Help me fit think of some witty pick up line

three stripes and your out

>Hey my friend is trying to tell me there are 26 letters in the alphabet but there are actually 21 right?

>Umm no there are 26

>Oh right I forgot u r a q t

but make the opening a bit better, has worked a lot better than I thought it would for me

there are a surprising amount of dumb cunts who agree with 21 though

"A-are you an archeologist?"

Check my dubbs to confirm

I always use, "Emily, are you ready for something new, Special! are you an adventurous one, or do you hesitate more?

If they answer to that, then they are something i can work with.

Sounds like a canned
>PLZ RESPOND TO ME
post.

You don't think they get a million of those every minute?

>Is your name Vladislava?
>Cuz I'd let you squat all over my heart

Then say
>But no really what's your max

>there are a surprising amount of dumb cunts who agree with 21 though
Or they know what you are trying to do and want to shut you down because they don't like you.

Do you like nice guys?

How many 6 year olds do you think you could take in a fight?

For you

Nah plenty of them would keep talking positively though

Pls respond...

ur supposed to use "u" and 'ur" u alreadu fuked up m8

Oh for fuck sake

if you were a hot dog would you eat yourself y/n

Now you know you done fucked up, right?

You're a 9/10, and I'm the 1 you need

>"your"
>not
>"ur"
>"you're"
>showcasing low quality intelligence genetics to a potential mate

what did he mean by this?

What do 9v batteries and your asshole have in common? I know I shouldn't lick them, but sooner or later I do it anyway.

u dun goofed op

Adidas? Lemme tap dat ass.

I like to ask girls if they have feminine penises

man, now I want to do the same, but have the punchline be
>Oh right I forgot u r a f g t

Fuck you, trust me, this conversation.is not worth it. If a girl has an e in her name she can fuck off. For fucks sake. Fuck this shit man.

blew it on the first word

0/10 bro. I hope she never replies cause it really doesn't deserve it.

>tinder
>potential mate

The odds are against that.

>9/11 was an inside job
Holy shit, all of my openers are gonna be political from now on, that's genius.

This.

"I hope your not too tight, it might hurt a lot"

or two millions but if they respond, then ist game on and i have every Weekend a new qt.
Well it works for me. good luck Boys.

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My first comment was a reference to her profile.

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ok... all good, Didi you fucked her, or have at least a date... or is it going to stay just a dream

Jesus Christ what am qt and u fucked up OP

F A M
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She lives about 70km away from me, not worth it. So I basically stopped the chat. That was just for the keks.

>get to the point where user want to be
>just for the keks

Just fuck the parasite. if you like her genetics and you can spend a day with her and she's tolerable, congrats you've found a possibly good woman.

That's life user. You don't want the things you get and you don't get the things you want.

I have a succes rate of 80% with

Hi :) Wanna go drink something?

What if I don't drink?

I almost never drink too fa.m but having alcohol just releases that first tension/awkwardness and i find it adds to my confidence, making it a perfect activity for first dates.

Also normies like to drink so more girls are gonna say yes than if you were asking them to go hiking or whatever

I need to stop telling girls that I live near the club in my village

I didn't realise at first that they probably think I want to get them drunk and Fuck them when really I want to pretend I don't want to do that but I really do suh

You had the perfect opportunity to give her a Chad responce, and ya blew it.

user from this morning. Help me turn this around.

"Then who are you looking for?"

What's in her bio? This information could help.

But I'm pretty sure you will meme her a second time anyway.

looking for hugs, trust me

>too bad bitch im fucking u 2nite

brilliant. OP, change your legal first name to Dick. it's short hand for Richard. it's your only chance now.

>well i know you want sperm bitch and you can't drink mine without getting the dick

protip: she's lying!

respond, "me neither, good that we have something in common, (now i would have written that we could meke this evening Special...depends where she lives...)"

>If you aren't looking for dick idk what you are looking for on this app

what a masterpiece

"But i am"

If this was true, she would have unmatch you

She's lying.

Playing hard to get.

She would have completely ignored and unmatched you otherwise.

Thank You!

No... no guys, that not a masterpiece, thats pretty salty... this Kind of mindset will not help you get pussies ever!
What the post says MAY be true, but ist entirely irrelevant and no good for your success.

Bio suggestions?

wait, why would they match you if they didn't like you for your looks atleast?

t. Whiteknight

user! dont say nothing about the Dick anymore, nor something that has to do with sex. She likes you and gived you a Chance.
Turn this shit around now.
Write like i wrote above, "me neither, good we have something in common (no smily!)" in the same sentence you ask if she wants to drink something with you, if she want to have a dope evening...

because they are stupid.

never say hiking

hiking on a first meeting = rape and murder

"good thing my name isnt Richard then"

then tell her to send digits or gtfo, you aint got enough time in the day to waste cock squeezing with her when you could be on here and lonely like the rest of us

'then why the fuck are you on tinder you fucking stupid bitch?'

>shitty advice from a namefag

what a surprise.

heres what you do, ask her what she is looking for and go from there. It's too late to change your image and backpedal as the namefag suggested, all you can so is show you're decent as well as a fun loving guy looking to hook up. Find out what shes after and make out you agree. She might not like you but it's too late to change that, if you back pedal she'll lose all respect for you because you're a beta sell out.

'me neither'
'n-n-no homo heh'

this

Ah, I forgot

...seriously now... i want you cuck to get pussy, nothing less.
Im kind of a slayer and dont give a fuck about loyalty, fucking cheating all the time, so im in no means whiteknight. I just think that this Freud Mindset would bring you absolutely nothing.
If you believe otherwise good, but dont cry afterwards in your room alone when im fucking your ex in my car....

How are you still getting replies? How aesthetics are you bruv?

>i want you cuck to get pussy, nothing less.

Don't worry brah,I actually fuck some on regular basis.

My own Mindset is "I'm enough" - Nothing more. If you live that mindset, not chick is too hot for you because you are enough to fuck her

>How do you get Dick out of Richard?
>You ask nicely

tell her how many pl8s you can bench

You lads got any tinder bio examples? Struggling to write a good one

This user have no idea, pls dont listen to him.
Saying that you too dont want dick is no backpedaling...
Asking what is she looking for is something fucking betas cucks do!
You dont care what the fuck is she looking for, therefor you write her, that you too dont want dick and ask her out...

good senpai

BUT DID U SMASH THO?

Tell us about yourself doe

ask her how many pl8s she can bench

for real though? you have a pet?
talk about that,
you- 'hey whats up anyhow'
her- 'blahblahblah some stupid bullshit, hbu'
you-'oh I'm just chilling with the cat haha bored'
her -'you have a cat? omg cats are kawaii' (bitches love pets)
you - yerh wanna see? give us your WhatsApp

bang you have the number

I'm at uni
Go to the gym
You know just normal shit

Do people have long or short bios? I was literally thinking of putting a one liner in there

but what if you do want dick?