TFW parents are considering kicking me out

>TFW parents are considering kicking me out
>TFW my gym is 24/7 and you're allowed to sleep there if you wish

T-thank you gym... You truly are my best ally...

You're not allowed to sleep there

They allow people to.

where would they allow you to sleep

do they have beds

what kind of a gym has beds

There's no gym that lets people sleep on their premises. Unless it's between you and an employee. Or some kind of gym/nursery, which I've never heard of.

why are they kicking you out OP? Greentext?

Where does this land of dreams and promises exist?

posting to inquire about the nature of this sleeping gym

>There's no gym that lets people sleep on their premises

If the employees are chill and it's 24/7 I don't see why they wouldn't allow a normal looking person (shaven, clean clothes) sleep in their gym during the night when there's literally

>sleep on bench
>guaranteed to be the first one to have it the next day

wtf dude theyre gonna kick you out of your house AND your gym u idiot.

What I want to know is where the fuck would you even sleep? If people are signing up for a 24 hour gym there's bound to be some that actually do come around at weird hours, and it's going to affect business if they spot a literal homeless person sleeping in the gym.

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tell us how it goes lad also kek

From my point of view the people sleeping there in the night are evil.

Massage chairs you idiots.

They're comfy AND you get a massage while you're sleeping for maximum gains. It's basically like foam rolling but it does it for you and for like 8 hours.

Honestly I don't think some dude in clean clothes, who looks relatively young is going to scare off any customers by sleeping quietly to himself. Do you?

Are there 24/7 gyms? I can't imagine a person working out at 3 or 4 a.m.

jesus christ what the fuck

you cant sleep at the gym dude that's autistic

I think closing the gym isn't really worth it, and it sounds a lot better for business to say "OPEN 24 HOURS!!!", plus some people DO train at that time.

Closing the gym for those hours isn't worth it business-wise because you only need one employee working so it's a relatively low cost to them.

Sorry lads, but I will make tremendous gains.

Sleeping so close to the barbells and iron is bound to give me even more gains.

>8 hour massage

jesus fuck

Most of them don't have any employees working outside of normal hours. Just a card entry system. Because keeping an employee on-site 24/7 racks up the costs fast.

Then you truly are lost!

>Most of them don't have any employees working outside of normal hours

Mine does. Pretty sure they do administrative work and clean up a bit

jesus christ just get a job and your own place

where are you going to bang girls, the bathroom?

>where are you going to bang girls

As if I've ever needed that thus far, no time for ladies my friend. It's all about the gains

lol

bump

Gotta get in that 8 hour massage, right babe?

For maximum relaxation gains

I'll do 8 hour massage after 8 hour back workout

Find a gay couple on Craigslist and be their cum whore until you find an apartment. Extra protien to.

>mfw my gym has a nursery

CMON

You can't sleep at a gym.

They don't even let you sleep at 24/7 conventions. I went to a comic-con and tried to nap for 45 minutes in a chair waiting for a venue to open because I had been up for over 50 hours and some faggot neckbeard security guard came and said I couldn't do that.