>be me >be aspiring rapper (do local shows regularly, have an album out and about to drop another one shortly) >spit pretty good game, but literally got laughed at on stage when I took my shirt off. It was fucking hot as fuck up there and I thought I was being cool (the guy before me did it) >but no they fucking laughed at me. And I know why >I am 6'2 and 135 lbs. A fucking twig. Nobody takes me seriously.
How the fuck do I changed this? I want to look like pic related within a year or two. Is that possible? Also, how would I do it?
>I want to look like pic related within a year or two.
kill yourself, stick to being a shitty rapper and ignore any unrealistic fitness goals.
Juan Cox
Pic related looks gross. Do SS
John Sanchez
>implying a tren + test blast and +500 surplus and then a cut with clen woudln't get him looking like that in a year
top kek
Lucas Gray
Do SS + GOMAD but because you're so skinny, do 2 gallons of milk a day instead of 1
David Foster
post some of your raps
Jeremiah Wood
Give me a link to the program
Nathaniel Parker
>bro! take tren n clen u gona look like jeff seid/sadik in 1 year, I would know I'm a fitness expert after days of research in bodybuilding.com teen section! >t. pajeet 30% bodyfat nutrition
Levi Edwards
Google starting strength, it's super famous heh.
About to switch off it, went from total twig like you (135 6'1") to ~170lbs, almost the glorious 3pl8 squat. It works
Ayden Flores
i actually just dropped a music video. I would post it, but you guys would probably try and ruin my life. it is Veeky Forums after all.
So SS is a good program? I hear a lot about it
Connor Adams
Look at Moosey's progress after 6 week's of test ethan alone
Bentley Perry
Ugh Ill probably regret this, but here is my most recent song.
It's THE beginner program. It really is the way to start to get stronk. Unironically recommending it.
Spend the first few days getting the form down, then start trying to increase weight. It's fine to start with just the bar (although your form will obviously be different with weight). Eat big, and make sure not to let your form deteriorate.
Also ass to grass squats boi
Dominic Parker
>i actually just dropped a music video. I would post it, but you guys would probably try and ruin my life. it is Veeky Forums after all. lol faggot. you're never going to make it in the rap game if you're this bitch made nigga
Jeremiah Morris
here. fuck it
thanks man!
Joshua Smith
One more thing: watch the Rippetoe videos to learn the form. deadlift and squat especially
Dominic Gonzalez
will do.
Jaxon Evans
Read the fucking Sticky
Jackson Howard
pick a new career sorry brah
Jeremiah Evans
If that was actually you, you need to stop. Like, delete all that shit, and stop trying. I've never cringed that hard in my life at a video. Like jesus fuck dude
Jackson Mitchell
fucking hell man
Joseph Wood
What? Is it just because I am skinny? is it the image? Because this is one of my better songs. What is wrong with it?
Gabriel Gomez
>overlay audio is too loud compared to your voice >I literally thought it was gonna be a love song >no Hype, drop, catch, or even a catchy tempo >literally no one in the video but you >longing gazing >head bobbing >lonely arm swing >singing about "the struggle" on first release
Leo Scott
oh dang...harsh..
is there anything you liked about it?
Brody Adams
haha
Ethan Foster
what's wrong with it? I actually put a lot of hard work into it?
Honest advice. user is serious about the overlay audio and to be quite honest whatever you thought you were doing with the vibe in this song was incorrect.
I gotta admit that it isn't bad for an amateur. I closed my eyes leaned back in my chair and gave it an honest open minded listen; flow and content isn't bad but the song plays like all you had was a hook, and you went with that.
If you ask me I would say you have talent but you need some polish. And some black friends. And (constructive criticism) to work on your image. I'm trying to help you out so I'm sorry if this offends but you look like a bum. If you are trying to break into the entertainment industry you are going to have to learn to look the part.
Jack Thompson
thanks for the honest feedback. much appreciated
Jace Perry
>emotionless monotone voice >blablabla, generic lyrics >simple rhyme scheme >awkward flow I could go on to be honest bro
Henry King
Best of luck to you man. Dreams are hard to come by, and I hope you can achieve yours.
Bentley Morris
Naw
If you don't have friends, make some. Rappers get big because they know people, who know people. They make friends and have fuckers who spread the word. friends who edit videos on the cheap, hype men, hot girls, thugs who are hype to be in a rap video, even friends who are better rappers but have no desire to BE a rapper.
Also you need to study, lyrically, trends, flow, everything can be learned.
>my old school m8 who started the rap game from SHIT skills. he just studied the game and is starting to break out in SEATTLE youtube.com/watch?v=4muyOQoTDBI
Dude lose the glasses and you would look so much better. More muscle would definitely make people take you more seriously too
Camden Young
>I want to look like pic related within a year or two
Lincoln Peterson
> possible.
nope
Eli Green
Soon, SS will claim another victim.
Brody Roberts
SS works, trust me.
Joshua Hall
You'll never look like that. Dude in the pic has top tier genetics, wide clavicles small waist and if you watch his videos he doesn't really get fat from eating a fuckload. He's also been working out for 5 years.
Julian Fisher
This.
>For those not aware, coach Bill Starr popularized a solid strength routine in the 70’s called The Strongest Shall Survive that was advertised as packing on bulk (muscle everywhere) and overall body strength. This routine was an eye opener for those in the field of applied strength training in sports as The Strongest Shall Survive was successfully used in American football and players got very strong and bulky on coach Starr’s routine. People packing on 40lbs of weight, most of it muscle, in short amounts of time was not unheard of because Bill Starr, having being an Olympic weightlifter himself, intelligently based his routine around the Power Clean, the Full Squat and the Strict Press. With Starting Strength, Mark Rippetoe has cheekily added a few things here, removed a few stuff there, put it a label, started the marketing engine, and off he went with his Starting Strength routine. It worked.
SS is Sss, just worse everywhere.
Robert White
It will ruin your noob gains and make you fat. Great.
Adrian Perry
Prooofs
Benjamin Gomez
Look, he is godtier.
Jaxon Price
...
Brody Taylor
>call yerself a lion and smoke weed
Henry Myers
...
Charles Cooper
if you can have 90% dedication to diet and training even with the tren sides you can get ridiculous gains on 20wk cycle of 250 test 600 tren
add an oral for a kickstart maybe low dose dbol and eat at a hefty calorie surplus (500-1000kcal dependin how fat you are) for 14-16 weeks and then do a hard cut if needed (~1250kcal deficit) for the last few weeks left and you'll have close to 10kg of gained muscle
its not enough to make a skelly huge but still even 7kg of pure muscle is a lot
and unless you go crazy on diet and training it will take you easily over a year to get swole even on roids if you're dyel-mode (fat and bloated doesnt count)
you look like an upper class white guy and one of your first lines is about having back pain - the image will appeal to 40 year old strong Christian rednecks
it's so much easier for me to make rapping a proffession because I'm an """oppressed""" less fortunate minority kek
Kevin Young
You should have gone in STEM
Nathaniel Phillips
Post your shitty ppl body :^)
Nicholas Rodriguez
your flow is fine, but you're painfully uncool, you need better glasses, a better haircut, better dress sense, and you need to life
after that, you got a shot, also your video sucks
whats important is that you can actually spit though, like you're not a god but the music is solid
Isaiah Lee
Cem's got it right.
What in God's name is your angle? You "smoke the pain of your burdens away?" Regardless of any actual personal tragedies in your life, people won't buy that shit. Do you have VERY heavy tragedies in your life? If not, don't talk about burdens anymore. It would indicate a stunning lack of perspective.
Find an angle that people can connect with. Create something that can sell to somebody, anybody. Your music has no audience but your own pitiful self. That's no good, man.
In absolute majority of cases, it's super silly. I live in Poland and I hate rap because of idiots here. Typical shit is some nigger-like behavior, combined with driving expensive cars, hired bitches, drugs, primitive music and talking about being poor. The only ones that buy into it are teenagers. When they grow up, there's less and less listeners, which in my opinion, speaks volumes. No wonder it's nigger music.
Evan Watson
Read the fucking sticky holy shit how did you miss it there's a damn dinosaur running back and forth
Chase Morales
Stop making music for people mentally stuck in high school
Ryder Cox
wtf is moosey
Parker Flores
not the case with rappers in norway
Adrian King
Should have let their laughs spur you on. Wear it like armour.
i listen to both because i am not some kind of autist who disregards music based on stereotypes of their genre
Jacob Foster
Clearly not cvlt enough for black metal.
Kevin James
>Poland Enjoy your watered-down, at-arms-length excuse for "black culture". Must be great to live in a country that doesn't actually have niggers, then their worthless culture would be an actual threat to your youth's long-term prospects.
Ian Brown
>enjoy I don't know how being a piece of shit can be enjoyable. This is what I don't get in rap.
Luis Martin
Listen to early Eminem he raps not just about being poor, he raps about homosexuals, Vicodin and feminists
Aaron Roberts
lol gooktier garbage nigga wannabe... that your example of good music ??? serious?
Jacob Morgan
>cvlt Looks like you're the one who isn't kvlt newfriend
Justin Reed
You look like when you run you put your arms stretched out and behind your back
Noah Martin
Jesus christ this dude wasted a year of his life listening to image board memelords
People actually fall for the SS+go mad meme
Holy shit this is like the old trolling /b/ use to do to make people make mustard gas for crystals. Or the heated spoon thing