Woke up and saw this

Woke up and saw this
Pls help

"Shut the fuck up bitch and get the fuck outta my phone"

>then send me nudes

tell her to eat less food

She honestly looks ugly as fuck... so don't respond or troll

Ask if you can sniff her ass lol :)

>Fuck you're not even the good kind of asian

She looks like she's wearing the scream mask

this could be a bot btw

she looks retarded

I'd just ignore her

domo arigato

Liket this.

Oh sorry i ess sleeping, something something..
so why were you bored? :) (insert some personal things you know about here here)


There you go, now keep the ball rolling

>"sorry hehe, i forgot to apply the gay only setting and just swiped everyone lol"

This is desperation OP. This is how girls tell you they want to be fucked without actually saying it. They can't just come out and say it so pay attention to the cues: she matched with you so she finds you attractive, she messaged you first at 10:30pm, and she made herself available to you.

You have 100% chance of fucking this girl if you ask her to come over tonight.

Although on second thought I don't think they make ugly bots

tbqh that's kinda smart tho if it is a bot and intentionally uggo

My digits require you to say:

*unzips dick*

>you can come over tonight

blim blam flim zam you got laid

You should eat something like you always do when your board. You fat fuck

>omggg

Is this tinder? If you like her say hi. If you don't then don't reply. Fuck these problems are easy to solve.

tell her this:

"Wanna get soaked?"

if she responds positively continue with this:

"Wanna film a tape on the speed boat?"

it's a bot

literally message her "im taking a shit right now" and see for yourself. guaranteed it will message back something completely irrelevant

yeah it's a bot

op is shitting his pants for nothing kek

>op is shitting his pants for nothing kek

Why would he be afraid of a message? Especially a friendly one from a chick

Betting 20 (you)s that it's a bot.

Send her a captcha to solve