Penis routine thread, last one 404'd

Penis routine thread, last one 404'd.

Post your current stats, your goals and your routine.

Currently 8x5, focussing on girth gains, trying to get to 8x6.

Routine:
MWF:
Light Jelqs/Ulis in the shower.
Clamping 3x10 min
TThSSu
Rest/light stretching to maintain length gains.

Making sure to do lots of kegels to maintain erection quality.

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Fucking small dick pussies keep crying about your insecurities im sure women would want you know that your penis is of average size. Im pretty sure it had nothing to do with the fact that you are full autismo and beta af

jerk off 1xF

I go to the gym, go to the smith machine, get an erection looking at qts around me, and start doing dick squats

Dick is strong as fuark

>1xf
Never gonna make it

What the fuck is jelqing? How is some meme supposed to make your dick grow? Do you also do a routine to grow up to 6'0"?

Fucking idiots.

Kill yourself you fucking loser. so you spend 30 minutes clamping your penis? why dont you actually just kill yourself. you have a tiny cock and always will

If you're going to advocate jelqing I want pics as proof. Everybody talks this shit up, but not a singke person posts picks. It's just a bunch of deluded idiots buying into a big lie to feel better.

Am I the only one here who faps but doesn't cum?

Stay small, buttfag

What length did you start at?
How long you been doing it for?

I started at around 6, and now I'm 6.5.
Do BM one day then stretch the next, then 3rd day is rest, rinse and repeat.

10 minutes of kegels a day. Should probably do more.

I started at 6.75x4.75

I jelqed for a few years with almost no gains and then started hanging around 8 months ago and made dank length gains

Interesting. I definitely suggest you look into BM for girth gains. Worth the investment.

tfw dick is big by norm-referenced standards but small by criterion referenced standards
tfw pooposting

youtube.com/watch?v=kswXPlVzytA
das it mane

The fucks BM

What the fuck is TThSSu?

Time to test your mettle, boyos

>pooposting

Literal years and .25" gain in girth?

No thanks.

Tues, Thurs, Sat, Sun.

what does Veeky Forums think about the JES Extender?

Testing

what's your stretch routine?

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I am 7x5, dont do anything to try to "jelq". i post videos of myself masturbating on reddit and everyone (the gays and the girls) tell me how huge and perfect looking my dick is and how bad they want it

Pls

B r e h s . . .

>tfw 7.5x5.5 inch cock barely fits in my 103lb fiance

A big cock isn't everything, brehs. My dick barely fits in my fiances pussy and it physically hurts her. But I'm her first. Maybe if you find some stretched out whore she might have a looser vag.

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John Rawls

Why is everyone so obsessed with having a big dick? I mean if you don't have a micro penis there is nothing to worry about really. Think about it the same as a women having smaller or larger breasts. You don't care, do you? Neither to they.

The main issue here is you become an insecure beta faggot because of it and that is what's really unattractive for girls.

I don't believe that doing some retarded stretching exercises with your dick is going to solve any of these problems.

If you have a big dick, good for you.
If you have a normal dick, good for you.
If you have a small dick, cope with it and don't be insecure.
If you have a micro penis, well, life must suck for you but there is nothing you can do really so try to make the best of it.

My best friend has a small dick, is fat af, butt-ugly, 25 yrs and his face is still full of pimples and cant even grow a proper beard, 5 foot 5. And you can't imagine how many hot bitches want to fuck him just because he is the most confident guy i know and everyone likes him. I mean, I'm physically very superior to him, have twice as much dick as him and even though my gf is hot af I don't even have haf the succes he has with girls. Sometimes its frustrating but it just shows how thing work.

Enjoy your swollen and callused prostate.

20 seconds left, right, up, down, and straight forward. Rest 30 seconds. Then repeat.

>THIS FUCKING THREAD

Test.

>stretched out whore
That's not how vaginas work

This is sad. Having an average dick means at least you can do anal easier.

>103 pounds
>she's my first

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What's your point, nerd boy?

Rolling for quads.

here goes

I can't lose

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I made a captain's wench and hung around 5 pounds 20 min 1-2 times a day around 4 days per week whenever convenient.

My length isn't anything special but my dick is fat as fuck, 6" circumference when fully erect.

(Un)fortunately I have never had sex so I haven't killed anyone with it yet.

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>Kill yourself you fucking loser. so you spend 60 minutes pumping your muscles? why dont you actually just kill yourself. you have a tiny body and always will

Exercising your penis is as noble a pursuit as exercising the body.

Went from 6 to 7bpel. I can Promise you that sex is much better and I'm starting to hit something in the back of vaginas.

9 pls

Look up good looking loser. He convinced me on that it works.

Have you noticed that your dick gets skinnier. I gained 1inch length but lost 1/4 inch girth. Girth is bigger now that I've focus on girth gains.

7BPEL? I'm 7bpel and 5girth and it looks tiny, but i'm pretty big I squat 160kg so my legs are large and makes my dick look tiny.

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I already know it's going to be an 8

Have you ever watched a woman moan in pain as you ram her cervix? I'm guessing no.

>tfw this doesn't have any replies because no one on Veeky Forums knows how life actually works like this user

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rollan

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And this is why fags sit there and say i will never make it, it takes work!

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>I'm her first
You keep saying that to yourself faget.

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trips pls

You could say the same thing about lifting. Most girls say find fight club Brad Pitt the best body, but most guys want theirs to be bigger. Growing your dick is fun.

But yeah dick size means nothing on how good you are in bed after ~5 inches

>smith machine
Say goodbye to your gains

That's interesting. I don't think I lost any girth while hanging, but I hadn't gained much at that point.

Are you talking about losing girth you had previously gained or your dick getting skinnier than when you started out? Because I think its common to lose girth that you had previously gained if you don't do maintenance for a while to cement gains.

...

I've heard good things, but I have roommates and I'm terrified of someone finding it.

If anyone knows of a way I could achieve the same effect with something I could take apart/doesn't look like a PE device that would be sweet.

...

plz

Girth wasn't my focus at the time. And I should clarify that by several years I mean a few weeks here and there whenever I had time. It wasn't until I started being consistent that I saw length gains and now I'll be consistent about my girth routine and hopefully see big gains.

kekle

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Ravioli

lord have mercy

kaka

she's legal right?

again?

Rollan

dubs get

Rollerino

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>tfw girthlet

test

Lets gooooooo

rolling boys

Just start jelqing

We're all gonna make it brah

Fuck

can i jelq without lube?

it seems such a hassle to clean up

Rolling.