Be in a club

>be in a club
>cute girl grinding on me
>pull out phone and start browsing Veeky Forums
>all her friends laugh and she walks away

I'm broken lads, save me

>be in high speed chase against the cops
>they're shooting
>pull out phone and start browsing Veeky Forums
>I crash

I'm broken lads, save me

A-are you me?

>be browsing Veeky Forums on my pc
>can't find an interesting thread
>pull out phone and start browsing Veeky Forums
>realise the threads are the same

I'm broken lads, save me

A-are you me?

Serious question. I don't go out clubbing much at all. If I'm standing near a girl and she backs up to me but doesn't rub her ass against me but keeps glancing back at me and smiling, does that mean I should make a move?

I don't know the etiquette desu

A-are you me?

if she's hot what other reason do you need?
if she's ugly why would you even?

Go to a club and if it happens again post here and we'll help.

>club
>girl
gains b gone

I don't want to come off as creepy by just grabbing the lass by the waist, she was with all her friends

>Knock Knock.
>Who's there?
>It's the police mam your son was killed by a hit and run driver. The driver was an alcohol.
>pull out phone and start browsing Veeky Forums
>cops laugh and walk away

I'm broken lads, save me

A-are you me?

>be in gym
>all racks free
>pull out phone and start browsing Veeky Forums
>all curlbros do the bro laugh and walk into racks

I'm broken lads, save me

the prolly were laughing at her

if she's backing her ass up to your dick do you really think she's gonna think you're creepy
fuck these beta autists

I'm just your friendly neighborhood spiderman

>be in club
>qt in front of me
>i start rubbing my dick on her
>she pulls out phone and starts browsing Veeky Forums
>i laugh and continue grinding on her

She's broken lads, save her

I have learnt from my mistake

I-is she me?

Close call. Count yourself lucky. Women are gains goblins. Get yourself a nice muscle bf. No homo.

You'd like me to be you, wouldn't me?

>The driver was an alcohol.

Then who was phone?

Lern2grammar

A-are you me?

In a club, yes. Anywhere else, it is a civil trap.

>Cops shooting in a vehicular pursuit

Murica, lads.

Hits too close to home

they dont shoot and drive sir

>having sex with gf
>about to nut
>pull out phone and start browsing Veeky Forums
>she starts crying and tells me it's over

If it's in the club, put your hands on her hips and pull her close. If she's into it she'll grind on your cock. If not she will move your hands away and walk away. Simple body language amingo

We should change the name of this board already and call it r9k-fit-feelings, i mean , this is the third thread about this "problems", lads.

>Cousin (15) is over at my house
>feels my pecks
>pull out phone and browse Veeky Forums
>she gives me a weird look and 360s out of the room

I'm broken lads, save me

Underrated

>360
she would still be in the room then you idiot

NYSR gtfo.

>try to walk away from a situation
>turn 360 degrees and start walking
>realize im going nowhere and pull out my phone and start browsing Veeky Forums
>i've just done a pirouette into taking out my phone

I'm broken lads, save me