What's the most no homo thing you've done Veeky Forums?

Had a guy come suck me off an hour ago and I sucked him off too. What a fag though my dick was bigger. I was thinking about a girl the whole time so it's not gay.

I fapped to Marco Rubi

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I read that as Marco Rubio. Sad!

Told my friend I was impossible to wake me up the first hour I was asleep when we were like 12. Was going to scare him when he tried to write on my face or something.

Instead he sucked me off every night and slowly moved to anal over a few weeks. He was bad at first but learned to lick the shaft and not use his teeth. Got to a point he could make me cum in a few minutes and he's always swallow what little came out. Sometimes he'd keep going and keep me hard till I came again.
No homo though. We both grew up straight as an arrow.

I fucked both of them at the same time. He was tied up and blindfolded. They are married. It was fun. I was screaming "NO HOMO" all the time so it wasn't gay.

I met my bf on Veeky Forums
Just finished douching my bussy for him. yay.

i fapped thinking of my own dick and body

In college I had a habit of getting drunk with two friends/roomates and watching terrible syfy channel movies.

While watching "age of dinosaurs" on a hot day we realize that we couldn't work the thermostat. So instead of trying to it figure out we loudly announced that only "little bitches" use thermostats and just whipped our shirts off "like real men."

We then squeezed together on a too-small couch as we had decided it would be "socially weak" to go get a chair.

When the one other guy who lived there got back he walked in on us cuddling, shirtless and sweaty.

Not a gay thing... it's like a wolf-pack thing, knowwhatimsayin?

I've had a few experiences fit but i'm definitely not gay.

>be me
>weird neet friend invites me to house party
>don't have anything on that night so decide to go
>get there and theres my friend, 2 chicks, and another guy
>one chick is skinny with black hair, kinda emo looking
>other chick is chubby with short hair and a lip ring
>proceed to drink a lot and do whatever
>i'm the only one thats somewhat in shape
>we decide to do runs down the street in our underwear
>both girls are mirin cause the other guy is skelly af, and my friend is fat
>get back to house
>blonde chick wants to make out
>lol k whatever, not that attracted but why not
>finish making out

This is where it gets weird
>other guy says to come out back for a second
>lol ok
>go out into shed
>he gets on his knees
>what the fuck are you doing?
>i thought you would've picked up i'm gay... come on i just want to see it
>no dude that's weird
>grabs my zip and unbuttons my pants
>alright whatever, lets see where this goes
>he pulls out my dick and i'm flaccid af
>starts sucking on it
>puts everything into it, trying his hardest
>can feel beard on my dick
>still soft
>tell him to stop, i'm not enjoying it
>leave and go back inside
>other guys ask where i was
>tell them i needed to piss
>go home after that, feeling weird as fuck.

I let a buddy of mine fuck me, and cum in my ass for the extra testosterone. We live together now but only because our late night test boosting sessions would last so late we had to crash at each others cribs almost every night anyway. Long story short we got engaged for tax reasons. No homo.

Justin is my goalbod desu. Don't have exceptionally high standards.

>despite being gay as apple pie
You might be gay, but if you say things like this you're a faggot.

Made out with a guy, sadly didn't get the chance to pierce his boipucci

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Hugged a classmate in 8th grade. We were both in our underwear and we had just won our junior high football conference's championship. We were both in just our jock straps. His dick was 8 inches and he weighed 160 at 8% bodyfat. Pretty sure he benched 365 while weighing 190 at 6% when we graduated. He's plays D2 football now

Had sex with a man as a top, made out with another 3on different occasions, briefly sucked one of their dicks, got my dick sucked by all 4 of them.

Fucked 6 different tranny escorts in the ass, took it anally from one of them.

Otherwise I've had sex with 4 civilian girls and 5 escorts and hooked up with another few, dating a chick right now. I'm only 21 years old and lost my v card and first kiss a year and 2 months ago.

Me and one of my friends were on a training cruise with a maritime school and three of us laid in a single bunk and jerked ourselves off through our shorts. We then started poking each other with our boners through our shorts and we called one of my friends gay for not being able to get hard. No homo.

Did he use steroids? Censuses claim that 5% of 8-12th graders have used steroids at least once

Watch sfm taker pov videos.

got a massage from a male

no homo

my hot married neighbor caught me looking at his ass when he was bending over picking up a basketball
He made eye contact with me from over his shoulder while he was bent over.

He's 6'5'', brown hair, blue eyes, and was wearing red basketball shorts...
that shit is mine

>Kinda know this one guy from school
>End up seeing him at the gym a lot
>Lift together, etc
>Go out to bars once or twice
>Find out he's gay from another person, don't really give a shit
>He introduces me to other dudes he knows at the gym
>All dudes are either super jacked or powerlifter mode
>Gym regulars go to bars together sometimes and shit
>Go along with them a few times via friend

tldr they were all gay. Every single one of them. And it took me forever to figure it out

We never went to gay bars and they never did anything overtly gay with each other. But they were all gay and they all fucked each other. And I hung out with them on occasion. All pretty chill dudes though.

wow,
you're a thot lol
sorry I forgot to say no homo

I fucked a guy in the ass.

Our balls didn't touch so that didn't make it gay. No homo.

>Fucked a guy in the ass and didn't even do it vigorously enough that his ball sack swung into the other ball sack on every stroke

My balls tend to retract whenever I'm humping away. How do I stop this?

Creampied a 19yo passing trap with a huge ass something like 14 hours ago, he left recently

No homo

Just kidding, boys with hips and ass like girls are life

I went on craiglist looking for a massage

Found a guy who was like 60 giving free nude massage

We were both nude and he rubbed me all over

I could feel his dick on my butthole and he was pushing it in

So i said "do you have a condom" and he said don't worry I'm not gonna fuck you it's just a massage

Then he gave me a handy

That's probably the gayest thing in this thread. Gayer than fucking men.

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are you actually gay, or were you just into a 60 year old dude analy penetrating you.

Stick things up my ass, no homo.

Might as well make it official.

Got paid $100 to cum in a dudes mouth. No homo

And how was he at anal. For science. n-no homo

He looks pretty cute I'd do him

What is this scene from?

Really awkward at first and he couldn't get it in (too tight) so I found him using my markers and shit trying to stretch himself out.

how did you fuck on mDMA senpai

i'm usually not down

I suck myself to completion. On a regular basis.

I looked it up, it's from a show called Looking

Heh. Well boys will be boys amirite

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I got a mini erection when some one posted trappychans picture.

in my defense I thought it was a picture of a girl, until I read the title.

i can but i wont bust a nut unless cialis is involved

is futa gay? cus if there are two futas, its pretty much two dicks=biologically, two guys

Yes, but it's also two vaginas. The gay is equaled out.

PLUS two pairs of tits. That alone makes it tip over to the straight area.

2 vagina
2 pairs of tits
2 dicks

do the fucking math

Suck my best friend's cock while we're all high on molly

>not attracted to a girl
>have a gay guy suck your dick in a shed
>not gay

You sure about that?

My friend's gay friend talked me into sex when we were drunk. Didn't give a shit so I rolled with it.

Not gay though since I didn't get hard.

>straight
>enjoy anally pleasuring myself with a wide variety of toys on a daily basis
>the thought of being pegged is an extreme turn on to me
>I've tasted my own cum before and used it as lube once.
>I'm a size Queen. The thicker the better.

okay i fucked up there. i meant dickgrills, i think. the ones that have an anus, testicles and a dick. then you'd have
2 pairs of tits
2 pairs of nuts
2 dicks
see what i mean? theyre almost men. i literally analyze pictures to see if there is gaystuff or not (e.g. you cant see tits/face, solo masturbation etc.)

thats actually correct. inb4 hurr durr you had gay sex=ur gay

if youve had gay sex and didnt enjoy it, youre as straight as can be really

>do the fucking math

You + Futa = faggot

Yeah dude you mean shemales you gay fuck.
If it's shemale on male that's pretty straight but shemale on shemale is homo.

Futas aren't real and I wouldn't want to fuck one. I only fap to futa on female.

Anyway if futas were real it wouldn't be gay if you fuck the vagina.