I finally got fit and I keep having female coworkers grope me

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I finally got fit and I keep having female coworkers grope me. What do

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Fuck them

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Grope them back

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

grope them back.

equal rights and all.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

fuck them

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@BlogWobbles
sue them for sexual harassment.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Need_TLC
yea seriously sue them wtf that's harassment
sue them so hard dude

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Need_TLC
@Crazy_Nice
Gtfo tumblr

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@BlogWobbles
They're swollesting you. Take it to HR

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@BlogWobbles
misread their touches and humblebrag on Veeky Forums like the autist you are

worse, call it swolestation and confirm being autismo

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@BlogWobbles
Yell: "Hands off the goods!"

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@CouchChiller
Girl grabs my chest and squeezes and after she bumped into me on accident. Steps back and says I totally just felt you up.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@AwesomeTucker

fair is fair...

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

pull your dick out

Lunatick
Lunatick

@BlogWobbles
"HEY! Looking's free, but touching is 5 dollahs. Union rules."

cum2soon
cum2soon

@haveahappyday
Taking advantage of a broken system is tumblr

Flameblow
Flameblow

@BlogWobbles
Start workin inna office
person I answer too is 5'4 +200lbs
literally played humpty dumpty in a shrek play
can't wear pants because chub rub
feet are purple because of the prebeetus, doesn't wear shoes in the office
she makes me do things she could do, like get random items off of high places, pick up heavy things, caught her making faces while I was bent over
straight up asks me if I am interested in casual sex
head of HR is fat woman, they go to buffets together on fridays along with the other sows
quit job
she still emails me randomly.

either quit or start documenting when she does it

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@haveahappyday
Why not? If you did this to them they would sue in a heartbeat.

double standards

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

sue them for thousands. that's sexual harassment and they wouldn't bat an eye to not do the same thing to you!

Flameblow
Flameblow

@BlogWobbles
"Alright, my turn now."

With a completely straight face.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@BlogWobbles
Shriek at high volume and say "BEGONE"

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

sue
claim thousands in sexual harassment claims
never have to work in that shitty office job again

They'd do the same to you if you did it user, report them immediately

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

guy touches my arm
that awkward second of him realizing what hes touching behind my clothes and grasps onto it for a second time this time for a little longer

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@BlogWobbles
I hear you OP.

Now sexual harassment can be a very """traumatizing""", but more importantly profitable experience, the trick here is to collect as much evidence over as long a period as possible. And acted as disturbed as possible. That way it seems more serious and you can get in the money making zone instead of them just getting a slap on the wrist. You have to also get to an external court asap while also making it seem like you filed complaints at your company, this is easier to do when you have more long term evidence.

Good luck and enjoy your settlement hush money.

Bidwell
Bidwell

OP grope those sluts back but do it with a smile

WebTool
WebTool

@Flameblow
person I answer too is 5'4 +200lbs
I would've quit on the spot.

Evilember
Evilember

Give them the Vitamin D

takes2long
takes2long

@BlogWobbles
Are you a guy or a girl?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

The honest answer is to reciprocate the affection if they're attractive and act slightly creeped out if they're not.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Fried_Sushi
iktfb....

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@BlogWobbles
*BRRRRAAAAAAP*

idontknow
idontknow

tfw not big enough for women to touch and grope me

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Spazyfool
This but yell gods instead

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

What do
you can start by stop lying on the internet

Nojokur
Nojokur

@BlogWobbles
do not grope back unless you wanna be sued and have a sexual harrasment case on your criminal record.

I can guarentee you those women are a clique and will fuck your shit up if you let them.

If you enjoy it then just just milk it if you dont then ask them to stop.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@BlogWobbles
Sue them for sexual harasment

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@BlogWobbles
tell HR, assimilate their salaries or have an office full of bros. win win

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@BlogWobbles
are thos shoulders shoped?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@StonedTime
kek, this

girlDog
girlDog

usually wear clothes a size bigger
friend pats me in the back and feels the muscles, ask to touch my arms, feels the muscle
never a reason to take off my shirt, i've been secret swole for a year
had a co-worker come over once who broke up with her bf and wanted a pounding
was surprised i was fit under my layers of clothing
im not super jacked because i do cardio

5mileys
5mileys

@Lunatick
Kek this

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@girlDog
all that shit just to say cardio kills gains?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@takes2long
Guy

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Need_TLC
@Crazy_Nice
Document it, go to court, collect six figures, retire from rat race to focus on gains.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

What do

post on /adv/ and stop shitposting here

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@haveahappyday
manlet.

FastChef
FastChef

@Flameblow
Sounds like you're not high test chum.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@BlogWobbles
Fuck/grope the attractive ones, take the ugos to HR.
Not that hard desu.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@haveahappyday
"got fit"

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