What's the point of having money, security, crypto, etc

idontknow
idontknow

What's the point of having money, security, crypto, etc. when you're still always going to be tfw no gf?

Methshot
Methshot

cuz you can get a gold digger / series of escorts :^)

TreeEater
TreeEater

@idontknow
DELETE THIS

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@idontknow
a gf would only want me for my money, I'm going to spend my money on escapism.
Its a better investment.
Besides at this point a gf would be in "used" condition and would depreciate with age.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Whats the point of having a gf when

love is an emotion solely for the purpose of procreation
everything is 50% off
a fleshlight is tighter than any human pussy

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Fried_Sushi
a fleshlight is tighter than any human pussy
this is how I know you never had sex with more than 2 woman. if any at all.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Fried_Sushi
they still haven't figured out how to make it wrap around your head

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Skullbone
triggered?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@BunnyJinx
nah just happy I don't have to fuck fake plastic poosi like you.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@idontknow
Waman are overrated. Have to go plastic.
@Firespawn
Fleshlights are overrated. Have to go Meiki.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@idontknow
when you're still always going to be tfw no gf?
You can only really miss having no gf when you have had one.
You cant miss what you never had.

If you go without a gf long enough, you will see women for what they are: a commodity with a cost like any other object, just with way more volatility and a value that depreciates faster and faster as time progresses.

These days women spoil at a faster rate so you might get a better deal if you buy foreign but nothing is guaranteed.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Skullbone
How many fleshlights have you had sex with?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@idontknow
I've had a girlfriend for over 7 years now

Trust me user if gaining incredible wealth is your life long goal, it's best to be without.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@idontknow
I have wife, kids and a mistress. I'm more tfw no McMansion

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Skullbone
if thats how you get happiness, then you have a really sad life

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Go to russia/Bulgaria/Romania find a 10/10 dont marry her just fuck her 2 years and promise her you will marry her one day.

After 2 years dump and find new one

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@SniperWish
girlfriend for over 7 years now
7 years and you havent popped the question?
How does that work? dont they normally fuck off by that time, or are you rich?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@idontknow
What's the point of having money, security, crypto, etc. when you're still always going to be tfw no gf?

Being this retarded.

Women are attracted by money.
A fat balding neckbearded dude is worth 1000 Chads, as long as his banksavings are in the seven figures range and he owns a dozen houses, a few boats and a couple Lamborghinis.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@idontknow
So I can flex in my rarri

likme
likme

@idontknow
You can surely buy a gf if you wanted user, whether flesh or plastic...
But for me it's about generating money to up my free time. Less work to keep me distracted/exhausted from going out and pursuing my passions. It is this kind of path that leads to meeting a girl with similar passions. But that only comes secondary.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@idontknow
You don't need a gf user, you need pussy.

Money attracts pussy. Lots of pussy.

Want company? Get a dog or a cat. Make some good male friends, or unattractive gentle woman.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@New_Cliche
Look at that stupid fucking douche mobile. What asshole would ever want to drive an Ostentacious piece of shit like that? Probably only sand niggers, and monkey niggers.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@New_Cliche
holy fuck thats an ugly hunk of shit

Emberfire
Emberfire

@idontknow

What's the point of a gf if you want money, security, crypto, etc?

@TurtleCat

escapism

not preparing to fund and arm the separatists in the coming civil war so you can have a comfy county all to yourself as reward for your assistance when they win

Flameblow
Flameblow

@New_Cliche
lambos just don't look that great anymore

idontknow
idontknow

pretend to be broke with the girl you're dating
if she's still around after two years then you're good and she actually loves you

Firespawn
Firespawn

@BunnyJinx
Don't want to blogpost but basically we met in highschool (Not in the same school, met her at a concert), became a thing all through college but we were in some weird limbo between online and real life. Pretty much only saw her during summer, holidays, and occasionally randomly during weekends. We both lived either on campus during school or with parents when not.

We've only been actually living with each other for a year and a half despite technically being together seven years.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Firespawn
Nice blogpost.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@idontknow

gotta stop wearing sweaters bro and get yourself a denim jacket and some boots fucking kek

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Firespawn
See here is the other thing.
You probably were in a relationship with her before she could go full slut mode.
if a woman is single for a large amount of time
between her 20-30s then shes no damn good.

wasted cause. only worth the PnD

Spamalot
Spamalot

tfw gf
She'll be a lot happier if I had money though.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@SniperWish
Me too user.

We're waiting until I graduate from uni

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Flameblow
because someone bought one with bitcoins

Bidwell
Bidwell

@idontknow
GF's are the cancer poorfags get, since they can't afford to buy sexual pleasures from prostitutes, and or regular whore that'll jump on your dick just because you have a nice car.

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