1) Enlist Alien Space Bats to use their superior technology to overwhelm the British in a matter of hours and declare him Super King Big Nuts.
>use your navy to create a distraction and land your guys in the mean time >transport new men and supplies through air This would never work, owing to the fact that Britain actually has troops in England. 39-45.org/alainadam/SEELOWE/home force sept 40.pdf
Landing a division or so, the max that they could float, would just get them stomped in a week tops.
>Hard mode: Figure out a way how napoleon couldve done it Don't do any stupid shit like invading Russia. Just sit back, build a colossal navy, wait until 1820 if you have to. But if you throw 150 or so First Rates into the Channel, even the English are going to have trouble, no matter how green your crews are.
Mason Collins
Find a potential claimant to the British throne living in the Netherlands and proceed to Glorious Revolution the shit out of the Bongs.
Same thing with Napoleon
Hunter Bennett
They could have just waited until tea time to attack when the brits were busy
Lucas Rodriguez
Just take all the money and resources they spent on invading Russia and build a navy lmao.
Alternatively, have Japan's fleet come over and help out.
Evan Foster
Invent the electric guitar and rockabilly in the mid 40s.
Eventually, there will be a "German invasion" as German musicians leave for England and the United States to practice their music in a place with more money and more fans.
Connor Taylor
IT would’ve been much easier for Napoleon to invade Britain than hitler. Short of a divine intervention or a pro nazi revolution within Britain, sea lion was impossible
Jack Powell
Germany + France don’t have the dockyards or the time to outbuild Britain, and reasouces aren’t that fungible.
You’re a brainlet
Parker Rogers
Why couldn't they make a landing like in Inchon?
Jonathan Brown
The us had hyper naval superiority in the Korean War, whereas the German navy was both smaller and less capable on a ship to ship basis than the British fleet
Nicholas Williams
Just build better planes, invent radar, and defeat the royal navy. LMAO!
Zachary Wilson
>>use your navy to create a distraction and land your guys in the mean time
"Gee the comparative tiny German navy is doing something over there, better go send literally our whole fleet to check that out and not guard the fucking country at all"
(Bonus points for crossing/landing without/with inadequate naval protection, as you've sent the whole fleet off as a "distraction" somewhere)
>transport new men and supplies through air
What is air superiority and what was the Battle of Britain? Also, logistics are Jüdische Physik. Report to concentration camp.
Zachary Hughes
Stop replying to bait
Oliver Jackson
Sack Göring and put someone actually competent in charge of the Luftwaffe.
Landon Taylor
How to invade modern countries with navies an nukes:
1. Make your country shit 2. Millions of your citizens flee to the richer nation 3. They have a fuck ton of kids but keep your culture 4.instill in them that they are poor and the other nation is rich due to opression 5. Use numbers to take control of government
Mexico is btfoing the US, China is btfoing Canada and Australia, and Arabs and Africans are face raping the Europeans.
Camden Reed
send in your navy wait for it be surrounded by entire british navy pray for meteor to hit the area obliterating everything both sides no longer have navy swim across
Joshua Jones
Napoleon version:
>create a distraction with navy and land troops >transport men and supplies with hot air balloons
Josiah Rivera
He should have just opened the console and used the ic command to instant build a navy
Sebastian Cox
The krauts needed twice the submarines and air forces they had on hand, and then a successful invasion would have been inevitable, given the bongs were bankrupt anyway. The problem would come if the US intervened directly, and absent Pearl Harbor, that wasn't at all a certainty.
James Perez
>a successful invasion would have been inevitable Just a reminder, this is the mighty fleet unironically planned to carry this invasion, fucking river barges
Grayson Robinson
Doesn't really matter how they get there, as long as they get there.
Evan Bell
americuck subhuman
Jason Hall
My point is they won't get there, they would have to carry the tanks in parts and assemble them, it was a joke plan
Josiah Morales
>Glorious Revolution the shit out of the Bongs. kek
William Williams
They will get there. And it doesn't matter how they do it, river barge or no. Look on the innertubes and you'll find photographs of Rommel's gang unloading shipborn tanks, fully assembled, which proceeded to destroy the bongs in any of the various battles he destroyed them in North Africa. It's not about the plan, it's about engaging a bankrupt enemy and forcing them to submit.
Thomas Brown
Do you think D-Day would have worked with Dutch river barges?
Tyler Wilson
Napoleon would have had a much easier time then hitler, all he really needed to do was to keep his own navy alive(avoid or win the battle of trafalgar) and not invade Russia although this does require a fair bit of hindsight as the actions of the Russians were far more destructive to themselves then Napoleon conquering their nation would have been.
Aaron Hughes
The bankrupt 1940 bongs didn't have the US to carry them, and they certainly were not the 1944 Wehrmacht, which the US had to square off against.
Jason Evans
The bankrupt bongs who outproduced the Luftwaffe even without LL?
Christopher Reyes
The bankrupt bongs who were bankrupt and had to beg the US for help, or submit to the Nazis.
Cameron Ramirez
What if they all swam across? Casualties from drowning couldn't be worse than the eastern front.
Could work
Alexander Martinez
By beg you mean the Destroyers for Bases deal?
Liam Bennett
By beg I mean beg, on their knees, being bankrupt as they were.
Adam James
An invasion was nigh impossible. First, the Luftwaffe was unable to destroy the royal navy (the main obstacle to a German landing) and even if they had managed to cripple a significant portion of the Royal Navy you can bet that the surviving elements would mount suicidal charges against any attempt to land troops on the beaches. Secondly, Germany simply didn't have the logistical capability to transport the men, food, ammunition, fodder and all the other random bits of shit you need to mount an invasion. Even if they'd managed to land a decent size force they would quickly become bogged down by the multiple lines of static defences constructed after Dunkirk. A German invasion was impossible and if it was, by some miracle successful, the occupation afterwards would be even more of a headache.
Any German success would probably have to rely upon Britain suddenly being infected with mass retardation. So Wunderwaffe are key
Mason Roberts
>given the bongs were bankrupt anyway [citation needed]
Kayden Richardson
>germanys best and brightest couldn't think of a way >some internet nerds might tho lol
Ethan Ward
>people still reply to the bongposter
Bentley Rogers
Citation of 1940 Bongistan's bankrupt status unneeded other than for historical illiterates
Eli Nguyen
Those internet nerds know what happens in the future though
Joseph Cox
>pro nazi revolution in Britain Legitimately one of the best methods desu. They should have started an all out propaganda war as early as the mid 30's.
Brayden Smith
>secretly ally with ireland >stash enough troops and supplies then blitzkrieg to london
easy peasy
Evan Rivera
bankrupt is a specific term with specific meaning.
specifically it means unable to meet current financial obligations.
at no point during the war was that the case, at worse the british had a liquidity issue forcing them to take out long term loans, those loans were never defaulted on.
the liquidity problem was caused in large part due to the US companies demanding gold upfront as payment for weapons.
but eventually the US realised that the UK was in a stronger condition than they had believed and extended its credit to more appropriate levels - appropriate in this instance meaning within the UKs ability to pay. - it should be noted at this point that the UK recieved nothing for free from the US and was expected to pay for every single item, despite the UK having shown unprecedented generosity to the US with the tizard mission a gift which had a real value to the US of billions.
regardless of the financial status of the UK in 1940 they were in no danger of immediate invasion from a germany which could neither defeat the RAF, push aside the RN long enough to get a force across or support that force for long in the field. the best case scenario for the germans when the invasion was wargamed post war was that they had survivors making it back across the channel.
Jayden Parker
Build a bunch of subs beforehand, bomb their farmlands, and do a good old fashioned siege on the entire island
Logan Price
>Japanese navy destroyed by planes >German planes can't sink the British navy
Why not?
Luke Rogers
Okay, let me be more frank. You are lying, and that Britain wasn't bankrupt.
Jeremiah Rogers
So you agree, the bongs were unable to fund themselves and had to beg the US to fund them, i.e. they were bankrupt. Good.
The "liquidity" problem as you reference it isn't a problem, it is the bankruptcy. They go out of business, unless they can successfully beg the US to fund them. They begged and the US provided the charity begged for. You seem to agree here as well.
Now, a bankrupt beggar is always in danger of invasion, as we know historically. Certainly the Japanese knew this, when they recognized the bankrupt status of the bongs and walked in and took the resources they wanted. They recognized the possibility that the bankruptcy was offering them. A beggar is always subject to invasion and submission. Always.
Fortunately, the bongs had a generous US and an autistic Hitler, who was feverish to kill Sovs.
Isaac Rogers
Let me be more frank, you are a brainlet and the bongs were bankrupt and begging.
Jace Cook
Then prove it you fucking liar. Hint, you won't be able to, because you are making shit up.
Kevin Johnson
Take over egypt and gibraltar then bring the japanese navy to battle the royal navy in the british isles
Brayden Barnes
>what is the RAF
Evan Hill
Do your own research, child. The historical 1940 Bongistan bankruptcy is settled history. You're just uneducated.
Benjamin Gutierrez
I did my research, and it found nothing. You are lying; which is why you can't actually cite to anything.
Why do you think everyone is as stupid as you are? Did you get lost on your way to /int/?
Adrian Garcia
No, lad, you did no research and are uneducated, which is why you're sperging out.
Aaron Lewis
1) invent teleportation devices 2) teleport an entire army group in the area around London 3) use teleportation to solve all logistics problems 4) occupy Britain
Alternatively
1) invent teleportation devices 2) teleport behind the Queen 3) >ppsh.. nothin personnel... fellow germanic 4) get crowned King
Elijah Parker
Wrong.
Jaxson Smith
>When discussing history, please reference credible source material, and provide as much supporting information as possible in your posts.
Austin Murphy
>When discussing history, please educate yourself in sufficient depth prior to the discussion, so that settled history and basic historical data is at hand, thus precluding the need to beg for spoonfeeding.
Connor Jones
>If I constantly go on the attack, people won't realize I'm talking out of my ass.
Connor Ortiz
>If you're a brainlet, you sperge out on the internet.
Lucas Scott
You keep going on about how this is basic knowledge yet you're completely incapable of providing a source, even something as simple as a Wikipedia article. The Economics of World War II has a section on British finance that details how the war was funded and the definite importance of Lend Lease, but nowhere is it mentioned that Britain was bankrupt or anywhere near as dependent on the US for funding as you describe. Here, let me "spoonfeed" it to you: >As Sayers notes, about two-thirds of the deficit was financed by long-term domestic borrowing, with only one-third financed by short-term floating debt, principally in the form of Treasury Bills and Treasury Deposit Receipts. Only a small fraction of the deficit was financed through the expansion of the monetary base. Furthermore, the inflationary consequences of even this were muted by the extensive controls exercised over the banking sector, thus limiting the money multiplier effects. Harrison, Mark, ed. The economics of World War II: six great powers in international comparison. Cambridge University Press, 2000 p.50 So most of their deficit was funded by domestic creditors, in contrast to Germany who let the presses run wild and ruined the Reichsmark by the end of the war. Waiting for you to bring up anything that counters this "settled history".
Lucas Turner
Make full alliance withs USSR, and just both spam planes, until british run out of bullets for theirs planes. Then bomb everything, and prepare to land new troops via air
Logan Moore
So you're acknowledging that the bongs had to beg 1/3 of their spending from others. Good. You're coming along, lad. That is the measure of bankruptcy, and thus the need to beg the US. You'll get there eventually, it's likely gonna take a bit more time though.
We're not talking about the krauts' finances, lad. No need to seek distraction. This is about the historical 1940 Bongistan bankruptcy and the imperative they recognized to get down on their knees and beg the US to fund them.
Leo Rodriguez
just enslave the whole population of poland to build a bridge across from Calais. Use superior panzer tanks and the luftwaffe to defend it as you creep towards England. Use uboats to destroy ships trying to come up the channel from either way. EZ stuff.
Liam Ramirez
Are you fucking retarded? The Treasury Deposit Receipts and Treasury Bills were created so the government could utilize the liquid reserves of domestic banks. Nowhere is it said or even implied that they had to "beg" for that from other countries. You either have zero reading comprehension or you're a troll. Either way, there's no use in responding to you anymore.
Ryder Murphy
Promise Irish sovereignity and control of Britain including retribution, then land paratroopers en masse in Ireland, making the British Navy buttfucking worthless.
Sebastian Rodriguez
You do know Ireland and Britain are different islands right?
Luis Taylor
You only have 1 division of paratroopers before 1943, and to fly to Ireland you'd need to leave your own fighter cover. Coin toss whether they get slaughtered en route or slaughtered on the ground after landing.
Owen Parker
The gap between them is narrow enough to make a pincer invasion from France too much a threat, and it deprives the British of much needed men. God damn, if every Irishman had come to the understanding that Germany was freeing them from British rule the Irish troops in the military alone would have revolted and the loss of morale alone would have caused British capitulation.
Ethan Rogers
The Irish regiments of the British army in WW2 had no interest in being liberated from British rule idiot
James Long
Yeah I know, the whole IRA and troubles which came a couple decades later were an entirely new phenomenon :^)
Adam Brooks
>The regiments from Ulster were made up of Irish nationalists >Which is why the volunteered to serve in the British military who only 30 years ago they fought against
Brody Mitchell
>Irish Catholics did not serve in the military
Angel Morales
>All Catholics are nationalists
Robert Morales
>There weren't Irish Catholic Nationalists then
Kevin Roberts
>These Catholic nationalists would have joined the British regiments instead of the IRA bombing campaign during WW2
Cameron Hall
Why not? They wanted sovereignity before, they wanted sovereignity after. Would this tiny period where they were being forced to die fighting for a nation that collectively shat on be any different?
Thomas Garcia
invade some French duke or a Dutch stadtholder to do your bidding if you feel particularly pressured have an Italian guy coming on to the mix but dont have any spaniard in the mix
Isaiah Watson
Are you American by any chance?
Nathaniel Ward
>lose the argument >better switch to personal attacks
Ethan Perry
I'm not the retard contending Irish Nationalists made up the majority of the ethnic Irish contingent of the British armed forces
Ryder Williams
At it's height it had 50,000 members and was such a threat it was outlawed, had Hitler managed to show greater economic support and made promises I don't doubt he could have won popular interest.
Samuel Anderson
Wait, you think O'Duffy and his blue shirts were part of the British army?
Jeremiah White
No, but they would have facilitated and assisted in a German invasion, and any Irish would have balked at fighting their countrymen for the British except perhaps some of the Ulster. This also would have made Britain's position seem even more precarious, thus deflating support abroad.
Wyatt Lopez
Most of the "Irish" in the British army not from Ulster had never even seen Ireland, let alone considered themselves countrymen, having been born and raised in places like London, Glasgow or Manchester. The ACA could only muster 700 men to fight in Spain, was loathed by just about everyone because all they did was get drunk, and no one in Ireland really gave a shit. It's 50,000 members were mostly unengaged in the actual movement and a lot of them were women, borderline children and old men
Lucas Fisher
That would have been dishonorable
William Powell
Why would they even need tanks? Infantry and paratroopers took Normandy and secured a foothold in France, tanks come in later dipshit.
Hudson Williams
Hitler's whole plan was off in the timing. He should had stayed in the Non-Agression pact with the Soviets and focused on Britain first, using Uboats to cripple the navy.
Hell, he could have destroyed the RAF if he continued to bomb England's factories instead of their cities. But he fucked up, and it cost him in the end.
David Morgan
Set up hundreds of rubber tanks in Calais, near coast of Dover and leave a body in German uniform with documents detailing invasion plans through English Channel. In the meantime gather up real invasion forces in Norway, and invade eastern Scottish coast. When the d-day comes, British would have to move most of their forces up north. That's when the southern coast invasion begins. Also, make a deal with Ireland to join the war.
Caleb Ortiz
>royal navy blocks all supplies and reinforcements and your army is now stranded
Ryder White
he would have needed soldiers that were immune to toxic gas
Logan Sanchez
I don't think Napoleon could have waited that long. The way Hitler wins the Battle of Britain is not ordering the bombing of cities, and instead continue bombing the RAFs infrastructure. After that, cycle out some of the burned out pilots, and beef up the Luftwaffe. Rely on your complete air superiority and Submarine fleet to protect your transport vessels.
Chase Hill
Why didn't Hitler just build more battleships
Ryder Turner
Why didn't Germany just build more fighters
William Lewis
they tried that
Grayson Jackson
Build a truly massive air force that renders British naval supremacy moot. Have said air force win the Battle of Britain.
Launch a massive paratrooper invasion. Perfect air resupply techniques. Once industrial centres have been seized, have the troops "live off the land" - the Eternal Anglo deserves that much.
The trick is to render the Royal Navy irrelevant.
John Bailey
they were building 6 of them, but they needed the resources elsewhere, and the japanese entering the war meant they had less interest in establishing a blue water navy
Blake Phillips
What about... Kill 10000 Parisians every week Britain refuses to surrender in a highly publicized news reel.
Ayden Harris
imagine every training plane in britain outfitted with toxic canisters to fumigate the beaches