Between the time the dyels drank wheylantis, and the rise of the sons of Scoobius, there was a gym undreamed of. And unto this, Bronan destined to wear the crown of Barbellonia upon a troubled brow. It is I, alone, his gymbro who can tell you of his saga.
Let me tell you of the days of high gainsventure!
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Bronan the Barbellian
Parker Carter
Dominic Long
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Thomas Jackson
Bronan's Father: "Fire and wind come from the sky, from the gods of the sky. But Gains is your god, Gains and he lives in the earth. Once, skellys lived in the Earth, Bronan. And in the darkness of chaos, they fooled Gains, and they took from him the enigma of steel. Gains was angered. And the Earth shook. Fire and wind struck down these skellys, and they threw their bodies into the waters, but in their rage, the gods forgot the secret of steel and left it on the battlefield. We who found it are just gymbros. Not gods. Not skellys. Just gymbros. The secret of steel has always carried with it a mystery. You must learn its riddle, Bronan. You must learn its discipline. For no one - no one in this world can you trust. Not gynbros, not QTs, not PTs..." [Points to barbell] "This you can trust."
Justin Hernandez
>gymbro1: What is best in life?
>gynbro2: The open gym, the chalk on your hands, and the sweat in your hair.
>gymbro1: Wrong! Bronan, what is best in life?
>Bronan: To crush your PRs, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the PTs.
>gymbro1: That is good! That is good...
Wyatt Phillips
Fun fact; Arnold had to stop working out in order to wield the sword properly for filming.
Caleb Wright
What films motivate you Veeky Forums?
Aiden Cooper
That is strength, boy! That is power! What is steel compared to the hand that wields it?
Christopher Diaz
>Fun fact; Arnold had to stop working out in order to wield the sword properly for filming.
False: he neither stopped working out nor did he have problems wielding the sword. This is a common myth.
He stopped being super lean for the role, as he thought that a barbarian would have a smoother, heftier look rather than a super vascular bodybuilder.
Anthony Wilson
that line is delivered so fucking well i repeat in my head when i break big PRs
Luis Cook
ok good to know.
DIdn't the one actress lose a finger or something because of swordplay?
Aiden Jenkins
Andrew Smith
conan the barbarian
braveheart
Jaxson Murphy
Love conan. This is my favourite film.
Mason Watson
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Joseph Ward
Absolutely timeless.
Wasn't expecting the choir.
What was that insturment early on? Im guessing its an oboe but im not sure.
Landon James
it's an oboe
the soundtrack to conan is so fucking good. i like watching this scene and then this scene back to back on youtube
Jayden Ortiz
Rocky movies
Sly got so Veeky Forums between the second and third rocky movies
Landon Lopez
I especially like this part of the score, also the part where he's running along the country with that Mongol nigga.
Lucas Baker
This is the manliest movie ever made. I didn't expect it to be so Nietzschian when I re-watched it.
Adrian Myers
Thots btfo
Thomas Cruz
>"He is Bronan, the Barbellian, he won't cardio, so I cardio for him"
Nathaniel Morgan
-Why do you curl?
-He's Bronan... Barbellian. He won't curl... So I curl for him!
Levi Nelson
Damn you beat me to it mate
Aiden Taylor
He probably lowered his juice dosage though.
Jonathan Long
Samuel Collins
Ryan Cox
I remember seeing this movie for the first time with my dad when I was 4 years old. I guess he was trying to inspire me to lift.
To this day I can't even see a still from the movie without getting motivated.
>Dat prime Arnold
>Dat James Earl Jones
>Dem Iron Maiden looking henchmen
>Dat soundtrack
>Dat qt Sandahl Bergman
Connor Murphy
"Do you wanna lift forever?"
James Butler
And don't forget the demon-witch-thot that tries to rob him of his gains!