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idk... not helping our case for boardwide heterosexuality.

They fade by themselves generally. I hear lemon juice is good, both drinking it and topical. Also tanning, healthy diet, loads of water etc.

may be a dumb question but does lemonade count?

I doubt it lol. Either squeeze a lemon or buy that lemon juice in the yellow bottle

jesus h christ sauce sauce sauce

If you want the non-meme answer from someone who used accutane 3 years ago for cystic facial acne worse than yours or anyone else in this thread, nothing will bring you as immediate results as time will. 3 years out and my skin is still red, not noticeably from the average person, the difference from then and now is still night and day, but it still isn't gone completely. Lemon juice works well, MSM cream works well, Retinol A cream works well, ice cubes, not so much. Just be sure to use a cleanser in the morning and night, as well as a moisturizer or lotion/cream at day and night also.

If you want to get into snake oil territory, clay masks and chemical peels might help, they take my redness away a little bit, but keep in mind my progress is over the course of 3 years, so yours will be also.

Skin cells in general die after roughly 7 years. So 7 years later the skin cells that are present on your person are not the same ones that were present in the past.

Jesus christ dude, who broke your heart?

there's no way you're actually this stupid

>12.4m followers

fuck
this
gay
earth

i feel so out of touch with reality

no idea who these cunts are. it's pathetic.

It's I'm the file name retard

Anyone deal with keratosis? How do you get rid of it?

No one broke his heart, it's a coping mechanism which I see here often
It's because he knows he'll never find a girl even remotely close to her attractiveness so he'll lie to himself about how disgusting she is
Eg 2/10 would not bang

>Lemon juice
Did you dilute it in water?

>MSM cream
Is it potent/efficient?

I make one comment and this dude becomes Freud. Mate, sometimes people have different taste in women.

Dermaroller

Yall need to hop on the derma roller/microneedling train

It's a little face massager with tiny needles on it.
The needles create micropunctures so that your body goes into oh shit mode and starts increasing blood flow and collagen production to the area.

Because it gets to the deeper layers, it will help products such as Vit C, and retinol get a deeper penetration and become more efficient.

The bigger needles are great for stretch marks and skin tightening too.

More dermaroller pictures

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I'm kinda curious on this, which one do you recommend?

ew

Cool tip. I don't need it, but it is an interesting solution to a real problem.

Mate if I was Freud I'd say something about fucking your family, that guys a hack

Brahs, I get really dry skin, what do you guys use to moisturize?

Anyone with psoriasis have any tips for getting it under control?

Has anyone here had experience with dermabrasion (professionally done)? Is it worth the 200-500 a session or is laser treatment more effective for scars

>tfw cysts all over

intellectually stimulating, you mongol

Help with dry scalp pls.

I don't have any noticeable flakes, unless I start itching my scalp and then shit starts coming off.

What do.

Is this what non-booty lovers like?

I would say white people, but I believe we are beyond that now.

The ass isn't great, it's really that simple, you simpleton

My dermarolling with 2mm roller

How do I into /startingroll/ ?

Shit nihhug that's spooky. How's your back look now?

damn nigga

For over a year now I've been getting acne on my forehead, scalp, and upper body, but rarely on my face. The forehead ones are the worst, they start as deep pimples that take days or weeks to surface and then take forever to heal and leave nasty scar-looking tissue behind.

I shower 1-2 times a day, use a ph neutral soap-free body wash, drink lots of water, don't eat total shit and so on.

What's up with that?

It's aids isn't it.

Fuck I'd tounge punch her fart box

Anyone have any idea how to get rid of bags under your eyes? They seem to get worse the older I get. Ive tried a few things but I'm afraid its genetic

Similar matter, I've had dark rings under my eyes since I was a teenager.

They've never gone away. I'm in my 30's now and I seemed to have stopped giving a shit about it some years ago.

It's pure insanity. 12.4 million fucking adoring fans. Can you imagine what the does to a person's ego?

Kings and conquerors had less loyal subjects. What the hell does it mean when the population of entire small countries give a shit what some juicy botty thot is doing?

Social media is a fucking plague. The internet has allowed for a miraculous sharing of ideas and information but it's also allowed for narcissism to reach incredible new heights. It's madness.

Yeah I'm slowly getting to that stage, they look terrible in some pics

her body especially that arse is incredible

would berry...

I know most guys don't ask stuff like this on the web, but how do you even hook up with someone this pretty ?

Is the answer: become fit, find hobbies get a good job, your own car, your own house, etc ?

You do NoFap

too much washing

Does she know she have a great ass? damn

Genetics and social status...

Have alot of fucking money , be well connected, and look really good

Hearty kek.

The difficulty is not really seducing them it's typically being anywhere near them to begin with.

You've got to run in the same tier of social circle. I'd start by befriending some chads. Make social connections to attractive, successful and popular people. If you can ingratiate yourself into those circles so that you're in regular contact with girls like this you've got a chance.

Alternatively be rich, be famous or meet a girl like this when she's young, get inside her heart and make her obsessed with you so that when 12 million people start liking her booty videos she still stays with you instead of running off to fuck chads.

you don't. they only date other popular people so they can feed their insecurities and validation even more

this is what women want. they don't care how the guy looks for the most part, if he will make her friends envy then she will date him. simple as that.

be an interesting person people want to talk to
get hobbies, depending on age and location your own place/apt
fitness would be important to someone like her who is into it, but connecting with her is the important part.
and loads of luck

unless you just want to fuck, then step your pickup-game up and become a chad

Diet

great

[greyt]

adjective, greater, greatest.

>1.unusually or comparatively large in size or dimensions:
A great fire destroyed nearly half the city.

>2.large in number; numerous:
Great hordes of tourists descend on Europe each summer.

>3.unusual or considerable in degree, power, intensity, etc.:
great pain.

>4.wonderful; first-rate; very good:
We had a great time. That's great!

>5.being such in an extreme or notable degree:
great friends; a great talker.

>6.notable; remarkable; exceptionally outstanding:
a great occasion.

>7.important; highly significant or consequential:
the great issues in American history.

>8.distinguished; famous:
a great inventor.

>9.of noble or lofty character:
great thoughts.

>10.chief or principal:
the great hall; his greatest novel.

>11.of high rank, official position, or social standing:
a great noble.

>12.much in use or favor:
“Humor” was a great word with the old physiologists.

>13.of extraordinary powers; having unusual merit; very admirable:
a great statesman.

>14.of considerable duration or length:
We waited a great while for the train.

>15.Informal.enthusiastic about some specified activity (usually followed by at, for, or on):
He's great on reading poetry aloud.
skillful; expert (usually followed by at or on):
He's great at golf.

>16.being of one generation more remote from the family relative specified (used in combination):
a great-grandson.

>17.Informal. very well:
Things have been going great for him.

Under none of these would that be considered a great ass. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy looking at it and I am sure I would enjoy playing with it, but not everything that is good is great.

You're supposed to use a 1mm-1.5mm roller unless your scars/stretchmarks are extremely deep

If it's your face, start with a .5mm dermaroller. Do it once a week/every two weeks.
Gradually work your way up to 1mm.
Do a 1mm dermaroller treatment ONCE A MONTH

Only ever do the larger needles once a month. If you do it more often, you'll just break down the collagen that is forming, causing the treatment and effects to take even longer

Check cold approach pick-up and social circle shit. Basically it's everybody else is lying to themselves.

In a nutshell: true self-development with measurable results as opposed to jerk-off self-development everybody does.

Fitness, job, stuff change literally nothing - in fact they make it worse by making you a PROVIDER in her mind.
Hobbies - not really, just have a fucking goal in life and go towards it.

And more

They were deep scars, after about 5 of these sessions my skin smoothed out a tone, probably 70% better

BRRRAP

BRRAAP

BRRAPP
BRAPP
BRAAAAAAAAAAP

washing with this shit twice a day for a month actually did wonders for my back/chest/arms and ass acne.

also it smells awesome. strongly recommend.

Got acne on upper back's sides. That's basically it. Why there, just why and how do I get rid of it?
I shower every ~2 weeks or so and it seems to help, but not completely. I work out and eat a significant amount of fat like from oil and shit, but I'm pretty resistant towards acne in general.

Also. HOW THE FUCK do I get a skin like women have? I have all those little red bumps and black shits you can kinda dig out ALL OVER the fucking thing. I'm assuming a lot of it is ingrown hairs. But I had them before even shaving for the first time and after shaving nothing seemed to change.

ALSO. Why the fuck do I ALWAYS HAVE A LAYER OF MUD (don't know a more appropriate word, but basically it's this shit you can roll out with your fingers and it's gray. I have it literally everywhere and no matter how hard I scrub with my sponge, there will be plenty of this shit coming off, but then there's still shitloads left, so it's like what's the point. Do you know what I mean? With face I do scrub with like little particles and still it doesn't seem to remove all of it, though probably removes a fair bit.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT AND HOW DO I REMOVE IT FOR FUCKING GOOD?

your body produces a lot of grease
red/black bumps are tallow that got caught in your pores, not necessarily ingrown hairs.

I shower every day yet my forehead and nose gets a bit oily after a while, peelings do help a lot but you have to apply them for a while, and I've always stopped before any possible permanent effects

I guess the "layer of mud" is excess skin? only time when I get gray shit which isnt literal dirt off of my skin it's excess skin or after being sunburnt and it usually goes away after two to three showers

make sure to change into clean shirts every day
try to have a clean bedsheet and pillow every other day if they get greasy quickly

She's built for BBC.

Yeah I also have this layer of grey shit, I always just end up taking ages in the shower scrubbing everything off

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Sebamed Lotion works for me like a charm. Sebamed products in general are pretty decent.

youre both fucking retards but seriously dont do this you will just end up causing discoloration and permanent damage to your skin

ive considered trying a dermaroller for a long time. what one do you use/recommend?

Google and eBay don't stock it. Only place I can find it is Australian websites

Literally just showered with that exact shower gel ma nigga

Honestly I agree with this guy. It's kinda narrow.

How come I get a spread of zits on the same spot every time I shave?

this is superficial skin infection. You are talking about face or other part of the body? Maybe you should try using some sort of body hair trimmer instead of razor. I bought Phillips bg 2036/32 to shave my back because it has this extender thing and it makes it easy. Never had any problems after shaving my back but i had but i got pretty bad skin irritation after shaving my armpits. I always shave them with razor without problems so that was strange.

Also, this trimmer is waterproof so you can use it while taking a shower.

Wear sunscreen, sunglasses, and hat. Skin cancer and wrinkles aren't worth the tan.

Moisturize. I use CeraVe.

Stay hydrated.

Just be confident bro

I got mine off of ebay/amazon
You can get actual name brand ones that are a lot pricier though.
But they all do the same thing

Go on ebay/amazon and get a set that consists of .5mm/1mm/1.5mm

Use the .5mm on your face until your skin gets used to it, then move to 1mm. NEVER use anything bigger than 1mm on your face. Leave that to medical professionals.
You can use 1mm and 1.5mm on your body.
Anything bigger and you will need numbing cream
But start out with smaller needles so your skin toughens up

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Anyone know a good sunscreen that doesn't have a smell? or at least has a pleasant scent?

fpbp

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ZINC
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Most people with severe acne that doesn't go away are low on Zinc.
Take a 50mg Zinc supplement. Helped my skin a ton.

Any fixes for unusually pale skin? Tanning beds and creams just make my skin orange. I also live in a country where it's winter 3/4 of the time so regular sun tanning isn't an option.

Can't fix genetics
Get a good sunless tanner. Preferably one with a more ash undertone so that you wont turn out orange.

What kind of crazy fucking standards do you faggots have?

>Shower less
More like take cold or cool showers with nothing but water instead most of your regular ones.

Here's what you do if you have acne:

1. AM+PM: Cleanse with Cetaphil or something gentle. Never use something with an active ingredient because it'll be too harsh. Cleanse with a Clarisonic if you have the money. Not necessary though.

2. AM: Active ingredient treatment: I recommend Aczone because it's less harsh than BP and SA

3. AM: Wear a broad-spectrum sunscreen.

4. PM: Use Retin A Micro 0.04% every THIRD night 20 minutes after cleansing.

Supplements: 25mg Zinc and 500mg and Vitamin B5. Do not use more B5 than 500mg.

Useless crap: most masks, toners, serums, and etc.

Ways to treat hyperpigmentation: Hydroquinone or use kojic acid soap. Be careful with hydroquinone though: it can have horrible side effects.

true

exfoliate weekly with a shower brush. Seems like the mud is probably dead skin + oil that needs to be kept in check or else it builds up.

Just like any other woman, she has a type of guy she likes. Being as close to this ideal as possible would be a good start (and I mean "being", not "trying to become").
Then you would have to get her to notice your existence, which would be the hard part, and she would have to be single.

Basically, you would have to win the lottery twice

And I doubt people like her only date ("objectively") successful people, she should have enough self esteem to decide for herself who is successful and who is not

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>She's built for BBC.
t. A cuck

How do I get rid of zits/pimples on my ass?