Lift object

>lift object
>girl say "strong"
>enlightenment

Oh God what I have done

>mfw this NEW Veeky Forums™ meme

yes
[spoiler]no[/spoiler]

>lift things
>hospital
>nurse say "muscleman"
>epiphany

>penis in sex
>"you are big arms"
>happiness

>elevate metal
>brain say "be happy"
>am not

>girl
>"large man"
>bliss

>sit at home eating smegma butter
>phone calls
>"hello"
>"zyzz is kill"
>"no

>open chan
>OP thread
>am shame

>lift for gril
>am sad
>lift for self
>still am sad

>claim natty gains
>internet say "delts juciy n lean"
>roiding

>dad in car
>"you eat protein"
>"yes"

>eat oat
>rip "ur big"
>squat

>grill
>"would u like a hamburguer"
>bulking

> Lifting for girls

> Veeky Forums says "retard'

> realization

>bus fart
>nigs "aye mayne"
>dealt

>cutting
>mom bring cake
>no

>ohp
>plate boy "break 5?"
>in the squat rack

>stacy text
>"eating pizza"
>n chill her

>swipe right
>she has a ph.d
>tinder

>get ripped
>girl say "you ugly"
>closure

>work out
>friend say "good"
>motivation

Is this a fresh, brand new meme? Can anyone link to the origin?

Haikus are 5 7 5 fuckwits

>not writing haiku
>meant to be funny yes
>mistake cost me lol

>bench press
>cousin (15) say "pecs"
>solid

>mom rub back
>"thicc"
>conflicted feelings

>found this new dank meme
>supposed to be a haiku
>I'm doing it wrong

These are HaiTestus you dyelcuck

>get big
>"you big"
>good

>pick up heavy things
>now I am become strong

>not know new meme is haiku
>play fun meme
>am wrong

>sad
>pick up heavy
>female
>''good look''
>no sad

>lift the weight during time
>"I appreciate this"
>It's snowing on mount fuji

>trump won
>new meme born
>amazed

HAITESTU THREAD

Girl is damn thicc wow
Make me breaking nofap dam
Save to fap folder

>big me
>women *squeeze ass* mine
>don't know if erect

>new Veeky Forums meme
>take it to reddit
>karma

>make big cum
>it guy
>no

>you may bench 3plaets
>but you will never get thicc girls
>because you're ugly

>you you you you you
>you you you you you you you
>you you you you you

On plane
"Big guy"
4u

>exciting meme
>also play
>happy

>seeing qt trap
>"no homo"
>infatuation

>be pathetic
>redpill
>still be pathetic lie to myself instead

Pump for trump.

>wanted to be cool
>am wrong and now a faggot
>kill myself tonight

It's sad that all the good ones aren't actually haikus. Hard to make this work without using 3 syllables or less in each line

>swipe card on dispenser
>plate get jammed
>squat rack; emptiness

>lift heavy
>friend
>say "am muscleman?"
>yes
>happy

Well done user, I appreciate.

>Lift to get women
>Realize you want the D
>Confusion; sadness

>lift new PR
>brain say "u r alpha"
>big Pole muscleman bully me away from power rack

>See qt3.15
>She smiles
>Hard

>sex to lady
>"wow sport dick"
>y-you too

>find new meme thread now
>make a meme for post in thread
>inspirational

>cousin
>15
>regret

I was off fit for 1 day, explain desu

>wear sanders
>squat big
>zero calories

>no friends
>Veeky Forums says "get muscle"
>emptiness

This

It's not supposed to be a haiku you faggy faggots

>Do bicep curls (65)
>Bicep bigger
>Happy