I finally got fit and I keep having female coworkers grope me. What do
I finally got fit and I keep having female coworkers grope me
Grope them back
grope them back.
equal rights and all.
sue them for sexual harassment.
yea seriously sue them wtf that's harassment
sue them so hard dude
They're swollesting you. Take it to HR
misread their touches and humblebrag on Veeky Forums like the autist you are
worse, call it swolestation and confirm being autismo
Yell: "Hands off the goods!"
Girl grabs my chest and squeezes and after she bumped into me on accident. Steps back and says I totally just felt you up.
fair is fair...
pull your dick out
"HEY! Looking's free, but touching is 5 dollahs. Union rules."
Taking advantage of a broken system is tumblr
Start workin inna office
person I answer too is 5'4 +200lbs
literally played humpty dumpty in a shrek play
can't wear pants because chub rub
feet are purple because of the prebeetus, doesn't wear shoes in the office
she makes me do things she could do, like get random items off of high places, pick up heavy things, caught her making faces while I was bent over
straight up asks me if I am interested in casual sex
head of HR is fat woman, they go to buffets together on fridays along with the other sows
she still emails me randomly.
either quit or start documenting when she does it
Why not? If you did this to them they would sue in a heartbeat.
sue them for thousands. that's sexual harassment and they wouldn't bat an eye to not do the same thing to you!
"Alright, my turn now."
With a completely straight face.
Shriek at high volume and say "BEGONE"
claim thousands in sexual harassment claims
never have to work in that shitty office job again
They'd do the same to you if you did it user, report them immediately
guy touches my arm
that awkward second of him realizing what hes touching behind my clothes and grasps onto it for a second time this time for a little longer
I hear you OP.
Now sexual harassment can be a very """traumatizing""", but more importantly profitable experience, the trick here is to collect as much evidence over as long a period as possible. And acted as disturbed as possible. That way it seems more serious and you can get in the money making zone instead of them just getting a slap on the wrist. You have to also get to an external court asap while also making it seem like you filed complaints at your company, this is easier to do when you have more long term evidence.
Good luck and enjoy your settlement hush money.
OP grope those sluts back but do it with a smile
person I answer too is 5'4 +200lbs
I would've quit on the spot.
Give them the Vitamin D
Are you a guy or a girl?
The honest answer is to reciprocate the affection if they're attractive and act slightly creeped out if they're not.
tfw not big enough for women to touch and grope me
This but yell gods instead
you can start by stop lying on the internet
do not grope back unless you wanna be sued and have a sexual harrasment case on your criminal record.
I can guarentee you those women are a clique and will fuck your shit up if you let them.
If you enjoy it then just just milk it if you dont then ask them to stop.
Sue them for sexual harasment
tell HR, assimilate their salaries or have an office full of bros. win win
are thos shoulders shoped?
usually wear clothes a size bigger
friend pats me in the back and feels the muscles, ask to touch my arms, feels the muscle
never a reason to take off my shirt, i've been secret swole for a year
had a co-worker come over once who broke up with her bf and wanted a pounding
was surprised i was fit under my layers of clothing
im not super jacked because i do cardio
all that shit just to say cardio kills gains?
post on /adv/ and stop shitposting here
Sounds like you're not high test chum.
Fuck/grope the attractive ones, take the ugos to HR.
Not that hard desu.