullshitfu since age 10, real MA later)
>tfw no opportunity to get in a real fight ever
;_;
>take out tactical pipe bomb
Your move faggot.
I train muay thai 3 days a week, and it's fucking hell on earth, cardio af. and it seems to take up my entire week, im literally getting only half of potential gains.
But i always take the confidence i get from the skill for granted, until i get in a heated situation.
Sometimes i just think, 'I'm probably a lot stronger than most people i could end up in a fight with', which is definitely quite worthwhile.
...
>touching girls
*pops hilt of kanata out of its sheathe with my thumb*
*puts toothpick in mouth*
tsk
*teleports behind you*
no hard feelings kid, the cards just weren't dealt in your favour*
*puts toothpick in mouth*
*slices him in two*
*puts toothpick in mouth*
requiescat in pace
*flicks kanata at floor cleaning it of blood*
*sheathes it*
*puts toothpick in mouth and walks away*
>punch his stupid face.
>he's still wearing fucking shades at night.
>shades break into his eyes, trip him.
>he has his hands over his eyes crying for help.
>"pfft, I was seriously hoping you would do much better. hahahahahaahaha!".
>teleport out of there before the cops show up.
Gold
anuu cheeki breeki iv damke!
Russians are the scariest whites, hands down.
If the guy isn't russian just start yelling at him in russian (learn some fight phrases) and he'll probably back off.
Hmph. Wait till you see my bankai fgget.
Probably pretty true. I have not met many Russian cuckolds.
It is true, we have most beautiful women.
Do you feel seduced by her beauty?
I wrestled in high school, did various sports, lifted through college, and am in the police academy right now.
I'm not the best fighter, but am pretty competent when it comes to this kind of stuff.
make it even better, learn ridiculous phrases like 'good day, i hope your mother is well', if you say it angry enough, in Russian, it'll probably sound intimidating.
all I can see is carpet
this
play csgo for a week or so and your russian swearing will beflawless
those fucking carpets though
my grandma had them too but put them down because gramps said he had enough of that depressing brown shit on the walls
ayy lmao
ayy
I find it pretty much impossible to be intimidated by any asian or white dude.
Pale skin is just not scary
>mexican btw
Post your Gym bag
Pic related : The bag I'm thinking to get, will I look like a faggot ?
yes
>browsing /k/ and Veeky Forums at the same time
>temporarily forget which board I'm on