What is your TRUE reason to lift, Veeky Forums?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

What is your TRUE reason to lift, Veeky Forums?

Mine is because I'm balding, so I figured I'd might as well leave humanity behind.

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Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@StrangeWizard
To be strong and look good

takes2long
takes2long

@StrangeWizard
i want to be strong and have dat dere bearmode physique

im ugly as shit so might aswell attract some nice cute girl to strong body to protect her

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@StrangeWizard
To post pone my inevitable suicide
To get ripped for the first time in my life and pull off cool calisthenics tricks
To have the energy to keep up with the kids
Becasue I have nothing else going on.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

What is the tag to find these very dark skinned girls with beautiful faces/white people nose?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@BlogWobbles
It's a white girl photoshopped black tho

Snarelure
Snarelure

@BlogWobbles
Protip: it's fake

But the closest thing that comes to it are ethiopians

Nojokur
Nojokur

@hairygrape
@Snarelure
It's an actual black chick.

Seriously, can you not see her African features? Her eyes, lips, cheekbones are all Negroid.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I caught feels for my brother's gf sister and sent her 2 dozen roses with this message attached.... I was 230 when I sent them, now almost a year later I'm 159lb. So ended up not being to bad. Except a week after I sent them I found out she had a boyfriend and ended up having to tell her they were from me. After a few months of cutting I realized she was a whore and stopped liking her, but decided to continue improving myself. Now my her and her sister (my brothers ex) are in my one college class....

girlDog
girlDog

I have an irrational fear of the so-called "dad bod"

cum2soon
cum2soon

Wrong pic, this was the message...

idontknow
idontknow

@cum2soon
Your literally

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Nojokur
Any attractive woman is automagically part white or white but photoshopped.
It's an ego self defense mechanism

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@cum2soon
your

TreeEater
TreeEater

@cum2soon
That's...hoo boy my dude that's rough. Please never do that again, but good for you for sticking with it.

I lift because I think it's fun and as far as hobbies go I'd say it's pretty good.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@TreeEater
It was actually the second time i did it... the other time was a year before that in hs.... Just told the girl last week they were from me.... I have autism

King_Martha
King_Martha

@TurtleCat
Do you literally have autism? Because that would explain a lot.

As a general rule of thumb, don't buy anything for girls until you're dating them. I know it may seem romantic but it usually comes across as kind of weird. Exceptions to this are small things (like buying them a drink at a bar/restaurant for example)

girlDog
girlDog

@TurtleCat
That's like Elliot Rodgers level of autism. Jesus fucking Christ dude pull yourself together

idontknow
idontknow

I have nothing else going for me.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@StrangeWizard
It's a modern-life outlet for the baser instincts.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@girlDog
It's honestly not funny... I think I legit have Autism. Yeasterday after talking to a girl from my college I got her snap chat and this was the first message I sent her.... Like is there any way to fix me?

King_Martha
King_Martha

bump... legit i have autism help me

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

My true reason for lifting is I want to become a real vigilante. It's the only thing that's kept me going these past few years

viagrandad
viagrandad

@King_Martha
Bullet to the brain will solve it

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Illusionz
Jesus Christ mate...

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Evil_kitten
you got enough spandex already, i assume

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Illusionz
Holy shit hahahahaha

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Evil_kitten
Hello me

iluvmen
iluvmen

@PackManBrainlure
Actually, I've been researching body armor and materials. I have access to a metal shaping workshop, so once I'm at a satisfactory level of strength, I'm wanting to make some cushioned plate pieces that are disconnected to allow for better movement. I'm just trying to find a material that's decently strong for being about 5mm thick

Skullbone
Skullbone

@StrangeWizard
Having something to do besides video games.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@iluvmen
are you serious? do you have the 'tism?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@hairygrape
@Snarelure
i found the insecure storm weenies everybody

no, this simply can not be.. a black woman that i find.. ATTRACTIVE?! no. no, this MUST be some kind of illusion, or perhaps a photoshop, yes that's it, by evropa that's it!

you impotent little bitch boys are a fucking hoot LMAO.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@iluvmen
I got some kevlar gloves and rebuilded some knee-pads to contain small knives. Wanna team up bro?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@RavySnake
t. nigger

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@RavySnake

What does insecurity have to do with it? Every post like this seems to invoke the word without any real meaning. If someone finds someone else ugly I don't think it's an extension of insecurity. That would probably just be projection on your part.

takes2long
takes2long

@Illusionz
That's objectively hilarious and if she doesn't think so she's not for you user

askme
askme

@Illusionz
Leave Veeky Forums. In fact, leave the internet altogether. Internet culture, coupled with your autism, has turned you into a literal meme.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Illusionz
Did she respond with a pic of her dripping wet pussy?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Flameblow
I'm completely serious. No I don't have autism. I've just been depressed for over a decade, and after my suicide attempt almost 4 years ago, I spent time trying to do all the things you're supposed to in order to get better. I traveled, I took up the artistic hobbies I've wanted to be a part of, I moved to a new state, transferred a new school, made new friends, got laid, saw therapists, went on and off psych meds. And after all that, the only thing I derive pleasure and feel hopeful for is the plan.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@CouchChiller
what hobbies? where did you travel?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Illusionz
But that's actually kinda of funny user. Its for the best if she never talks to you again. Stop overthinking it.

farquit
farquit

@LuckyDusty
No... she responded with a pic of herself with the word Wht? And i was like it's a meme. We snapped back and forth for over 2 hours after that soo i guess it wasn't that bad. But she did say she didn't like trump and i ask if it was a deal breaker that i did and she said Ya soo.... I'm not sure what to think

w8t4u
w8t4u

@StrangeWizard
I'm not broad backed, i'm not tall.
Might as well be broad backed and short.
Is this reason enough?

idontknow
idontknow

@askme
I actual a legit meme and i don't know how to stop it....

WebTool
WebTool

@Boy_vs_Girl
Got involved with acting and carpentry work for theaters and started doing a lot more cooking. I went across the country a bit. Hawaii, Cali, parts of the midwest, DC

RumChicken
RumChicken

Started lifting because I was always the skinny guy and I wanted to not be

Eventually it became a part of my routine so I felt like shit when I didn't do it

so 99% of the time, I lift because I know I'll feel bad if I don't. It's about avoiding that feeling, rather than the enjoyment I get out of being bigger or stronger.

@CouchChiller
Sounds cool. Hit me up if you need a Robin.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Dreamworx
@Need_TLC
as usual, the most triggered little storm weenies are the quickest to respond.

time for you to fuck off back to your safe space, squirts. you've refuted nothing.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@w8t4u
t. angry nigger

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Emberburn
translation: i feel intensely emasculated in the presence of black people IRL, but i can safely call someone a nigger on the internet and feel like a big tough guy.

Veeky Forums is 18+ squirt. you're gonna have to fuck off for a few years.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@CouchChiller
t. very angry nigger

Flameblow
Flameblow

Because I have far-right political beliefs and I need to be able to back them up in ways that words, composure, and style cannot.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@CouchChiller
typing paragraphs to someone that just replied with t. nigger
Hate to break it to ya my black friend, but he got you good.

Also this black girl creeps me the fuck out idk why. Am I a stormweenie now?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@idontknow
You gotta go on a walkabout. Except that instead of trying to survive out in the desert with nothing but a knife, you gotta survive in society with nothing but your autism.

No memes. No internet. Just you, your aspergers, and your will to lead as normal of a life that you can.

askme
askme

@BinaryMan
How did you know?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@RavySnake
i found the insecure stormweenies everybody
Tumblr shaming tactic identified
Hey everybody, I pinpointed some wrongthinkers! Ridicule them and laugh at them for having the wrong opinion!
Your tactics don't work here, nigger.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Firespawn
@BlogWobbles
this continued impotent rage

it;s gone from funny to boring. yawn. final (you). enjoy your tiny penis and sexual irrelevance, bitch boys. you're done.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Always been a frail little dude which caused some serious self esteem issues. Going from 120lbs to 170lbs at 5'10 solved those issues and now I still lift because I like getting stronk

SniperWish
SniperWish

@StrangeWizard
I want to be beautiful, so I can turn women down

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Methnerd
t. out of control rabid nigger

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Methnerd
Your break is over Deshaun, back to the fields!
*swings whip*

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@BunnyJinx
@Firespawn
@Emberburn
@Dreamworx
mfw nignogs are this easy to trigger
It's almost as if they're intellectually inferior :^)

DeathDog
DeathDog

Just to be healthy and look decent. I want to get pussy too so that is a big factor, it helps but isn't everything

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I want to be sexy, strong, impressive, energetic and happy.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Ignoramus
This

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Flameblow
Amen

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Lifting stuff over your head is pretty fucking fun. I love it.
Plus, in those 2.5 hours, >tfw no gf completely dissapears

Supergrass
Supergrass

I want to live forever.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@StrangeWizard
This was my reason.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@StrangeWizard
Getting in peak condition and shape so I'm more efficient at destroying subhumans when Day of The Rope arrives

Playboyize
Playboyize

@StrangeWizard
i want to be perfect in every way

i have fat distribution that puts all my fat on my legs so I look pear shaped if I'm out of shape and that disgusts me

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I don't want to be a fat autistic shut-in. I want to be a muscular autistic shut-in.

likme
likme

@Boy_vs_Girl
kekt

Illusionz
Illusionz

@cum2soon
oh man...

Lunatick
Lunatick

@StrangeWizard
I have studied and searched for Vampires for a couple of years now.
I want to be at the natty limit, when I capture a child of the night and force it to embrace me, so I can retain that physique for all eternity as I rule in the shadows.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@StrangeWizard
I want to be the strongest person in any room i'm in.

When i was younger i used to think i was the smartest person in almost any room i was in. Felt good, even though i know now it wasn't true.

If i can't be the smartest, the strongest is easier to attain.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Crazy_Nice
My word.

I really hope this is a joke.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@cum2soon
At least you gave the workers at 1-800 Flowers a good laugh.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@StrangeWizard
I met this real qt3.14 last summer on vacation. She dumped me a while after cause i was sperging hard smoking weed and had nothing in life that was worth owning up to. Next summer i want to be the best i can be and make her regret it. I know my autism is showing but idc, makes me work hard every day.

SniperGod
SniperGod

I want to be attractive to women when they see me naked. I want to be desired purely for my physical side.

Inmate
Inmate

@StrangeWizard
I want to look good in my clothes.
I want to be able to wear tank tops and look nice in them.
I want someone to see me and say 'damn'.
I want more dating options.
I want to be stronger.
Sick of being slim.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@SniperGod
If this is an attempt to compensate for being an autismo it wont work.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I train to be a Special Forces soldier.....in my next life

RumChicken
RumChicken

@BlogWobbles
white people nose

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Flameblow
Sadly it's not....

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I want to be the complete package

Nojokur
Nojokur

to be big and intimidating

askme
askme

@Flameblow
this

being right wing and being limp wristed is such a paradox

askme
askme

Have a job right now while I go to school that's mostly manual labor. Currently 6'1" 200 pounds hovering at 12% bf. Just wanna see how fuarkin jacked I can get tbqh. Started my first cycle recently while lifting 3x a week on top of work/school. Been lifting 5 years natty. In the end working out is simple to do and it's cool to see the changes in your body.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@StrangeWizard
I am a pedophile and want to give the 6-12 year olds I'm attracted to something to look back at in return.

Also, I don't want to fit into that mold of all pedos being fat, ugly, fucks. Should I ever be caught for my attraction, I want to at least change the face of pedophilia somewhat.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@farquit
If people ask who I voted for I say Trump, but I don't talk about him or bring it up. I think if a girl doesn't talk to you anymore because you voted for Trump she's too much of a sjw to bother with. Most girls know it'd be pretty effeminate for a dude to be a Hillary supporter and don't care as long as you're not constantly trumping.

Plus he kinda sucks now adays anyway.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@RumChicken
Please stop

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@eGremlin
No.
I've been lifting for the last 5 years just for them.

Inmate
Inmate

@StrangeWizard
@Nojokur
She would be perfect if she didn't went too far with the nose job. If she had a normal nose, she would be a 10/10

idontknow
idontknow

@ZeroReborn
See the thing is she liked my Instagram picture that morning that I had my Trump socks on... pic related. So when we were snapping she sent a picture of her sock and I sent one back with the ones in pic related on. And she was like "oh no" so that's why it got brought up. We talked for like a hour after that so I'm not sure if she was being serious or not. I later ask her is she was really liberal and she said "ehh I just really don't like Trump".

Inmate
Inmate

@RumChicken
Exactly the same mate... Until I made it my actual routine it was easy to find excuses not to go... Now I literally can't find an excuse not to go because I feel guilty as hell which is a brucey bonus!!!

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@StrangeWizard
WHO IS THIS AND WHERE DO I FIND HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Lunatick
Are you serous m8?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Illusionz
non could i see another picture of this amazing sweater you glorious human being

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@StrangeWizard
Mine is because I'm balding, so I figured I'd might as well leave humanity behind.

One of my reasons too.
Being bald and a skellington is just too much. You'll always end up looking like a dying person.

Another reason is to become stronger and happier with myself

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Nojokur
Black face is wrong.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@StrangeWizard
sweet chocolate mother of god

farquit
farquit

@StrangeWizard
because im gay and guys are hard to impress

Lunatick
Lunatick

I only work out part time, but the main reason I come here is to remind myself in not as bigger fuck up as I think I am. Just reading all these posts makes me feel good about myself

likme
likme

Repair hormonal imbalance
Alleviate depression
Improve self-esteem
Look and feel much better
Maintain energy through an average day
Improve mental focus

I'd say that's about it.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@StrangeWizard
Well i'm ugly, so i don't want to be fat AND ugly.

massdebater
massdebater

I have always been that fat short friend that nobody takes seriously.
Now that i'm studying to be a teacher I want to be taken seriously. Figured that if some ghetto ass children have a teacher in good shape who behaves well while being smart (teacher smart)they will have something to look up to and maybe even respect.
Halfway trough and the hard work is finally paying off.
In weird ways at time , but pretty satisfied.
Start of uni - 110 kgs
4th year - 73 kgs , starting to build muscle.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@ZeroReborn

don't care as long as you're not constantly trumping.

But bro...

We can NEVER stop Trumping!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwERurqe3yA

Evilember
Evilember

@StrangeWizard
be me
small benis
Want to lose my public fat

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I was a twink in my mid to late teens but I got fat later and I miss being beautiful.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Evilember
yeah public fat is just the worst

SniperGod
SniperGod

I lift to keep the demon within chained up, because he'll kill everyone if he gets free.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Dreamworx
mid to late teens
twink
So like 2 years? How does one go to shit so fast before their 21?

I personally recommend the clorox diet.

askme
askme

@Supergrass
being fit, eating healthily, doing regular screenings, avoiding things that damage you, being careful might give you 90+ years if your genes are good.
but to live forever you need to either become molecular biologist yourself and work on solving aging problem or investing money into research. also make sure to be wealthy enough to afford it when the time comes

massdebater
massdebater

@BlogWobbles
Kek. People are saying she's photoshopped. I forgot her insta but there's alot of those super dark girls with "white features"

FastChef
FastChef

I lift for zyzz, brah...

girlDog
girlDog

I've got a very masculine face, with the heavy jawline, brow ridges, and everything.

On top of that, I've got an edgy anime looking scar on my face.

You could call me ugly, I guess.

I figured that I needed a body to match my head. And then I got jacked after a few years.

Now I don't look like a randomly generated NPC in a video game.

JunkTop
JunkTop

I like being healthy and strong. Weightlifting is also a good output for anger/stress and gives me something to work on.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I've never told anyone this, but I lift so that eventually, when the oppurtunity comes, I can wrestle a bear and kill him with my bare hands. Then who knows after that? Maybe I'll make the bear into a rug, it'd be a great story to tell my kids/grandkids.

idontknow
idontknow

@StrangeWizard
Bullied and made fun of my entire life. I want to become respected and stop acting beta.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@idontknow
Zyzz bro,

You gonna make it we all gonna make it

StonedTime
StonedTime

I want to join the military but I'm currently a fatass.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Illusionz
That's actually not terrible if she's into memes at all.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@BunnyJinx
Which means that you got a tight ass.
You'll be very popular in prison.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I just want to be happy

StonedTime
StonedTime

@StrangeWizard
I was turning into a fat fuck. Can't respect myself if I'm a fat fuck.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Zero self confidence really. Had a grill approach and talk to me and I keep seeing her around and she always smiles when we make eye contact. Still can never bring myself to start a conversation.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@StrangeWizard
I just love to lift, and all the asian girls at my gym are constantly mirin, feels good to be 6'4 and white

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@StrangeWizard
feels good to be 6'4 and white

You mean it feels good to be a beta male? Only beta white guys go after asian girls, step your game up son.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@StrangeWizard
my keyboard broke

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Harmless_Venom
beat me to it
brah preferring asian women is a sign that you can't tame a woman who's even half as strong or intimidating as you

TechHater
TechHater

@StrangeWizard
I was fat and wanted to look good, now i want to look good and be athletic.

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