/Fraud/ Steroid General

>How can you be this calm

No roid rage :>)

But uh, man, end of the day, you aren't gonna change anyone over the internet man.

You can't even make them see how stupid they are.

So all you can do is laugh and grab popcorn and chill in the best general on the board.


EDITION:

>Underage Manlets arguing over how much they pay for growth hormone (Chinese placebos mixed with lead) to inject themselves with to become taller manlets (pipe dream) ediiton.

A 15 year old girl wouldn't give me her number edition. Jerry expects me to get caught taking pics of a 14 year old so he can beat off edition.

>take photo

Jerry why don't you fucking take photos of all those lolis you post about if it's so fucking easy to do without getting caught.

Before asking for advice:

>Time spent lifting
>Bf %
>Age

General knowledge: Oral only cycle is only for women- don't post here asking us to talk you into anavar only cycle.

If you have been lifting for 5 fucking months and OHP 95 fucking pounds don't use gear.

first for ur waifu is shit

savage

Didn't we already talk about this

Do you want me to control V my shit at you then you control V at me or what

second season when?

My waifu is superior to any other waifus in every way.

>not buying a ps4k and idolm@s
>implying azusa isn't tge purest waifu

I just went to worksafe gif and enjoyed a kpop thread. Never was attracted to asians till 500mg test.

Legit want to to go on vacation to thailand and fuck some hot asian women.

Inb4
>women

>>not buying a ps4k and idolm@s

Translate this to english

Also.

>Defend yourself

>tells me to take photos of lolis at gym
>always posts about seeing lolis at the gym
>never posts photos

THis one has been bothering me Jerry

Gonna need to change name to 'Jerry the Hypocrite'

Wtf has happened to all you niggers

>mfw last thread

>taking a vacation
>not just hopping on OKC

you guys look like your having fun and making gains. I kinda wanna join in, but who knows what you'll be like when you're 60...

Checked.

I can really go wild in another country though. Its as if it never happened.
Like banging 16 yr olds and traps. Not doing that in my hometown bro

you don't need to be on the juice to shitpost m8

>making gains

Wow that's amazing steroids make you bigger?Who knew lamo.

get a job u bum

Fucking shredded? Lol

>not gonna bang 16 year olds in my homwtown

DID YOU READ THE OP? GET ON MY LEVEL FAGGOT.

>tfw 16 is legal here

MOVE. YOU DONT NEED TO GO TO THAILAND M8.

haha well yeah but I meant like something wrong with your hormones or shit.

but fuck they'll have medicine that can fix all that shit by then if they don't already and I guess you could just trt forever.

>who knows what you'll be like when you're 60

Europe?
I live in toronto. Sjw safespace.
Could easily find a asian gf in the future.
Want taboo asian loli though in thailand

...yolo?
Planning on bnc 4ever bro. Unreal feeling. Almost superhuman.

I'm envious

laughed audibly

>planning to BnC forever

Also I live in BASED USA.

It varies state by state here.

I had a date with a 16 year old but I didn't score last week.

Idk what I'm doing wrong. It's like last month or two women decided 'fuck this guy he incel now'

oh well. Dry spell over soon. I BELIEVE.

Ask Scooby

>Unironically using any ___cel term
pls no

sounds like the talk of a dyel heightcel jawcel bad gonial angle no hunter eyes incel to me m8

>I'm envious
Of what

Again. Yolo.
What state?

I claim I've been lurking the site for years yet I'm too stupid to figure out how to use a tripcode

MA

Cheaters will never make it in this life.

...

You should watch the news

you already? at least we get out and lift, fuck bitches lmao
we don't shitpost here all day like you

>we don't shitpost here all day like you

speak for yourself

Ps4 pro for a jap qt idol game goat

Why would I take pictures of every little girl that turns me on
I dont have a camcorder always on

I never claimed that, though I have. Why would anyone care to use my namefag name kek who cares

havent seen you post a single one fgt

I was gonna grab a photo of her but I had this vision in my head of the flash going off or a noise or something in my head

I dunno. The asking for her number doesn't emrass me. If anyone gives me shit (gym employees) I will just be like 'I thought she was 20 sorry'

But the taking a photo of a loli would just put a target on my back

Living with my mom is great, is this what being NEET is? Napped all day today and she bought me Thai food.

Went out for lunch with my high school sweetheart today and we wound up hooking up. Weird being back in the town I grew up in. Excited to find a new gym.

Clean for almost a week again.

Wait, you have a job?

Anyways, living at home is the best man.

Well, if your family is chill. Mine is great.

I'm making 6 digits a year and have 0 motivation to move out.

fbi here. where can i get steroids.

can steroids kill you?

Local law enforcement

Steroids are an easy way to find out if you were born with a congenital heart disease.

best used in combination with cocaine

it would be extremely painful

I am the guy that came off 750 dnp 13 days ago.I have been eating at maintenance and lost 7 lbs since I came off, 5 of which was in the past 5 days. Still holding a very VERY large amount of water even so, which is obvious as I wouldn't be losing 1lb a day eating at maintenance unless I am still dropping water...

Is there anything I can do at this point to just drop the water quickly? It's getting annoying. My total weight loss for a 3-4 week run at mostly 750mg, but around a week at 500mg, is now 23.4lbs. I was 7lbs heavier 13 days ago, and only ate maintenance since then...

I'm no expert but stop eating salt?

requesting someone with more brain cells or contest prep experince to confirm this

and uh why are you eating maintenance have you /made it/?

I don't think I have cruised long enough to blast again yet, and mentally can't take cutting anymore. It is also going to be insightful to see just exactly how much water I drop total, since I won't be gaining or losing anything eating maintenance

And I already am getting almost 0 salt in my food

Just chill bro you already rushed it enough it'll come off

Drink a lot of water. If you've got a lot of sodium it'll help flush it.

This OP is too long.
Sup degenerates?
Damn I've been busy as fuck today. Did I miss anything cool?

Do you not like the format, or is it my blog posting that made it too long.

I like the

>before you ask for advice

And think of how many ppl I stopped from asking 'opinions on var only cycle'

of the superhuman BnC feeling you describe

It's fine. Just long. I usually try to keep it short and sweet and throw a joke in there if possible.

Yeah im not a pedo

Ur a gay
Thats whats up

Real men don't use -- or need -- steroids.
/thread

Real men don't use -- or need -- steroids.
/thread

Real men don't use -- or need -- steroids.
/thread

Real men don't use -- or need -- steroids.
/thread

Real men don't use -- or need -- steroids.
/thread

>Ur a gay
Ya steroids will do that to you.

>Ur a gay
>Thats whats up
Ever notice there's usually at least as many pics of dudes in steroid threads as girls? There's a good reason for that..

I sent somebody who is claiming to be you an email with a bunch of qs in the subject line a few days back
that's you right? want to make sure it's not an impostor.

300 caps?
You could ask jerry or another trip to verify it's me as well.

Oh I know
Precum tastes good no homo

Theres nothing gay about feminine penises

Ya just making sure. I reallllllyy want to make sure I don't get assraped by customs (which is why I want them labeled as something like creatine)

Please tell me you don't actually know what cum tastes like.
Don't worry about customs. I will email you shortly.

>Please tell me you don't actually know what cum tastes like.

Not swapping your cum with ur girl during a heated sex makeout, u gay?

...

Why don't you use a trip if you show up in /fraud/ all the time?

What is her name

How long after eating carbs on keto does it take to bloat?

251

I'm tired.

shoo shoo broccoli man

Pls answer

You do realise that you can acquire that physique while being natural, right?
>Source
Former detective.

1-3 meals with water, usually a good day before there's enough carbohydrates+insulin to refuel muscle+liver glycogen stores

polysaccharides and avoiding everything but glucose will put it on fastest but it doesn't really matter

If I'm reconstituting an oral is it okay to use an alcohol that's only 120 proof?

My ffmi is 27 so idk

Excellent OP

>Please tell me you don't actually know what cum tastes like.

How common/uncommon is it for guys to have ever tasted cum? I used to taste mine when I first heard about the thing where pineapple juice makes your cum sweeter (it does).

I scoop my cum up, wipe it on my girls mouth and we make out.

How is she fat
She is my goal

fat whore

Help me fraud senpai.

After two years of minimal gains, almost non existent energy and complete lack of self confidence I've realized that I'm most likely low test.
I'm 21 and want to start taking TRT. I'm not uneducated about it, just want experienced input from anyone who has been on it before.

>inb4 read the fucking sticky
I started as an uber-skelly and I swear to god I've seen friends who barely fucking lift make better gains than me while eating complete shit in the same exact time frame.

What can I do to get this prescribed at my age?

help me pls.

>How is she fat
By eating too much

INGRESS'S JAP PLAYER SkipAway.

>you are the autist, arent you?

"the autist"? Is English not your first language? DId you mean to ask if I was "an autist"?

I am not autistic because as I said earlier:
>Not that it matters in your little echo chamber but I'm not a virgin. I'm no stud but I am mentally balanced and can approach and engage women

lern2read

>mom recognizing his body dysmorphia leads to fighting in the family
>refuse to admit/acknowledge dysmorphia (separate issue from the glands, but you can't deny it's there)
>yeah look how cool i am, I can call my mom a disgusting fat bitch who is ugly as shit
>I'm willing to break from my family because of my dysmorphia

You'd be surprised at how easy it is to interact with peoples' logical sides if you just make an effort to empathize with them and understand what they're feeling before talking to them instead of being an edgy kid who just digs his heels in and refuses to accept any perspective but his own

wanna know how i know you're fat & dyel?

you should lose some pounds

>most likely low test
get bloods to confirm

>What can I do to get this prescribed at my age?
Find a reasonable doctor. You may have luck with naturopathic doctors who specialize in hormone replacement therapy, as they will have more experience with the standard of care and won't be as knee-jerk panicky as your average endo or GP

Nice

GET BLOODERINOS

So this sleeping thing doesnt work out too well on dnp i see.

i am
but im saying that she keeps being insulted but she clearly lifts so what's the problem

so does brick

hes still fat

do you know what fat is
if she put normal clothes on, she would look average

>do you know what fat is
subcutaneous adipose tissue

>if she put normal clothes on, she would look average
no she would still be fat

What state/country do you live in jerry?

16 is legal here 100% like I said before.

with your persuasion for lollies I'd think you'd want to live somewhere like where I live

I've met some online dating too, they lie about their age.

Here's what I do

>haha I look so stupid in my drivers license they messed up the picture
>show them mine
>let me see yours
>they produce it
>I can see their age

And then I have definitive proof she is over 16, consent. No one can do anything to me. No FBI reading this, no local police, no nobody.

If they don't have license it's a pretty clear indicator she isn't 16 considering how young looking I like them, and I don't do a single thing to them, with them.

Are you trolling rn

>this is a men's fitness magaizine. I want to look like these men. Not at these men.

You're delusional he is 6'5"

She's ugly and she's fat and she's in general gross.

>clearly lifts

What? No. the only thing that girl lifts is McDonald's into her mouth.


I think you feel for all the "thicc" memes. Let me explain it to you:

>>ugly,short, dyel, poor, autistic fit poster
>no woman with options would fuck him
>man shit
>well no one wants to fuck fat Girls unless they are desperate
>the competition is less steep and the girls are not choosy
>I'll post photos of fat girls until I convince myself I actually like them

It's sour grapes on a huge scale.

Some guys like girls that are swoleish and thin like cap, some guys like dyel girls that are thin like (every guy that isn't a latent homo)

No guy actually prefers gross fat chicks

Open some windows

I don't think being thin and having no ass is attractive... As long as the stomach is flat and the arms aren't huge, I think big legs and a big ass look like real women traits

GOAT female body is thin and low bf% but huge ass and some titties

Requires good genetics

Acceptable is skeleton tier

Nice is something in between those two

Anything else """thick""" is disgusting

I'm so glad I'm not poor and ugly Manlet and don't need to settle for """thick"""

why would a woman want to be low bodyfat/skeleton??? the lowest I think is pleasing is kylie
you dont have your period when you're shredded
there are no skinny girls with hips

I didn't mean shredded when I said low body fat I meant like 15%

I dunno. So long as nothing jiggles except for ass and tits, she's attractive

The cow that girl wants to look like has tons of fat on her belly

That's not attractive

she doesn't though...
idg how she is fat

Whatever If you wanna look like that it's your funeral

Just be prepared to exclusively date 3/10 manlets and don't be surprised when guys like me turn our nose up at you

I've been dating tall, intelligent Chads with glasses with my current body so I don't think that I'll be craving your DNP stained cum

lol

Uh huh

I dunno know why you're still posting here

You asked us for routine to look like that, we said

>mcindalds to failure

End of story.

no I want a real lifting routine so i can be thicc
the end
i like the Jennifer Sue look