You walk into a private room in the back of your gym and see this

what do you do?

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Mack hard
Fuck even harder
Get hit with child support papers 10 months later.
Go to contest it, see her on the street holding our kid
We start hanging out and doing the family thing
Accidentally get married
Realize I fucked up and make the decision to leave
Realize I fucked up and make the decision to leave after I take the kid to kindergarten and drop her off at lamaze class
Realize I fucked up and make the decision to leave while holding the second kid in the hospital
Realize I fucked up and make the decision to leave after we move into our three bedroom home in the country.
Realize I fucked up and make the decision to leave after we rescue our doberman Scout and she tells me she's pregnant again

I think i'll just...not go to the gym.

eat the ass till i know what she ate this morning

bruh are u homo? look at that ass mang, she finna get that dick I SWEAR

wan sum fuk

Fartposters make me laugh.

>MOM! I POSTED IT AGAIN!

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Is that a tranny? She has that tranny face.

Would smash either way.

she's fat and disgusting.

would not touch, not kidding

nah just kind of a butter face

That's what all bikini baristas look like, have you not been to a stand?

your low standards are showing user

say "oops must be in the wrong room, sorry"
die a virigin

I've never even heard of a bikini barista.

Post more plz

don't have one where I live. Can you smash these girls if you leave big enough of a tip?

yup

are you 12yo?

Who is she? Reverse google search shows nothing.

everyone has a price

you're driving thru and getting your coffee and this chick shakes here tits. what you doing?

How do these places make money? Seems that only men would go, and men don't buy coffee and drinks as much as women do.

>men don't buy coffee and drinks as much as women.

Literally the entire business of a bar is run on men buying drinks for themselves and men buying drinks for women.

Call her fat, cum in her butt, leave.

They do when these girls are working the place.

Realize that I'm going to go to jail for mostly nonsconsensual and brutal yet tender surprise lovemaking.

if you don't love thick skanks, you're fucking gay

You'll find that when one of these places opens, suddenly the men in the vicinity start spending a lot more on coffee and drinks

They're very popular with men, and they don't come just for the drinks.

who the fuck would go there for coffee?

what does this semen demon answer to?

Fuck up

I'd call her daddy's little slut while i bang her back out
Fill that tight sore sloppy cunt to the brim with hot cum
Then tell her not to come back till I need her again.

You fuck up.

Who this bitch?

wear a condom
fuck even harder
no to the rest of that book

I finally found the guy that leaves comments on every free porn video

360 walk away go fuck my boyfriend in the ass

I already have a thicc bikini barista but mines Asian

Name?

pics or it didn't happen

>condom
Confirmed for not being alpha

im not gay but something in me must be slighlty off because i like girls who have super angular jaws. it contrasts witht the rest of them if the rest is cute (veruca james, )

pics

filipina?

>man face
>fat body and no fat tits

same. Olivia wilde and megan fox are good examples of this

>smell something good coming from kitchen
>go check
>see this

what do?

is there anything wrong about fapping in public while a hot girl watches? I'm not touching her so it's not sexual harrassment and it is her choice if she wants to watch me watch her

Guys to make a long story short I'm texting a girl and need to recover from an abysmal first conversation. She is in my lecture and that is how I know her. She still responded to my last triple text series of autism questions, but it took her nearly a day. How do I salvage this? I'm thinking about asking her to hangout instead and just saying i hate texting

wake up from the dream

Or? just do it up the butt?

Hoist her over my shoulders and squat her for 5

Rip hole in spandex
Shove cock in
Proceed to rip and tear her snatch while eating dinner
Realize the delicious smell was coming from her snatch and not the food.

might as well post it

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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

So they work half naked in there?

What kind of place has this world become...

At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

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>giant fake tits

ok

thighs

Who is she?

>private room
>in the back of your gym
>which is my gym

But I'm in the middle of my lift, so I'll just take my dick out and slap it on her ass to confirm it's firmness. Then go back to lifting.

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Cares

I'm I know who the thicc blonde is lmao

whats alot of syrup, i bought some of that shit no calories no sugar and its sweet as her booty

dont tell. let the lazy people google for themselves. It's not hard to find her name

Anybody else sometimes fantasize about getting chocked out by a girl's thick thighs?

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wow, always saw Angela as the more reserved type. Very different direction from Dunder Mifflin.

pink_sugar_boss_lady

Use google image search

>tattoos
>butterface
2/10 would not bench

I fucking love pasties I don't even understand why

Moar!

oh jesus

Brehs

turn 720 degrees and moonwalk away because she is blonde and not a sexy brunette

hottest bikini barista ive seen yet. Would have 10 kids with her

Sauce? Google imagine search has failed me.

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Morgan Hultgren

Ayo girrrl, u want sum penis for yo shenis?

Nigga you going to jail

lol

tell her to gtfo and send her boyfriend in

what did you expect? this is Veeky Forums

actually thats public indecency, And sexual harassment. if theres a minor nearby, youll also get a sex offender status. have fun with your fucked up fetish

Alert the fatty police

>bikini barista

are those glorified whores or something

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degenerates

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stutter autistically while excusing myself and masturbate furiously to the situation later

If she makes a decent cappuccino, would fucking wife & breed uncontrollably.

You'd have to hope shes not porous.

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