Woke up and saw this

takes2long
takes2long

Woke up and saw this
Pls help

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

"Shut the fuck up bitch and get the fuck outta my phone"

TreeEater
TreeEater

@takes2long
then send me nudes

Emberburn
Emberburn

@takes2long
tell her to eat less food

SniperGod
SniperGod

She honestly looks ugly as fuck... so don't respond or troll

DeathDog
DeathDog

@takes2long
Ask if you can sniff her ass lol :)

TechHater
TechHater

Fuck you're not even the good kind of asian

whereismyname
whereismyname

She looks like she's wearing the scream mask

this could be a bot btw

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

she looks retarded

I'd just ignore her

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@takes2long
domo arigato

Soft_member
Soft_member

@takes2long
Liket this.

Oh sorry i ess sleeping, something something..
so why were you bored? :) (insert some personal things you know about here here)

There you go, now keep the ball rolling

cum2soon
cum2soon

@takes2long
"sorry hehe, i forgot to apply the gay only setting and just swiped everyone lol"

w8t4u
w8t4u

@takes2long
This is desperation OP. This is how girls tell you they want to be fucked without actually saying it. They can't just come out and say it so pay attention to the cues: she matched with you so she finds you attractive, she messaged you first at 10:30pm, and she made herself available to you.

You have 100% chance of fucking this girl if you ask her to come over tonight.

likme
likme

@Lord_Tryzalot
Although on second thought I don't think they make ugly bots

tbqh that's kinda smart tho if it is a bot and intentionally uggo

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

My digits require you to say:

*unzips dick*

Firespawn
Firespawn

@takes2long

you can come over tonight

blim blam flim zam you got laid

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@takes2long
You should eat something like you always do when your board. You fat fuck

JunkTop
JunkTop

@takes2long
omggg

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Is this tinder? If you like her say hi. If you don't then don't reply. Fuck these problems are easy to solve.

whereismyname
whereismyname

tell her this:

"Wanna get soaked?"

if she responds positively continue with this:

"Wanna film a tape on the speed boat?"

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@takes2long
it's a bot

literally message her "im taking a shit right now" and see for yourself. guaranteed it will message back something completely irrelevant

takes2long
takes2long

@Fried_Sushi

yeah it's a bot

op is shitting his pants for nothing kek

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@takes2long
op is shitting his pants for nothing kek

Why would he be afraid of a message? Especially a friendly one from a chick

SniperGod
SniperGod

@takes2long
Betting 20 (you)s that it's a bot.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Send her a captcha to solve

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