You are in the club and this guy patronizes your gf's ass, what do you do?
You are in the club and this guy patronizes your gf's ass, what do you do?
Surely not get him into a car and crash it.
GOLEM GET YE GONE
GOLEM DON'T PATRONIZE US
I offer him a job as my personal chauffeur of course.
What's the objective of having 6 tits?
Speed holes
The uncrashable fridge
self sufficient on producing protein in milk
built in airbags
throw punch at speed of car
ask to see his ass
>design car for homo sapiens
>design humanoid to survive car crashes in cars made for homo sapiens
"artists" always find new ways to waste their time
>build a factory for corkscrews
>design an alien utensil that could be made in the factory
why do these imbeciles get news coverage
Tell him/her/cis that mib called. They want the light of Zartha back.
>artists
it was the victorian government lmao. australians perfecting irl shitposting too
Hit him with my car
protecting internal organs you flippin' dork
not
>you're walking down the street and this guy crashes into your girlfriend's ass
I leave him alone. He has the perfect body structure for surviving a car accident therefor superior genes that should be passed down. My girlfriend will be taking his cock whether she likes it or not.
Breast enhancement facilities make 6 times their original profits.
Its all a conspiracy started by the plastic surgeon committee.
Tell him he is the superior male.
Challenge him to a game of chicken
Tell him "G'day cunt. I'll bloody kill yah you pooftah. No bloke ever touch my cunt like that. I'll beat you bogan style and have a ciggy on yah mate"
>not VB
YA BLEW IT DINGUS
oi graham ya cunt chuck us a tinny
Give a bloke a bloody break. I'm having brekkie, still half rotten from last night.
would this guy be the best boxer in the world?
challenge him to a car crashing duel
Maybe, but he doesn't seem like he could hit very hard. Just immune to kos, would most likely lose on points all the time
OP, leave Branch Warren alone
cuck
RUMPELSTILTSKIN
challenge him to digimon
They really ought to make the female version of this guy
...
Kill it before it starts playing mind games.
PLEASE GOLEM, DON'T PATRONIZE US
Okay, I've seen this a lot lately. What the hell is it? It's not real, is it?
Goddammit is this what happens when you let people with down syndrome breed?
It's a car crash survivor,be more respectful
PLEASE GOLEM, DON'T PATRONIZE US
that's our boy hemingway
it's the modern american
please golem, don't patronize us
>7 vaginas
at least he's seen a vagina
PLEASE GOLEM, DON'T PATRONIZE US