Jail

Did being Veeky Forums help you in jail and/or prison?

No, being quiet but standing up for myself when I had to did tho.

This.

Being big and buff and fit in jail/prison is shitty. More people will fuck with you.

Fuck no

Yeah. But also joining a gang once you're in the big house helped. By my 3rd week I already had my cellmate as my sweetbitch. Shit was cash.

only niggers and other sub humans end up in jail have you retards tried you know.. not breaking the law of the country and acting like a civilized human being?

Not all of us grew up in the suburbs with a silver spoon in our mouth.

>using being poor as a excuse to act like a degenerate
nah it wouldn't matter if you grew up in the suburbs

just forget it, none of these retards have ever been to prison

i have

this is why white males are going extinct.

>degenerate
way i see it is that you are born somewhere with a legal system made up to an extent by arbitrary laws, many of which are not worth by respect. the only people who care about others acting civilized in my experience tend to be people who are overly concerned with what the bloke down the road thinks of him. no way to live life. be civilized if you want but don't expect anyone else to fit into that croc of shit

>there are people on Veeky Forums RIGHT NOW who brag about being subhuman retards

Yes
Source: most guys in prison are jacked, i know a few Aryans

You wouldn't last a day in da joint.

When I was in the psych ward I cucked a negro over a 13 year old spic girl. I was 17 at the time. Was last year. I would have fucked her if the guards didn't keep us apart. They even got mad when we played with each other's hair. Actually I was shaved bald but still.

I prob wouldn't last a day at buzzfeed HQ also. Why would I be proud of being able to hang with the retards?

Dude, you don't know what it's like. You don't have a clue. If you did, you'd find yourself doing the same thing too.

you can't just drop a story like that and not follow it up with details

What do you want to know

This. I grew up in the shittiest part of the south bronx, lived in a basement with my roommate the stray cat and some cockroaches, never went to jail, never even had an encounter with the cops.

full name, address, date of birth should do.

what were you all in for

Way I see it, there are plenty of people in Kenya, without work, with an IQ of

I've heard from someone that in Africa after their they will have factory workers who literally have to be retrained again for their job after holidays.

>criminals
the law is not a guideline for moral behaviour. its legal in saudi arabia etc to do all kinds of horrible shit to women. beat her up and you're a weak ass nobody but you're still an upstanding citizen in your book? or how about the 18 year old who gets put away for sex offence and has his life destroyed for the god awful crime of having consenting sex with a 17 year old girl? or the absolute scam that is "hate speech"?

defend the law if you want but i will not have respect for you until you stop pretending to have the moral high ground here

Well, basically I distanced myself from her after a while. I think I was in there for about 4 days, and after the second day the black kid started throwing fits and the police had to subdue him occasionally by threatening arrest. The Hispanic girl was cute and I pretty much had a boner the whole time in the psych hospital. It was one of the first times I had some sort of meaningful relation with a girl even tho it was only a couple days. She started causing a lot of shit tho (being mean to the staff) and I wanted to get home asap so I only talked to her when she initatiated.

I remember we were eating dinner before watching mean girls and I touched her self-cutting marks on her arm and she slapped my arm but she was only 13 so it didn't hurt.

She looked 17 though so you can't blame me. It was just making the best of a bad weekend.

I hope she's better.

I was in there because my father made fun of >tfw no gf so I kicked him down the stairs. I also tore down a dry wall in my room. They wouldn't have sent me to the funhouse if I went to school, but I skipped so I could go to my sports practice that afternoon. I remember listening to DNCE "cake by the ocean" for the first time and being tired as fuck but trying my best at practice. Then I got chipotle, got home and ate, and my parents told me I'd be arrested or sent to the hospital willingly. It was a week before Valentine's Day so it was super awful in terms of how I felt.

Also I turned 18 and started lifting instead of my sport and I feel so much better than I did. I was a 190lb low test lower last year and now I'm 255lb muscle + some fat.

Just do SS, talk to girls, don't drink and you will be fine.

Nice to see someone saved and reused my OC copypasta.

Greetings time traveler future self traveling to the past

>kicked him down the stairs

how did your parents react about the prison/ward thing?

they were pretty cool with it