What caused his death

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

What caused his death
Too greedy, or too naive?

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Mosaic#Alexander_and_Darius
New_Cliche
New_Cliche

He got aids from being a faggot

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Too drunk.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

too chad

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Garbage Can Lid
So basically both?
If he just kept going instead of worrying about his troops would he have lived?

Evilember
Evilember

@CodeBuns
Is he wearing armour with a painting of his own face?

WebTool
WebTool

Poison ivy.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@CodeBuns
what caused his death?
Cassander probably

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@haveahappyday
We all die user and there is also this @eGremlin
possibility

SniperGod
SniperGod

Probably had malaria for years. He was constantly getting shits like a madman during his latter conquests.

There's this really sweet anecdote from a novel I read about him where, upon realizing he was so sickly that he would soon die, he attempted to sneak out of his palace and crawl into the Euphrates to be swept away and drown. He wanted to seemingly disappear without a trace, as it'd be a further indication he was truly divine. However his wife talked him out of it at the last second.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@SniperGod
The fucking CHAD add this to his answer when his generals asking for the succesor

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@SniperGod
The madman should have gone with it

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Poisoned by his own troops

Booteefool
Booteefool

@CodeBuns
The Jews

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

GRIDS

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@SniperGod
That's pretty cool. Got any more Alex stories? I fucking love this guy

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Booteefool
He was good to them . There is a pattern in that him , Caesar , Charlemagne , Napoleon was good to them

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@iluvmen
And Hitler

Emberburn
Emberburn

@lostmypassword
Hitler was retarded enough to think the Jews actually ran shit when they were no more than figureheads

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Emberburn
Figureheads for?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@BlogWobbles
Freemason anglos obviously

TechHater
TechHater

@iluvmen

with jews you lose

also hitler dubs checked. Veeky Forums kikes BTFO

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Stop shitting up a promising thread please

MPmaster
MPmaster

@TechHater
For Napoleon , he wanted to make them french but they betray him funny because nixon complain about the same thing the jew not being for america but more for there jewish interest

girlDog
girlDog

@MPmaster
For Hitler, he wanted to make them German but they betray him funny because Napoleon complain about the same thing the jew not being for France but more for there jewish interest

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@BlogWobbles
The people who put Germany into the shithole it is.

Just like how they're figureheads now for the Italians and the media.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@girlDog
You got me

Techpill
Techpill

@Evilember
It's the face of Medusa
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Mosaic#Alexander_and_Darius

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@New_Cliche
lol

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@SniperGod
women will never understand the value of a death shrouded in legend

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Harmless_Venom
She was probably worried that some shithead in the middle of nowhere would find the body

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Booteefool

On Kislev 21 of the year 3448 from creation (313 BCE), there occurred the historic meeting between Shimon HaTzaddik and Alexander ('the Great") of Macedonia.

The Samarians, bitter enemies of the Jews, had convinced Alexander that the Jews' refusal to place his image in their Temple was a sign of rebellion against his sovereignty, and that the Holy Temple should be destroyed. The Kohen Gadol ("High Priest") at the time was Shimon HaTzaddik, the last of the "Men of the Great Assembly" who rebuilt the Holy Temple and revitalized Judaism under Ezra. On the 21st of Kislev Alexander marched on Jerusalem at the head of his army; Shimon, garbed in the vestments of the High Priest and accompanied with a delegation of Jewish dignitaries, went forth to greet him. The two groups walked towards each other all night; at the crack of dawn they met. As Alexander beheld the visage of the High Priest, he dismounted his horse and bowed respectfully; to his men he explained that he often had visions of a similar-looking man leading him into battle. Shimon HaTzaddik brought the emperor to the Holy Temple and explained that Judaism prohibits the display of any graven image; he offered to name all the male children born to priests that year "Alexander" as a demonstration of loyalty to the emperor (which is how "Alexander" became a common Jewish name). The Samarians plot was rebuffed, and Kislev 21 was declared a holiday. (Talmud Yoma 69a)

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