How does it feel...

Flameblow
Flameblow

...To know you are fucking up your skeletal system with weights and machines,
Fucking up your neuromuscular system with isolation?

...To be wasting money on unnecessary bullshit like gym or training mats, that you could be spending to buy higher quality food?

...To be drinking and eating biotrash "fitness" corporations shove down your throat and actually paying for it?

...To be torturing your body with make-belief super foods and diets your body was never meant to process,
Following vegetarianism or even veganism like a mindless slave that you are?

...To do moronic exercises like light cardio, cool downs and retarded stretches somebody come up with while high in the 60s?
When all you needed was your own body and basic food and water...
gg amerifats continue being mindless sheep, corporations love you for that

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

feels good, man

Illusionz
Illusionz

Pretty deece.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

10/10 would snap again

Spamalot
Spamalot

I love corporations they make all the shit that keeps me from living in a grass hut picking bugs out of my ass pubes.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Flameblow
I mean I only spend special money on running shoes, shorts, and socks, which amounts to around $250 annually. I'm not upset about it.

And I look and feel phenom, so... bretty gud.

Lunatick
Lunatick

I fucked up my shoulder big time doing OP pic related

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Flameblow
Being this poor that you are complaining about something as simple as the gym and high quality food.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Emberfire
running
Hahaha what a faggot. Unless you're an actual RUNNER or doinig this as a morning routine, you're fucking retarded and should stop pretending to be hetero - you're not.

@kizzmybutt
99.786678% of fitfags are poor as fuck but they give their last money to their GYM MASTERS anyway because they are retarded. And as a result only eat shit fitness corporations sell them like sports drinks and "protein" "shakes".

I'm laughing at you idiotic dumbbells, chewing on my cucumber.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Flameblow
To know you are fucking up your skeletal system with weights and machines
resistance exercise strengthens bones

Methnerd
Methnerd

@VisualMaster
chewing on my cucumber

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Playboyize
Hahaha as long as it's BODY RESISTANCE and not some faggy equipment made to make men into nice looking impotent weak sissies who like to get pegged.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

corporations

Supergrass
Supergrass

@VisualMaster
I am an actual runner.

Dude, how small is your dick?

(mine's 8")

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@StrangeWizard
i-it's just a myth, rr-right g-gguys?
No. They own your fucking hippie asshole and they have plans for pimping it out already.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Is capoeira any good? Wanna get into bodyweight, not self defense

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Supergrass
5.7 - above average, very solid over all.
4.7 in girth.

5mileys
5mileys

@VisualMaster
Yeah, hahahaha, how very funny

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Crazy_Nice
Why would you waste your time on make-belief MA you autistic retardo? Just go to muai tai or something.

You don't need MA to gain strength.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@5mileys
Don't get triggered, gym babby. It's not too late to change your sissy ways ( I think).

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Supergrass
2" master race here.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@kizzmybutt
Hahaha, yeah, hahaha

Emberburn
Emberburn

@PackManBrainlure
ok maybe its too late
sorry

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Evil_kitten
It shows.

@TreeEater
Good attitude, my man.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Emberburn
hahaha he he he he

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@SniperGod
Of course it does.

StonedTime
StonedTime

I'm in the military so it's free.

Body weight exercises aren't enough.

FastChef
FastChef

@TurtleCat
That's why I said so.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@StonedTime
How THE FUCK are they not enough you fucking retarded cocksucker?

Try doing one hand push-ups, one hand pull-ups or one leg squats and see how NOT ENOUGH they are fucking are. Moron.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@GoogleCat
no legs

girlDog
girlDog

@Raving_Cute
Exactly. No leg squats are even harder. But try telling that to retarded gym fiends.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@w8t4u
Already doing muay thai, boring af. Good for self defense. But capoeira is just freaking sick to look at.

And yes "to look at." I feel it would get me into bodyweight shit really well.

I already 1/2/3/4 anyway and am contented with strength.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@GoogleCat
One hand anything is a fucking meme. 2 hands are infinitely better.
The only thing you'll improve by doing one handed pushups is your ability to impress people who don't know any better.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@girlDog
Well... you're not wrong.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@VisualMaster
this is sadly true

girlDog
girlDog

@VisualMaster
Lol so you can eat a cucumber nice I can buy one for <1 dollar at wholefoods too. What's this highly elite food you talk about? You eating smoked salmon and lobster tail every day bro?

farquit
farquit

@Flameblow
Don't spend money on anything just go to old high schools weight room

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