Boog

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

How is it possible to be so fat that falling down literally breaks your ass?

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https://www.reddit.com/r/boogie2988/comments/3fia4a/is_boogie_ever_going_to_lose_weight/
https://twitter.com/Boogie2988/status/819064768522756096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Slaov-G2H20
https://youtu.be/OHsibslvJHU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tEBDWZtVJU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXhqmRYoR3k
https://twitter.com/Boogie2988/status/819064768522756096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=374U7z4s9fM
Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Fat people have a lot of muscular mass to hold all the fat.

massdebater
massdebater

CALORIE THEIVIN

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@ZeroReborn

Wait is that him in the left? What happend? Link to the video?

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Gigastrength
What do you think happened he fell on his ass probably and since he weights so much that happened to his ass

Flameblow
Flameblow

@ZeroReborn
he was muh child abused, stop making fun.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Firespawn

link to the video/vlog

JunkTop
JunkTop

@ZeroReborn
when is boogie going to die m8s?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Gigastrength
@VisualMaster
Broke his ass from falling out of his chair according to his twitter. OP is from his stream tonight

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Sir_Gallonhead
chair broke underneat me
i fell and my weight broke my ass
mfw this is not made up

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

thin privilege is being able to sit in a solid chair without it breaking, becoming injured and being to ashamed to go to a doctor.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@massdebater
SALAD DODGER

viagrandad
viagrandad

@ZeroReborn
He didn't fall, his own gravity pulled the earth into him and devastated his anus.

takes2long
takes2long

@ZeroReborn
what part of his body am I even looking at?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@takes2long
527lbs of ass my man

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

that much contusion
from a 2.5 foot fall from seat level.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@ZeroReborn

This guy is just beyond pathetic.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Snarelure
He makes 6 figures, self employed.

Society would view you as being more pathetic with your 30k job.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@kizzmybutt
that's 500 lbs of pussy and ass. gonna cause some damage

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@RavySnake
Society would view you as being more pathetic with your 30k job.

I like boogie in fact, but no, society wouldn't

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Sir_Gallonhead
@JunkTop
chair died

AHAHAHAHA

Also

too embarrassed to go to the doctor

Didn't he celebrate having insurance because of the ACA?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@RavySnake

Don't lump me in with you, I make 75k a year as a software engineer and no the world would not view me as more pathetic. Get of social media for a while and actually experience real life kid.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Need_TLC
Software engineers are generally disgusting fat ugly slobs.

You think society respects you? lmao. Maybe some single mother who wants to leech resources off you, that's about it. Nobody respects office dweebs. Not unless you're the CEO.

5mileys
5mileys

@MPmaster
Man whats it like being 17?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@lostmypassword
527lbs

Jesus fucking chrit is thar reaalaly how muc he weighs?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@5mileys
30 actually, happily married since 23, 4 kids.

How's all that attention from the single mothers going you little bitch boy dweeb geek nerd faggot?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Playboyize
You dont need to lie on the internet.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@JunkTop
Sooner than he expects.

askme
askme

@massdebater
CHEESE DRINKING

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@ZeroReborn
In his defense, I broke my tailbone and bruised the living shit out of my buttcheeks in 7th grade when a friend knocked me over on the sidewalk playing football. I was about 5 feet tall and an 80 pound super skelly.

WebTool
WebTool

@askme
CRISCO BATHING

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Reminder

Illusionz
Illusionz

@PurpleCharger

:(

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@PurpleCharger
the fuck? is this real lmao

happy_sad
happy_sad

Sad!

Inmate
Inmate

@ZeroReborn
Why doesn't this dumb ass just go on a diet. Like just cut out one of your burgers for the day.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@PurpleCharger
ugly gf takes picture with literal gay black man
he MUST be a cuck!

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Playboyize
not the guy you replied to, you do seem offended like some 17 year old tho.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@PurpleCharger

being so fat that you make yourself a cuckold because you arent able to fuck your wife anymore

Illusionz
Illusionz

@JunkTop
literally any day now could be his last.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Inmate
Bbbut my mother abused me 7 gorillion times!

He had a fucking horeific childhood and eating is his way to cope. He's a manchild that doesn't want to move on past his childhood troubles because he's afraid of the future and comfortable in his misery.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Firespawn
hey im using meme arrows am i cool?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Playboyize
Jesus man, you seem like a total faggot getting pissy like a little bitch over a comment on the internet lombago

Firespawn
Firespawn

@ZeroReborn

Whats up with that bruise though? Did he fall directly on his crack onto a steel beam?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Playboyize
You trying to front me bitch nigga? Ill fuck your fagot ass up and make you suck this dick nigga, yeah you ain't shit bitch, I'll knock yo ass the fuck out bitch ass nigga trigga without a gigger digger ligger figger.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

my biggest was 587. Today I am 527. Glad I stopped gaining at least and went in the other direction.
Will I ever be slim? No. But I hope to be under 400 pounds again one day before I sie, for the first time since I was 19.

-Boogie, 2015

https://www.reddit.com/r/boogie2988/comments/3fia4a/is_boogie_ever_going_to_lose_weight/

whereismyname
whereismyname

@ZeroReborn

I used to feel bad for him and had a little bit of compassion. I was really looking forward to see him change and lose all the weight

1 or 2 years ago. He had all the chances to make changes, but with boogie it's always

'i'm mentally feeling bad'
'i had this terrible experience'
'this made me feel so bad'

Everyone has problems, everyone had traumas growing up. If he can function as an adult there are no excuses.
I like listening to the guy, and seeing how he fucked his legs sucks, but it really shouldn't be that hard to lose weight. He knows it, talks about it constantly but never commits to it for some reason.

massdebater
massdebater

Can the fat fuck not get liposuction or something?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Honest question, i'm pretty ignorant on this, but since his overeating stems from mental trauma can't he work with a psychiatrist to tackle the problem at its roots?
I mean he can get down to 180lbs with diet (i remember that time he went on keto and started swimming or some shit and he lost a fuckload of weight) but whenever he's stressed he's gonna overeat again and undo all his weightloss progress, is there a reason why he isn't tackling the mind health issues (even with medicine if needed) before the weightloss?
There's no fucking way he's gonna make it like this and it saddens me cause he seems like a chill dude

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Gigastrength

He's lazy, as are all fat people. His natural tendency is to not do anything.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Sir_Gallonhead
chair died underneath me
my sides have left the orbit

Illusionz
Illusionz

@ZeroReborn
Drilled rimless glasses, fucking disgusting.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

boogie broke his ass
that term is so fucking hillarious

girlDog
girlDog

@ZeroReborn
HOLY FUCKING SHIT

imagine how much fucking pressure was on that chair and how much force it took to literally break the chair to pieces and still maintain enough force to literally destroy his ass on the impact

That fucking disgusting piece of shit. How come people are watching such abominable person? All he does is eat shit, play video games and whine about his health problems posting videos of his disgusting body showing bruises, wounds, or swollen feet. I can't fucking stand this cunt.

farquit
farquit

@Playboyize
lmao you seem more like a twelve year old really. I bet you tell all your friends how you "troll" people on Veeky Forums by flamimg them.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Gigastrength
Royally fucked up people are not rational. He would gain nothing from seeing a therapist because either
1. Therapist tells him to leave the past in the past and work on himself in the present. Boogie becomes enraged because it delegitimizes the awful shit he went through and doesn't listen to a word she says.
2. Therapist says it's ok to be a big baby and never improve. She collects infinite checks for life from Boogie because he will keep seeing her for non-support support because it feels good to be told you're perfect.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@happy_sad

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ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@whereismyname
this

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Playboyize
Fee fi fo thum I smell that summer has come, go away man

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Sir_Gallonhead
Why won't he lose weight? Does he want to die or something?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Playboyize
GOLEM GET YE GONE

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@happy_sad
filename

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Playboyize

getting mad at strangers on Veeky Forums.
You are as insecure as the president.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@TurtleCat
GOLEM GET YE GONE

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Playboyize
I don't think therapists work that way

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Sir_Gallonhead
@SniperWish
too embarrassed to go to the doctor
not too embarrassed to post it on twitter for ~0.5mil followers

eGremlin
eGremlin

@RavySnake
But what the fuck do you do with money if you cant enjoy living.. or even sitting down since chairs explode into your ass ? Id rather be poor, ripped and healthy, doing things i like

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Gigastrength

I don't know that he's not seeing one. He's talked about his mental issues and patterns regarding food, he seems to have something of an understanding of it.
But even if he is seeing one, or was to being, therapists aren't miracle workers.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@WebTool
LARD GARGELING

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Sir_Gallonhead

Boy I did some real damage

My sides are in orbit

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@massdebater
If someone is too big, their could be issues with their circulation and they could die on the table

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@happy_sad
Oh my fucking god ahahaha

iluvmen
iluvmen

@happy_sad
being so butthurt that you need some ice too cool off

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@happy_sad
3ds
At his wedding

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Sir_Gallonhead
a chair is like 50cm off the ground about

how much mass would it take to bruise tissue and cause such trauma from falling only 50cm at 9m/s/s

assuming it was about 50 cm and not even one full second of falling.

jesus christ usually fat people cushion their falls, but in his case he is so fat that his weight counteracts the cushioning

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Sir_Gallonhead
@Emberburn
Lacerations

Holy shit

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@PurpleCharger
holy shit the cheerleader effect really does work

i always thought she was pretty hot, when next to boogie

next to a normal human she looks like she has carrot tits

StonedTime
StonedTime

@ZeroReborn
Since he was sitting his ass would hit the ground at 4.9m/s, that is 17.6km/h, that is how fast people normally run, it's not even fast, so with his weight the impact was roughly 1000 joules of energy
A normal person would impacted with about 300 joules of energy.
SO that must be how it feels like to live on a pulsar.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

What mental issues does he have?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Lord_Tryzalot
fatness is directly proportional to self delusion and self vicitmisation

TreeEater
TreeEater

@kizzmybutt
Is """making it""" being able to deadlift Boogie?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I'll just leave this here https://twitter.com/Boogie2988/status/819064768522756096

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Fried_Sushi
so? he needs to eat over his daily maintenace or there will be no gainz

w8t4u
w8t4u

@TreeEater

Deadlift 500 pounds? Yeah thats pretty admirable.

Inmate
Inmate

@Lord_Tryzalot
whatever mental issue that all other fatasses have

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

100 bucks says that his wife enables him and continues to buy him junk food so he'll eventually die.

FastChef
FastChef

@Sir_Gallonhead
This stuff is morbid

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@eGremlin
This

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Playboyize
IT nerds BTFO Tbh

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Gigastrength
He's never gonna make it anyway, his body is irreversibly fucked.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@RavySnake
I'd take 30k over six figures and less than ten years of miserable life left any day of the week.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@TalkBomber
This, fucking disgusting manchild

massdebater
massdebater

@TreeEater
@w8t4u
Deadlifting 500 pounds isn't that hard Tbh

likme
likme

@Need_TLC
Depends on who you work for. Some offices are full of doritos and monster binge eaters while other watch their diet, socialize and workout.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Playboyize
condom broke when I was 23
knocked up some gray sweatpants wearing slut
man up, take responsibility
get a couple of more kids, wife gets fat
start curling and hang out on Veeky Forums to feel better

Never going to make it.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Shay Carl can lose all that weight and this fat fuck has most likely been putting on more and managed to fuck himself in the ass because of it.
When is he going to use his YouTube bucks for workout equipment?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Fried_Sushi

Is that whipped creme or mayonnaise?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@SniperGod

When your last child is 18 and you leave her dumpy ass, your children will know why. Don't let her influence them negatively, make them admire you.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Lunatick
DR. ROBOTNIK LOOKING

askme
askme

@ZeroReborn

Aegon the Unworthy. Died from festering wounds of his corpulance splitting open and flesh worms consumed him.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@massdebater
You can't get one if you're too fat

And what's the point? Most people that need surgery for weight loss lack the necessary discipline and mental fortitude to stop eating,he'll still put on weight even after surgery

askme
askme

@ZeroReborn

If not being able to even sit down isnt a come to jesus moment, i Dont know what is

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Firespawn
He's bi you dumb fuck.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@viagrandad
UNDERRATED

takes2long
takes2long

@TurtleCat
GOLEM GET YE GONE

RavySnake
RavySnake

@massdebater
Tell that to the chair that collapsed under the motherfucker.

girlDog
girlDog

@TurtleCat
GOLEM GET YE GONE

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@TurtleCat
GOLEM GET YE GONE

RavySnake
RavySnake

GOLEM GET YE GONE

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Playboyize
4 kids
each by a different father
none of them mine

y-you t-too

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

pretty sure it's because excessive subcut fat is poorly perfused, leading to thin & degraded skin, which means the individual is likely to break said skin from minor falls/knocks.

additionally, poor perfusion -> difficulty in healing = infection/terminal wounds.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Fried_Sushi
@ZeroReborn
@PurpleCharger
@Playboyize
@Sir_Gallonhead

Boggie gonna die soon :/

FastChef
FastChef

@RavySnake
Fucking kek

JunkTop
JunkTop

He's probably on blood thinners, dudes gotta have at least a-fib and DVT by now
500 pound fat fuck who sits in front of the computer 16 hours a day and sleeps the next 8. Not a question of if, but when he throws a clot even on warfarin

takes2long
takes2long

@Dreamworx
Yeah, he can't and won't keep that wound clean.

TechHater
TechHater

@TurtleCat
GOLEM GET YE GONE

eGremlin
eGremlin

@SniperWish
I HAD A BAD MOTHER
I ATE TO COPE WITH ABUSE
ITS JUST TOO HAAAARD IM GOING TI CRY IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA NOW SO YOU ALL SAY ITS NOT MY FAULT AND VALIDATE ME

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@JunkTop
his chance of having a DVT is fucking sky high
i'm 22 and scared of sitting for over 2 hours on end in one place without moving

Illusionz
Illusionz

@kizzmybutt
his fucked up brain enables him

but yea i agree his wife isnt helping

this fat fucking salad dodging, lard gargling, calorie thief can get a GF but i cant

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@RavySnake
bourgeois capitalist morals fucking destroying humanity

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Sir_Gallonhead
be obese
break chair
shatter your ass

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Sir_Gallonhead
hurts to sit

now he can walk...just kidding he's going to laying down on his side isn't he

WebTool
WebTool

soo what happens if he falls again...LOSE WEIGHT

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

how is boogie even alive?

watch this fucker be alive till 70 while not fat fucks die at 50

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Sir_Gallonhead
lol
lol
lol
Somebody please just put this sad sack of shit out of his misery before he finds a way to reproduce.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Need_TLC
h have a fat cousin that would always do that aswell

he'd always put a "haha" after every setence

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Playboyize
You act like that little bitch on xbox live. Go get cucked loser

farquit
farquit

I actually hurt my butt the other day falling down in the woods while hiking in the snow. I think it's just a bruise though.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Crazy_Nice
Does he do it to avoid the harsh reality of his obesity the way boogie does?

Inmate
Inmate

@massdebater
LOL love that vidoe

MAJIN
BOO
LOOKING

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@happy_sad
no frozen peas

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@massdebater
CHAIR BREAKIN

Playboyize
Playboyize

@TurtleCat
GOLEM GET YE GONE

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@ZeroReborn

I'll just leave this here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Slaov-G2H20

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@TurtleCat

GOLEM GET YE GONE

happy_sad
happy_sad

@massdebater

Too fat. Also once you get liposuction / gastric band your body becomes much worse with food and one big meal can fuck you up and make you puke.

Boogie will never ever lose enough weight, its over for him.

askme
askme

**braaaaaaaaaaa]pppppppppppp**

Teehee

I was abused :-(

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Crazy_Nice
No, they don't. The reason why they are so fat is because they eat a fuckload and don't commit to any physical activity.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Crazy_Nice
Fat people have a lot of muscular mass to hold all the fat.
this would be true if they could stand and possibly squat

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Nude_Bikergirl
they tried that at first but boogie got hungry.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@TurtleCat
GOLEM GET YE GONE

SniperWish
SniperWish

what a fucking retarded drama queen. he would be done if he wasn't fat. thats all he talks about.

5mileys
5mileys

@TurtleCat
GOLEM GET YE GONE

Bidwell
Bidwell

@TurtleCat
GOLEM GET YE GONE

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Sir_Gallonhead
At least he admits to being fat. That's a first step/waddle in the right direction.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Burnblaze
Holy shit I never bothered to watch more than 20seconds of this video but I skipped to the end this time around. Big mistake.

Someone should edit this video next to one of boogies hundred excuse videos

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Bidwell
That is what he does. He admits he is not healthy, he admits he needs to change. But he never does. Or rather, he attempts it for a couple of weeks and then gives up but thanks to how well articulated he can be he manages to somehow swing back the trust of his fans and the cycle repeats itself forever. This video is over TWO YEARS OLD! And nothing has changed. https://youtu.be/OHsibslvJHU

hairygrape
hairygrape

@ZeroReborn
I can't stand the sight of this disgusting blob and hope he fucking dies.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@TurtleCat
Given the area and that fat people have bad hygiene from not being able to clean properly, I'd say that infection is highly likely. Are we taking bets on cause of death yet?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@TurtleCat
Gelem get ye gone

farquit
farquit

@TurtleCat
GOLEM GET YE GONE

King_Martha
King_Martha

@TurtleCat
GOLEM GET YE GONE

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Boogie is /fit/'s Chris-Chan. You all are so obsessed with this fuck it's hysterical. He will probably be dead in a year or two though, so might as well enjoy his shenanigans now.

Anyway for us to get him on the TLC show my 600 pound life?

Lunatick
Lunatick

How did his mom abuse him?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Lunatick
By giving birth to his fat ass

MPmaster
MPmaster

@TurtleCat
GOLEM GET YE GONE

farquit
farquit

@GoogleCat
Hes already been on one show. They only had him on to try to scare one of the smaller-fats out of his ways though.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@farquit
Damn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tEBDWZtVJU

What a goofball

Firespawn
Firespawn

@ZeroReborn
is that boogie on the left?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@JunkTop
I dont' get how someone can weigh that much and live for more than 10 years even.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@TurtleCat
GOLEM GET YE GONE

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Do you think he only streams for 2 hours because thats as long as he can go without a meal?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@TurtleCat
GOLEM GET YE GONE

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Sir_Gallonhead
be so fat your legs die
you can now only sit
become even fatter
kill chair
literally break your ass from falling from a chair
can now only lie
Day 3. Swelling of the injury is down but now we can see the lacerations
Lol.
Lol.
Lol.
sides are leaving galaxy

King_Martha
King_Martha

@ZeroReborn
high test

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Poker_Star
This amount of self pity.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I hate and like boogie at the same time. Anyone else feel the same?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@TurtleCat
GOLEM GET YE GONE

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Inmate
what video is it?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@happy_sad
Is his friend standing behind him trying to hold him up?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@ZeroReborn
@Fried_Sushi
Sad thing about fattys like him is - there will never be a catharsis for them. Everyone knows it, yet they will some day just die, leaving their loved ones devastated without every realizing what harm they've done with their selfishness and ignorance. No learning here, no remorse, no atonement. What a senseless death.

In a way even most druggies aren't that bad. Most of them at some point reach rock bottom and then recover. Real fattys like boogie don't. They hit rock bottom and just break right through it. A shame really.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@SniperGod
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXhqmRYoR3k

Methshot
Methshot

@Soft_member
Godspeed based negro

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Soft_member
low tier god

What is it with this guy and going after white nerds?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Flameblow
kek

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Soft_member
still can't tell if LTG is a troll or not after all these years, dude has a mental disease.

likme
likme

@RavySnake
I was 300lbs at one point, there is no amount of money you could pay me to be that fat again, I can't imagine the living hell it must be to be as fat as Boogie is. Boogie can't have sex, he can't travel to most destinations, he's in constant pain. Think for a moment about what you like to do on a day off and ask yourself if you would be able to do it if you were a 500lb diabetic, I'm guessing the answer is no. So what good is his money? He could be a billionaire and he would be living worse than a normal person making minimum wage.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@TurtleCat
GOLEM GET YE GONE

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Need_TLC
Everyone from Veeky Forums is a fucking software engineer if you ask them m8.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@massdebater
Most doctors want to see you lose a steady amount of weight first, generally to assure you won't rubberband

Also, why take it away if he's just going to gain it back again

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Crazy_Nice
that only accounts to a point. Once your boogie levels of fat the muscles give up

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@BinaryMan
Real question: why cant they just slice out slabs of fat when you are this obese?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@TurtleCat
GOLEM GET YE GONE

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Boogie is such a fat fucking loser, can't wait till this slob cunt does. Fucking fat cuck, his wife literally cheats on him because he's so fucking obese his own cock doesn't work. Fucking LMAO. Fat peice of fucking shit I swear man lol

happy_sad
happy_sad

@TurtleCat
Golem Get ye Gone.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Flameblow
Aw man. It itches.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@viagrandad
lol thanks for the lat pump bro

girlDog
girlDog

@ZeroReborn
Hopefully he dies

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Sir_Gallonhead
Underage posters please fuck off.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@TurtleCat
GOLEM GET YE GONE

Soft_member
Soft_member

@viagrandad
Ha, brilliant

massdebater
massdebater

@TurtleCat
GOLEM GET YE GONE

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

JUST IMAGINE IF HE DIED FROM GETTING ASSHURT!

fuck this is the best timeline

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

SUPER SIZED MEAL HAVIN;

Evilember
Evilember

@RavySnake
I can also get my dick succ faggot

TechHater
TechHater

How many calories does he have to eat per day to maintain that weight

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@SniperWish
Probably didn't pay off the deductible. Thanks Obama

happy_sad
happy_sad

COOKING OFF THE GEORGE FORMAN GRILL JUST TO DRINK THE FAT

Methshot
Methshot

@TechHater
4600

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@TechHater
2GOMAD

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

TOO EMBARRASSED TO SEEK MEDICAL HELP
NOT TOO EMBARRASSED TO TAKE A PHOTO AND UPLOAD IT TO THE INTERNET FOR THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE TO SEE

Techpill
Techpill

mfw boog is probably more fit than anyone on this board

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Sir_Gallonhead
In his defense, I've broken a wooden chair, I was only like 160lb at the time too. Many wooden chairs are not designed for being sat in for hours at a time, and I was severely addicted to WoW at that point in my life.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Firespawn
What do you think a bull is?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Updated picture of his ass

whereismyname
whereismyname

@TurtleCat
GOLEM GET YE GONE

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@happy_sad
Imagine being that girls father walking your beloved daughter down the aisle to that monstrosity.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Spazyfool
Spoken like a real tough guy that's had it easy his whole fucking life.

5mileys
5mileys

@StrangeWizard
Bi or gay, he is still a 'groid faggot.

takes2long
takes2long

@kizzmybutt
https://twitter.com/Boogie2988/status/819064768522756096
taking a long fucking time dude is a rich youtube star you know

w8t4u
w8t4u

@TurtleCat
Golem get ur gone

Bidwell
Bidwell

@ZeroReborn
@ZeroReborn

welp thats it . he will now just die.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@TurtleCat
GOLEM GET YE GONE

WebTool
WebTool

@TurtleCat
GOLEM GET YE GONE

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Sir_Gallonhead
Guy is being a good sport about the whole thing. I hope he makes a full recovery.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@RavySnake
what is that 6 figure job gonna do when he dies young?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@ZeroReborn
I feel bad for Boogie, he seems like a genuinely nice guy.

He just lacks the willpower necessary to make his life better.

farquit
farquit

@ZeroReborn
20 POUNDS OF REAL PUSSY AND ASS

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Sir_Gallonhead
Notice the language here:
the chair died
the chair dropped me

although he jokes about "fat guy shit", he is still subconsciously refusing to accept that this is the logical conclusion to his own habits.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@TurtleCat
GOLEM GET YE GONE

Evilember
Evilember

@TurtleCat
GOLEM GET YE GONE

RumChicken
RumChicken

What do people see in boogie?

Ive stumbled onto his videos a few times through recommended crap on youtube and his opinions are terrible.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@TurtleCat
GOLEM GET YE GONE

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

GOLEM GET YE GONE

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@TurtleCat
GOLEM GET YE GONE

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@farquit

I guess you could say youre... "BUTT BUDDIES"

viagrandad
viagrandad

@kizzmybutt

Yeah, he seems like a nice guy but a frustrating fuck up who can't run their own life. Most people probably have a friend/relative who's like that.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@ZeroReborn
It's actually pretty easy. Just never get out of your computer chair and have a crew of two or three people making constant snack runs to wallmart.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

As the years go on, I'm realizing more and more how being fat is not okay.

1.) You won't live to old age being fat
2.) Your quality of life leading up to your short death is going to be shit
3.) If you take too long in your life to finally want to turn things around, then it will be incredibly difficult and you'll have unsightly stretch marks and loose skin

It is so devastatingly bad for them to be fat.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@ZeroReborn
You should see his fucking legs man.
HIS LEGS!

iluvmen
iluvmen

@TurtleCat
GOLEM GET YE GONE

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@TurtleCat
GOLEM GET YE GONE

takes2long
takes2long

Someone said earlier that he is worse than many drug addicts and, truthfully they are not that far off.

I used to drink way too much so I started going to 12-step meetings, went back to school, started working out, cut out all the shit people who I didn't need in my life, etc. I haven't used in over three years and am in the best shape of my life.

BOOGIE has a very, very hard (if not impossible) journey. While there is a 12-step group for the morbidly obese called Over-eaters Anonymous; food addiction is an eating disorder that is nearly impossible to treat for several reasons.

1. People have to eat food. People do not need heroin, alcohol, gambling, excessive sex, etc. to live but they have to eat some form of food. There is no true abstinence from food and it is incredibly hard to change a diet of 10,000 calories of junk and shit food a day.

2. The body copes with addiction in various ways and for binge eaters like Boogie, it is constantly trying to make sense of what is going on and doesn't understand that the drivers of the dopamine and serotonin rush, his food, is also what is killing him. This happens to drug addicts too, but the complete removal of drugs forces the body to "rewire" the brain to get pleasure from other things. The brain is constantly seeing food as a pleasure source and when it tastes something healthy that did not bring it pleasure, it makes the person not want to eat that anymore.

3. The fat acceptance movement is a terrible enabler for people who are obese/morbidly obese. It just gives people with eating disorders more reason to not quit.

Boogie can't just get surgery to fix this problem. The only proven method to fixing his issue is for him to lose 50 to 100 pounds on his own, get gastric bypass so he can't eat huge meals in one sitting, and lose the other 200 - 250 pounds with diet and exercise. Less than 5% of people like Boogie can do this.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@TurtleCat
GOLEM GET YE GONE

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@takes2long
well technically there are things like medical fasts
alternatively, we could get him hooked on amphetamines, that kills the appetite p well

farquit
farquit

@TurtleCat
GOLEM GET YE GONE

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Stupidasole
Blood vessels inside the fat

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

how much dnp would it take to make Boogay1488 a shredded sick kunt?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@takes2long
Meh. We are all addicted to food to some extent. At least I can say that I am. It is not as difficult as you make it sound.

A. Change junk for filling food. In particular things like chicken, nuts, quark, etc. If you ate quark every time you got hungry you'd probably still end up at a deficit, because it is just that filling relative to calories.
B. Find some hobbies that you enjoy so you don't feel the need to always eat food for pleasure, and only eat when you are actually hungry.

But willpower is a rare personality trait.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Crazy_Nice
All in legs really. No upper body strength. And even that only those who still actively walk

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@kizzmybutt
To be fair there would be some pain, maybe bruising, even for 180lbs guy on a freefall from that height. Gravity is scary.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@RavySnake
Yet he's miserable. Not that I'm not miserable, but I imagine, not as much as him. I wonder if given the choice he would trade his body and situation for my body and situation (6'1, 180 shredded, decent face but NEET without gf and money). I know I wouldnt' trade for his "6 figures", ruined body and semi decent looking gf.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@ZeroReborn
Besides being fat and autistic how does this man relevant to Veeky Forums - Fitness?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@SomethingNew
get and no more autism for us

idontknow
idontknow

@PurpleCharger
It already is. That is why it pays you less.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@WebTool
Earth will orbit him. He is already absorbing more matter than expels.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Gigastrength
only sport he does

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Illusionz
I'd rather be lonely than date someone like that

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Poker_Star
UK TV
Watch this video, if you want to see fat arab.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@BunnyJinx
I am rarely on Twitch, but aren't most streamers eat during stream?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@takes2long
You can replace food with Soylent

massdebater
massdebater

@girlDog
Yes. If he gains any more weight, it will be either him or this planet.

idontknow
idontknow

@Evilember
But can you also give diabetes at the same time?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Lord_Tryzalot
Internet is much nicer, than everyday people.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Sharpcharm
Boogies pupil, I see.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@lostmypassword
You don't need to walk. Gravitational forces will do all the work.

SniperWish
SniperWish

I called him out on his weight on Twitch when he was bragging about having earned a cool Million from Youtube now. I asked why he can't transform the spare room into a personal gym and hire a PT twice a week.
He said that he can't get fit because he is so big he can't get fit. He made a really pitiful excuse, he then IMEDIATELY took a huge gulp from his gallon soda cup. I GUARANTEE it was a full sugar drink.

I just had a scroll through his wife's Twitter and every single picture that has boogie sitting at a table, he is surrounded by enpty Sprite and Coke bottles. Not low sugar lemonade, or Diet Coke. Fucking hell, he literally isn't even trying.

FastChef
FastChef

@iluvmen

Those digits

Emberburn
Emberburn

@takes2long
take boogie
lock him up with fresh water supply
release when bmi hits healthy range

not that hard desu

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Emberburn
was literally just about to ask this. Can't you just lock him in a room with his computer and whatnot, and he can only eat only what you give him? give him only like 2000 calories worth of healthy food a day for a few weeks?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Emberburn
between his body purging all that sugar and the mental effects of not having his sugar fix he probably won't make it

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@TalkBomber
He'll die anyways very soon, so worth a shot.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@CouchChiller
I'd watch that for a dollar

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@takes2long
He completely lacks the discipline to make any acceptable change to his dietary habits. His poor habits will kill him.

He's a failed human being, a failed man with a terrible character and the only virtuous thing he can do is fuck off an die quietly. He is an affront to everything mankind has achieved.

Gluttony and sloth are the worst sins.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@TurtleCat
GOLEM GET YE GONE

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Does anyone blame his feeder wife too? She is the one who hands him his soda pop and berries with cream. She isn't telling him to lose weight.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@whereismyname
What's wrong with his legs?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@JunkTop
whenever it is I would like to be there.
It'd be a good reminder to never become a disgusting pile of shit if I saw some disgusting pile of shit literally die from it.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Sir_Gallonhead

classic fat guy shit lol

I SHOULD SAY SO

WebTool
WebTool

@TurtleCat
GOLEM GET YE GONE

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@ZeroReborn
At Uni I knew a guy who was so fat his thigh ripped open when he fell down two stairs.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@StrangeWizard
Not really because she's clearly new on the scene and it seems to me that even Boogie is fine and aware she's just waiting for his money.

youtube.com/watch?v=38gnm0nHLSI

We all see these guys every day and they're nowhere near as rich and happy as Boogie is now. Let alone with a passable 5/10 wife.

This was only 8 years ago.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@takes2long
(1) Ought to be minimized if he starts to eat in such a way that all his nutrient needs are satisfied, both micro and macro. Fat rich diet + some supplementation should do well for him.

(2) All healthy food should taste good. Rice noodle with tomato paste and meat balls with a side of broccoli and garlic butter is pretty god damn good. Add some cream and coconut oil coffee to your day and you can restrict your eating to an 8 hour window fairly comfortably. Yesterday for breakfast I had two eggs, 150 g of steak, a side of vegetables (which I could have dipped in olive oil + balsamic vinegar), blueberries and 1.5 potatoes sliced and cooked in butter.

(3) The fat acceptance movement is indeed terrible.

You add fermented vegetable to the mix in order to progressively improve gut flora while reducing omega-6 consumption and wheat, which seem to disrupt nutrient absorption, and you're on track to eliminate food addiction from you life or at least you've taken a significant step in that direction, not only because you now eat better but because you're eating in such a way that it doesn't make you suffer. You're not hungry all the time and you don't feel like you're eating stuff that isn't as good in virtue of the fact that it's healthy. Fat rich diet will do that, but you have to chose your fats. They also make fasting more effective as they train your body to consume fat. (There's also the whole insulin issue.)

Methshot
Methshot

@TurtleCat
GOLEM GET YE GONE

TreeEater
TreeEater

@viagrandad
happy
lmao

SniperWish
SniperWish

@TurtleCat
GOLEM GET YE GONE

FastChef
FastChef

@TreeEater
He's pretty happy man. Just watch his old videos and you can see the difference in his whole fucking being.

Inmate
Inmate

@King_Martha
The Soylent meme is something maybe .1 % of the population could get into. These are the same people who are already eating well and want to up their vitamin intake, and are autistic enough to eat the same, weird tasting thing every day. Boogie couldn't eat the same thing for more than maybe two days before he splurges on his bullshit food.

@Deadlyinx
I hear you, but it is super hard for people when they get into the morbid obesity range. You can give someone like boogie all the free HEALTHY WHITE MEAT chicken, nuts, and other foods and he will get tired of the plain-ness of the food and go back to his tub of greasy fried bullshit. The hobby thing is spot on though.

@Garbage Can Lid
Yep

@Playboyize
Our "good" tasting and a food addicts "good" are very different. That Rice noodle combo sounds great but Boogie would not only eat 4-5x the amount of that that he should, he would slather as much fatty butter on it and other bullshit as he can.

@FastChef
He's "happy" being a fat cuck making Youtube money to buy all the food and toys he wants to keep him from facing the reality that he will likely be dead within 10 years.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Inmate
I mean if you don't let him access food
He can't go out and get it himself
And take away internet so he can't order it

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Deadlyinx
I'm not addicted to food. It's fuel and I enjoy it but I eat mainly out of necessity and only sometimes for enjoyment.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@JunkTop
Then when he gets out he will just regain all the weight. Why do you think addicts relapse when they go free after staying clean in prison?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@TurtleCat
GOLEM GET YE GONE

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@cum2soon
Maybe he should just die then

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Inmate
Presumably his taste buds are now completely habituated to shitty sugar intake, which is what he would have the most trouble with. Furthermore, I have no doubt that his portions would be larger than mine, as this is what he's used to and his stomach is probably just larger.

However, while he may very well be addicted to sugar, there's no reason for him not to like healthy food when rich in fat and properly mixed (meaning macro nutrient balanced) and, while he would still eat too much, he would do so in such a way that he would bring his blood sugar into balance, actually satisfy his nutrient needs, and train his body to metabolize fat instead of sugar, which is actually good no matter what.

By fixing macro and micro nutrient deficiencies, he would minimizes the chances of having craving and feelings of irresistible hunger, as his body would have less tendency to send him signal that he still needs to find something in his food.

Right now, I'm not even looking at this from a weight loss perspective but from a nutrient + blood sugar one. He needs to optimize his nutrient intake, both micro and macro, cut out toxin in his food -- meaning wheat and legumes -- eliminate omega-6 fatty acid, and start to absorb glucose in a safe way instead of constantly ingesting fructose. It doesn't matter whether or not he loses weight on such a program at first, or if he eats too much on it. It would still be immensely superior to what he's doing now. I mean, sodas? Jesus fucking christ.

No doubt you agree but you're just skeptical about the chances of success, especially from a weight loss point of view. That's perfectly understandable.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@JunkTop
5/2/2018

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@JunkTop
5/12/19 from shock due to diabetic problems

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@happy_sad
boogie
eating healthy

Pick one and only one

Inmate
Inmate

@Nude_Bikergirl
I don't see how that applies. I was alone because I have no friends.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@TurtleCat
GOLEM GET YE GONE

Supergrass
Supergrass

@TurtleCat
Golem get ye gone

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@ZeroReborn
Is that thing on the left supposed to be an ass?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Sharpcharm
Wood is a pretty weak material, dude. Anything you can break in half with your bear hands should not be used to support things long term.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@BinaryMan
Go put some more ice on your ass boogie.

askme
askme

@Need_TLC
If he has a kid, he will die when the kid is young and his kid will grow up being told his dad died from being fat

So he will commit to fitness from a young age out of fatphobia to not end up like him

Boogie Jr will be the next Zyzz, raised by Boogies wife

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Garbage Can Lid
What kind of wood we talking here?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@TurtleCat
GOLEM GET YE GONE

SniperGod
SniperGod

@ZeroReborn

So he literally got butt-blasted?

FastChef
FastChef

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=374U7z4s9fM

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@girlDog
Lmao
Have a (You).

Soft_member
Soft_member

@RavySnake
makes 6 figures
Why can't he buy and industrial strength reinforced chair to support his fat ass while his feeder wife helps to kill him slowly then?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@TurtleCat

GOLEM GET YE GONE

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

HEY EREBODY -

NEW THREAD.

/fit/thread/39988619#p39988837

HE CAN NO LONGER WALK AND WONT GO TO A DOCTOR. LITERALLY BROKE HIS ASS AND PROBABLY HIS LEGS

Also, GOLEM GET YE GONE

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@ZeroReborn
I did an assflop off a couch onto concrete when I was six.

Evilember
Evilember

@TurtleCat
golem get ye gone

TechHater
TechHater

@lostmypassword
kekd

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@King_Martha
masturbate to boogie
test goes through the roof

King_Martha
King_Martha

@TurtleCat
GOLEM GET YE GONE

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