What historical event do you wish you could have witnessed?

Caesar crossing the Rubicon
Both the Battle of Passchendaele and Verdun
The Nuremberg Rallies

Atilla killing bleda

>you can do it in aoe2 campaign

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War in Yugoslavia

Ask him what the time is

>meteor impact that caused KT extinction event
>death of the last Neanderthal
>trial of Socrates
>assassination of Caesar
>last supper of Christ
>battle of agincourt
>landing of first fleet at sydney cove
>battle of verdan
>Firs summit of Mount Everest
>first moon landing
>fran drescher being raped by pack of niggers
>911 WTC attacks

Time for rape

The last battles of the gallipoli campaign.

>you will never get to mercilessly deflower pure aryan qts as revenge for what was done to your motherland
>and then steal all their stuff and return to your stunning russian wife in the soviet union
>and then go to space

Why even live

>Caesar crossing the Rubicon
>watching a bunch of tired and weary legionaries slowly file over a creek

Yeah it's still significant but wouldn't exactly be the coolest thing to actually watch

>Battle of Towton
>Napoleon's coronation
>Battle of Trafalgar
>Burning of Baghdad
>Mongols fucking up Khwazermia
>Relief of siege of Vienna

Trial of Socrates if I'm magically able to understand it.
If not, I'd love to see the 1904 World Expo

First time someone managed to light a fire by himself
First contact between Europeans and Native Americans BEFORE Columbos
The whole of Cortes Expedition
Battle of Austerlitz
Tunguska event (from miles away)
1914 Christmas truce

Also visiting the construction site for the Great Wall, the Pyramids or The Sphinx, or Baghdad's Bayt al-Hikma assuming i also get to know Arabic

>Guy dressed differently standing in exact spot where Kennedy gets shot acting all excited and telling people to watch.
Youre ass is getting waterboarded son.

>Tsar bomba.
>Perhaps the largest feat of raw human strength
>glorified physics experiment
you just might be retarded

>last supper
>historical
what did he mean by this?

Taking part in one of Marie Antoinette's "lounge parties"
Lads cmon! Dont tell me you havent heard of the Austrian Princesses' legendary Orgies?
the french revolutionaries may have gone and cutt off Louis' head but they never got the chance to slide into Marie Antoinette's bumb while pinching her perfect pink nipples and grabbing her pale white tits as she screams from pain and pleasure while little manlet Loui is sitting in the far corner with his trousers around his ankles and ass sitting on a silkin red and gold gilded chair, fiercely rubbing off his micro penis.
God how I wish I could have cuckolded Royalty.

I'd want to be the one bottom middle.

Yeah! Fuckin whiteys, let the lil bitch no it was the #lastcookout
Aint no wine nd bread neether, you think id go out on an empty ass stomach of wine nd bread? Smh...
Raise up! This is my famous chicken sauce, eat dat shit nd yall never gon go to KFC again.
God bless! This is some ciroc I got for helpin p diddy promote his concert, drink some cus Im way to lean rn, haha fr fr tho like i bet yall could get lit off my blood.

Opium parlors
Roman Colosseum water battles
The American "wild" west in its peak
I wish I could've seen the Library of Alexandria too
>Atlantis

Unironicly 9/11.
I was 6 years old when it happened but when it did my parents hid it from me because they didn't want me to be worried. I have no recollections of anything happening that day at all. then for the next 6 years imagine having to take a moment of silence at schools on those days but you have no idea why. I was ignorant as hell.

Scipio defeating Hannibal at Zama, or, the resurrection of Christ.

I was 8, but we watched it on TV right after it happened in school. It was lame, I wanted to play with my super Bionicle I built out of all of the other Bionicles instead.

I would like to see how normal folk in ancient societies lived like. Were they happy? Did they laugh and joke a lot? What did they joke about? etc....

The holocaust.

jk it didn't happen

I was in elementary school. I remember the teacher turning on the TV, and she started crying, which made most of the kids cry. The thing I remember the most was all my friends being picked up by their parents. My class probably had 20 or so kids, and all of them got picked up by their parents except me. By the time 2:30 rolled around, pretty much ever single kid had been picked up except me and a few others.

some average day in ancient Mesopotamian civilizations
sea people wrecking shit up
battle of tours
death of teutonic grandmaster in battle of grunwald
fall of aztecs
winged hussars

Hey the moon landing didn't happen though

>little manlet Loui
1m94... There was also some descriptions of his penis and I don't remember the term "micro penis".

Reichsparteitag would be probably be pretty cool.

Too bad it's all propaganda.
She was actually a huge prude

I would want to visit the Kowloon Walled City
>hurdur not historic
Its gone now but its such a fascinating social study.

Either that, or Versailles in the rule of Louis XV

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Caesar getting stabbed to death at the Ides of March
That bird that killed Archimedes by dropping a turtle on his head
The Commnue of Paris and the resulting riots. Hell, most riots of artisans going on rampages because their jobs got replaced by machines in 1800s would be pretty wild to watch. Fuck it, the reign of Terror would be an interesting one too. Fuck it, anything involving riots in Paris would be worth watching.

I always wondered what would one do if he needed to piss and shit?

It is historic but it's hardly an event. It's a place.

Battle of Vienna

Largest fucking cavalry charge in history, that would have been an amazing sight.

>no titty slip
>:(

damn, beat me to it

The battle of hastings in 1066

Or the siege of stalingrad

Leonidas and his las stand

The emu war

>emu war
>bunch of infantrymen getting pissed in their trucks, driving around wasting ammunition

good choice user

Anne Frank's first child being conceived